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Does This Make Mizzou More or Less Southern?

Posted on 1/11/13 at 2:45 pm
Posted by mizzoukills
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Posted on 1/11/13 at 2:45 pm
From the late 1800s thru the early 1920s, Mizzou had more than one mascot. They had an alternate moniker and mascot that was nearly as well known as their official tiger mascot. They were known as the Missouri Morels.

A morel is an incredibly delicious mushroom that sprouts in mid to late Spring with the mayapples. Finding morel mushrooms is like finding a treasure chest of gold. Morels are that tasty!



Each Spring in Missouri, scores of people from the northern part of the State to the southern area trek thru vast acreage of forest with plastic grocery bags hoping to stumble upon a treasure trove of Morchella.

This pasttime is so popular in Missouri, that Mizzou's student section and football fans used to chant the following during kickoffs:

"Missouri...Mizzou...Morel Mushrooms"

Missouri legend indicates that Quantrill and his raiders survived long distances thru unforgiving forests by eating morel mushrooms. In fact, they were referred to as Missouri Phantoms because they'd disappear into a forest and seemingly never come out again. People thought they had surely died of starvation, when in fact they were sitting in dry caves frying morel mushrooms and singing songs about killing Kansans.

Question is, does this make us more southern or more northern?
This post was edited on 1/11/13 at 3:56 pm
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
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Posted on 1/11/13 at 2:46 pm to
Posted by DMagic
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Posted on 1/11/13 at 2:46 pm to
It makes this another retarded kills thread
Posted by PepaSpray
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Posted on 1/11/13 at 2:47 pm to
Holy shite that's weird, but intriguing.
Posted by lake2280
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Posted on 1/11/13 at 2:48 pm to
you can not be more or less southern when your not southern at all.
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
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Posted on 1/11/13 at 2:48 pm to
frick Morel Mushrooms. We got Mellow Mushroom.
Posted by Mootsman
Charlotte, NC
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 1/11/13 at 2:48 pm to
Neither. Mushrooms, Morel or not, don't have shite to do with the mason dixon, sports, or anything outside of Emeril Lagasse's kitchen. Completely irrelevant.
Posted by genro
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Posted on 1/11/13 at 2:48 pm to
Posted by mizzoukills
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Posted on 1/11/13 at 2:50 pm to
Posted by mizzoukills
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Posted on 1/11/13 at 2:51 pm to
quote:

frick Morel Mushrooms. We got Mellow Mushroom.


We try to stay level headed in this State. But, if I were younger...
Posted by bdv1974
Liberty, South Carolinananana
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 1/11/13 at 2:51 pm to
quote:

Emeril Lagasse's kitchen


BAM!

CNB Mellow Mushroom
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 1/11/13 at 2:54 pm to
So, nobody hunts and eats morel mushrooms in the south?

That sucks. Y'all don't know what you're missing.
This post was edited on 1/11/13 at 2:57 pm
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
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Posted on 1/11/13 at 2:55 pm to
quote:



I just wanted to say this was very well played.

Killz's e-persona is very Pee-Wee Herman esque.
Posted by KCM0Tiger
Kansas City, MISSOURI
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Posted on 1/11/13 at 2:58 pm to
I love hunting for morels. Fry those puppies up for the most delicious meal you can imagine
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 1/11/13 at 3:01 pm to
KCMO

quote:

I love hunting for morels. Fry those puppies up for the most delicious meal you can imagine


Indeed, sir! Indeed. I can't imagine a better meal. Even my favorite dish, homemade oyster stew, doesn't compare to fried morels.

"Missouri...Mizzou...Morel Mushrooms!"
Posted by Porker Face
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Posted on 1/11/13 at 3:01 pm to
So you idolized something that decomposes dead plant and animal life and used it to represent your university?
Posted by JustGetItRight
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 1/11/13 at 3:02 pm to
So Mizzou fans consume a lot of mushrooms?

Well, that certainly explains why they thought they were going to actually compete in football this year.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 1/11/13 at 3:02 pm to
...and Porker arrives right on time. Thought you were going to be late today. But here you are...old reliable.

How's your vagina? Did you get it looked at?
This post was edited on 1/11/13 at 3:03 pm
Posted by Porker Face
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Posted on 1/11/13 at 3:06 pm to
Just trying to clear up some confusion. Mind answering the question?
Posted by KCM0Tiger
Kansas City, MISSOURI
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Posted on 1/11/13 at 3:08 pm to
Thought you could use this Porker

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