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I'm Still Perplexed About The Office Urinal Pube
Posted on 1/30/13 at 5:02 pm
Posted on 1/30/13 at 5:02 pm
I don't understand it. Not just the freaking Yeti-like proportions of these sonsofbitches but the execution of it all. How the hell does it get there? Day after day. There they are... like a fricking granddaddy long-leg.
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Posted on 1/30/13 at 5:03 pm to Sao
Posted on 1/30/13 at 5:04 pm to Hugo Stiglitz
LOL they must not know that manscaping makes it look bigger 
Posted on 1/30/13 at 5:04 pm to Sao
Posted on 1/30/13 at 5:16 pm to Sao
What. The. Actual. frick. 
Posted on 1/30/13 at 5:18 pm to Sao
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I don't understand it. Not just the freaking Yeti-like proportions of these sonsofbitches but the execution of it all. How the hell does it get there? Day after day. There they are... like a fricking granddaddy long-leg.
Stop looking down when you pee. Just look straight ahead...
Posted on 1/30/13 at 5:32 pm to LanierSpots
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Stop looking down when you pee. Just look straight ahead
and risk ill-directed splash back?! you crazy.
Posted on 1/30/13 at 5:43 pm to Sao
I pull out some pubes every time I pee, even at home.
But moreso in public.
But moreso in public.
Posted on 1/30/13 at 5:47 pm to Sao
Maybe I'll get some pubes one day.
Posted on 1/30/13 at 5:57 pm to Rig
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Maybe I'll get some pubes one day
Have you tried Deer Antler Spray??
Posted on 1/30/13 at 5:58 pm to MikeHoncho
No but I've heard things about it.
Posted on 1/30/13 at 5:59 pm to Sao
Our urinals are so horrible at work, that it looks like you pissed yourself when your done. I started using the toilet.
Posted on 1/30/13 at 5:59 pm to Stonehog
This post was edited on 2/9/13 at 9:31 pm
Posted on 1/30/13 at 6:00 pm to Rig
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No but I've heard things about it.
Been using it for three days and i already have pubes growing on my palms.
It tastes delicious, too.
Posted on 1/30/13 at 6:21 pm to JDM1992
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JDM1992
Jokes on you. I don't have any pubes.
Posted on 1/30/13 at 6:22 pm to InVolNerable
This post was edited on 2/9/13 at 9:30 pm
Posted on 1/30/13 at 6:33 pm to JDM1992
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Look in your bed. Even if you haven't had your pants down in your bed, I guarantee you have pubes there
Do wwhaa?
Posted on 1/30/13 at 6:47 pm to MikeHoncho
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and risk ill-directed splash back?! you crazy.
If you cant hit a urinal . . .
Posted on 1/30/13 at 6:51 pm to LanierSpots
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If you cant hit a urinal
I CAN, but based on angles and pressure of your stream, splashback is a danger we all have to live with.
God help us all.
Posted on 1/30/13 at 10:16 pm to LanierSpots
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Stop looking down when you pee. Just look straight ahead...
This. Observe the fine coat of white paint on the CMU walls.
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