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Can somebody explain this article from CNNSI?
Posted on 1/29/13 at 8:56 am
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Posted on 1/29/13 at 8:58 am to The ATL
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Key asked 6'6", 304-pound defensive end Quinton Dial to hold one arm out to his side and to keep the arm up when Key tried to push it down. Dial, who towered over the 5'8" Key, did so easily. "Now I'm going to do nothing different," Key told the players. "But I'm going to take two fingers, and I'm going to take his cellphone, and I'm going to just put it up against [Dial's] chest." He turned back to Dial. "Take a deep breath, man up to me, O.K.? . . . Two fingers, everything you got on three, O.K.? One, two. . . ."
This time, while holding the phone to Dial's chest, Key easily forced the player's arm down to his side. Dial smirked, bemused. "What happened," Key said, "was the frequencies from the phone, as soon as they came into your energy field, they zapped ya, like a Taser."
Posted on 1/29/13 at 9:06 am to WDE24
Bama players r smart. lulz
Posted on 1/29/13 at 9:08 am to The ATL
These are some of the worst type of people out there. Literally selling snake oil.
Posted on 1/29/13 at 9:09 am to The ATL
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And then Key passed out his remedy for the frequencies: stickers, which he calls chips, bearing holograms of a pyramid. Key told the players that on game day they should place the chips on three acupuncture points -- one on the inside of each wrist before they tape their arms (the chips also come embedded in bracelets), and one over the heart. "It's going to help your heart have so much more energy," he said. "Come the fourth quarter, you guys will not be gassed at all."
JEEBUS!!!
Posted on 1/29/13 at 9:09 am to tigerfan in bamaland
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Bama players r smart. lulz
It wouldn't be the first time athletes wore stupid shite like this.
Posted on 1/29/13 at 9:11 am to tigerfan in bamaland
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Bama players r smart. lulz
Mo Claiborne sez Hi!
Posted on 1/29/13 at 9:14 am to 14&Counting
Isn't Mo a Cowboy?
This post was edited on 1/29/13 at 9:15 am
Posted on 1/29/13 at 9:15 am to tigerfan in bamaland
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Bama players r smart. lulz
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Key, an aggressive pitchman who once was arrested for trespassing after giving chips and the beam-ray treatment to an LSU player in his hotel room at the 2010 Senior Bowl.
Posted on 1/29/13 at 9:28 am to Yellerhammer5
Posted on 1/29/13 at 9:46 am to Mr.Sinister
Posted on 1/29/13 at 9:56 am to Duckie
quote:It was big in golf for a while and some AU players did it in 2010, IIRC. I think Montell Williams pimps underwear or something on tv like this.
It wouldn't be the first time athletes wore stupid shite like this.
Posted on 1/29/13 at 10:01 am to WDE24
Is this the same dude that had everyone wearing the microchip bracelets a couple of years ago?
He would go on Finebaum and talk about how NFL people and Tiger Woods used his microchips.
He would go on Finebaum and talk about how NFL people and Tiger Woods used his microchips.
Posted on 1/29/13 at 10:03 am to Bellabama
I don't know if it is the same dude, but it is the same scam. Just like all those orthodics on infomercials and copper bracelets and copper underwear, etc., etc.
Posted on 1/29/13 at 10:08 am to WDE24
It's the same guy. I just looked. He had pain chips. I have a friend who played on the PGA circuit and all of the golfers were into the whole magnet thing a few years ago.
Posted on 1/29/13 at 10:14 am to Duckie
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It wouldn't be the first time athletes wore stupid shite like this.
I remember when everyone was buying those rubber wristbands that "improved your balance"
I literally LOL'd at every person I met who had one and swore up and down it worked
Posted on 1/29/13 at 10:48 am to deltaland
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I remember when everyone was buying those rubber wristbands that "improved your balance"
Yeah, "ion necklace" or some shite
Waste of money and people who buy it are fools
Posted on 1/29/13 at 10:59 am to 228Tiger
Pretty sure deer antlers are nearly 100% calcium.
Posted on 1/29/13 at 11:01 am to WDE24
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It was big in golf for a while and some AU players did it in 2010
ATPB tried to turn Auburn in for it
Posted on 1/29/13 at 11:02 am to Yellerhammer5
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Key, an aggressive pitchman who once was arrested for trespassing after giving chips and the beam-ray treatment to an LSU player in his hotel room at the 2010 Senior Bowl.
NTTAWTT
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