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Why BAMA won't win!

Posted on 1/7/13 at 8:46 am
Posted by Broke
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Posted on 1/7/13 at 8:46 am
Let's look back at history. 4 Notre Dame coaches have won National Championships in their 3rd season.

Now you may ask yourself why 3 is the deciding factor here. And the answer is because Jesus fell 3 times on his way to Calvary.

Now let's look at other important factors. Jesus handled up on a betrayer. Yep, Saban is Judas. Dude betrayed LSU and Miami and lied to the world. Much like Judas. Jesus made Judas his bitch.

Jesus wants this for the Irish.
This post was edited on 1/7/13 at 8:59 am
Posted by bamawriter
Nashville, TN
Member since Apr 2009
3162 posts
Posted on 1/7/13 at 8:48 am to
I don't think Jesus cares who wins a football game.

However, I'm quite sure that he think you're an idiot.
Posted by Broke
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Member since Sep 2006
65037 posts
Posted on 1/7/13 at 8:49 am to
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However, I'm quite sure that he think you're an idiot.


How golden.

quote:

bamawriter


Even better

Posted by brewhan davey
Audubon Place
Member since Sep 2010
32775 posts
Posted on 1/7/13 at 8:50 am to
I've never been one to use the historical factor.. just because it's completely an arbitrary influence.
Posted by stat19
Member since Feb 2011
29350 posts
Posted on 1/7/13 at 8:51 am to
quote:

However, I'm quite sure that you're an idiot.
This post was edited on 1/7/13 at 8:52 am
Posted by Stonehog
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Posted on 1/7/13 at 8:53 am to
The Gospel according to Broke.

So let it be written, so let it be done.
Posted by TenTex
Member since Jan 2008
15949 posts
Posted on 1/7/13 at 8:53 am to
ND wins if they have no turnovers and commits fewer than 5 penalties. It's really that simple. This is a very average 3 loss Bama team. This is also true for ND. Nothing special about either of these 2 teams.
Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65037 posts
Posted on 1/7/13 at 8:54 am to
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The Gospel according to Broke.

So let it be written, so let it be done.


This is too much to be denied. It shall come to pass.
Posted by sawfiddle
New Hope, Alabama
Member since Aug 2008
5713 posts
Posted on 1/7/13 at 8:55 am to
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Jesus fell 3 times on his way to Calgary.


Jesus was Canadian?
Posted by brewhan davey
Audubon Place
Member since Sep 2010
32775 posts
Posted on 1/7/13 at 8:55 am to
quote:

This is a very average 3 loss Bama team.


Posted by anothergumper
Member since Jul 2010
3496 posts
Posted on 1/7/13 at 8:55 am to
Is Broke short for brokeback?
Posted by Bamad
Calera, AL
Member since May 2010
5206 posts
Posted on 1/7/13 at 8:57 am to
quote:

quote:
Jesus fell 3 times on his way to Calgary.


Jesus was Canadian?


Didn't you see his second post in this thread? You cannot question his verbiage as he is a literary genius.
Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65037 posts
Posted on 1/7/13 at 8:59 am to
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Jesus was Canadian?


Solid catch!
Posted by coachcrisp
pensacola, fl
Member since Jun 2012
30583 posts
Posted on 1/7/13 at 8:59 am to
It says volumes for a program when they can have a "very average" team playing for a national championship!...lots of respect for the Tide out there!
Posted by SDVTiger
Cabo San Lucas
Member since Nov 2011
72931 posts
Posted on 1/7/13 at 8:59 am to
Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65037 posts
Posted on 1/7/13 at 8:59 am to
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Is Broke short for brokeback?


Listen skipper, you haven't been here long enough to use this.
Posted by anothergumper
Member since Jul 2010
3496 posts
Posted on 1/7/13 at 9:00 am to
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Listen skipper, you haven't been here long enough to use this.
Posted by Ray Ray Rodman
Florida
Member since Mar 2005
17654 posts
Posted on 1/7/13 at 9:01 am to
I think ND will win actually. Just have a hunch. Put me on record. Bama should win, but ND will.
Posted by jackmanusc
Columbia, SC
Member since Apr 2012
3947 posts
Posted on 1/7/13 at 9:01 am to
quote:

Jesus wants this for the Irish


Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65037 posts
Posted on 1/7/13 at 9:02 am to
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I think ND will win actually.


Seriously? Because I think it's a toss up with a Bama lean to be honest.
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