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A look to next year's... offseason. What "Saban to ____" threads will we see?
Posted on 1/10/13 at 4:27 pm
Posted on 1/10/13 at 4:27 pm
Last year's offseason, we got Penn State, Cowboys, Texas, and many others.
And as this coaching carousel winds down, it once again becomes clear that Saban is not going to the Browns, the Eagles, Texas, or Manchester United.
So... we know this will happen, starting around November of 2013, as NFL and college coaches' hot seats get warmer. What do we have to look forward to?
My top Ten candidates:
1. Texas (perennial favorite of SECr/TD)
2. Jets (Ryan gets fired)
3. Patriots (Belichick retires)
4. USCw (Kiffin gets fired)
5. Panthers (Rivera gets fired)
6. Steelers (Tomlin resigns?
)
7. West Virginia (his home state! They fire Holgorsen to replace him)
8. Lions (Schwartz gets fired)
9. Jaguars (whoever their new head coach is gets fired after one season)
10. Oregon (Chip Kelly leaves for NFL)
I'd say at least 7 of these threads get created. Repeatedly.
And as this coaching carousel winds down, it once again becomes clear that Saban is not going to the Browns, the Eagles, Texas, or Manchester United.
So... we know this will happen, starting around November of 2013, as NFL and college coaches' hot seats get warmer. What do we have to look forward to?
My top Ten candidates:
1. Texas (perennial favorite of SECr/TD)
2. Jets (Ryan gets fired)
3. Patriots (Belichick retires)
4. USCw (Kiffin gets fired)
5. Panthers (Rivera gets fired)
6. Steelers (Tomlin resigns?
) 7. West Virginia (his home state! They fire Holgorsen to replace him)
8. Lions (Schwartz gets fired)
9. Jaguars (whoever their new head coach is gets fired after one season)
10. Oregon (Chip Kelly leaves for NFL)
I'd say at least 7 of these threads get created. Repeatedly.
This post was edited on 1/10/13 at 4:28 pm
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Posted on 1/10/13 at 4:28 pm to genro
IF YOU SCARED SAY YOU SCARED
Posted on 1/10/13 at 4:29 pm to genro
Nick Saban to Team Jacob.
Posted on 1/10/13 at 4:29 pm to genro
Saban to ESU Timberwolves
Posted on 1/10/13 at 4:32 pm to NBamaAlum
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IF YOU SCARED SAY YOU SCARED
Posted on 1/10/13 at 4:32 pm to genro
Saban to Western Kentucky with Kevin Hart
Posted on 1/10/13 at 4:32 pm to genro
Mal Moore will fire his arse, and not shed a penny due to the no buyout clause. He will hire Jim Harbaugh for 120,000 per year, just because momma called. Saban will take over the defense for the Hilltoppers of Western Kentucky under The All Powerful Petrino and destroy Alabama in the National Semifinals in 2014. 
Posted on 1/10/13 at 4:35 pm to genro
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3. Patriots (Belichick retires)
For the record, as a Dolphins fan, please sweet baby Jesus let this happen.
Posted on 1/10/13 at 4:35 pm to genro
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8. Lions (Schwartz gets fired)
It's happening...
Posted on 1/10/13 at 4:37 pm to Party At LSU
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PartyAtLSU
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Dolphins Fan
You must really hate Saban
Posted on 1/10/13 at 4:38 pm to genro
I too get tired of all the "Saban to _____ bullshite. The dude will probably retire at Bama and become an TV analyst or go back to WV.
Posted on 1/10/13 at 4:40 pm to genro
You take this way too seriously.
Posted on 1/10/13 at 4:40 pm to genro
Why would he leave the Browns to go to Texas?
Posted on 1/10/13 at 4:41 pm to WDE85
quote:perhaps that's what you're doing, right now.
You take this way too seriously.
The tables, they have rotated.
Posted on 1/10/13 at 4:41 pm to genro
Did you just get unbanned or something?
Posted on 1/10/13 at 4:42 pm to Swoopin
quote:Nope. Never been banned.
Did you just get unbanned or something?
Posted on 1/10/13 at 4:43 pm to Roll Damn Tide
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You must really hate Saban
I'm indifferent to him. He brought LSU a championship and actually thought the Dolphins are a destination job in the NFL, so he took a chance.
He's a miserable person, but oh well. He's the most successful coach on earth outside of Mike Krzyzewski. You have to respect his mechanical and maniacal methods that never waiver.
The only two things that really bug me about him are
1. The way he botched the Drew Brees situation
2. The way he lied to and belittled the south Florida media on his way out.
Posted on 1/10/13 at 4:43 pm to KaiserSoze99
Saban's got a seriously good shot at surpassing Bear Bryant's 6 NC, and become the GOAT coach.
Posted on 1/10/13 at 4:44 pm to Party At LSU
Drew Brees failed his physical in Miami.
Posted on 1/10/13 at 4:49 pm to genro
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Drew Brees failed his physical in Miami.
Saban still wanted him, called Drew to tell him the results and that they still wanted to discuss a contract. When Brees said, "Coach, do you still want me?" There was a pause, and Brees was totally turned off.
Few days later, Sean Payton calls him, arrange a meeting, shows him the N.O. East Katrina damage, and the rest is history.
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