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CtotheVrzrbck
Oklahoma State Fan
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Member since Dec 2007
14660 posts

You might be a dumpster fire if...


-- Your HC wears god awful school color clothing on the sideline. (see Pelphrey's red blazers and Dooley's orange hot pants)

-- You lose in the first rd as #2 seed. (Norfolkin' Way)

-- You hire assistant coaches while the rest of the league hires experienced HC's. (UK, Aubie)

-- You put all of your resources into one sport, and only one sport, and you're one of the all-time worst cheaters in that respective sport (Bama, UK, Aubie)

-- Actually make the Championship Game, yet get blown out or worse shut out.

-- Greatest team in history of your institution; goes to Chick-fil-A Bowl.

-- Most talked about game ever, was a bull shite loss.

-- Mascot has official "outfits".

-- Mascot is a product of incest resulting in genetic retardation.

-- CLEMSON!



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plazadweller
Auburn Fan
South Georgia
Member since Jul 2011
3018 posts

re: You might be a dumpster fire if...


Go frick yourself





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Mizzeaux
Missouri Fan
Las Vegas, NV
Member since Jun 2012
4403 posts

re: You might be a dumpster fire if...


-- You start basketball troll threads after beating Northwestern State.





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crimsonian
Alabama Fan
Florida
Member since Jun 2012
1757 posts

re: You might be a dumpster fire if...


Worst thread of the year nominee.





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ShaneTheLegLechler
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re: You might be a dumpster fire if...


quote:

You start basketball troll threads after beating Northwestern State






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Tiguar
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re: You might be a dumpster fire if...


- You haven't won an SEC football title since joining the league and have been in the league for over 20 years


This post was edited on 12/29 at 9:20 pm


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Ricky_
LSU Fan
Member since Nov 2012
327 posts

re: You might be a dumpster fire if...


- Your team is so awful that you're fans suddenly disappear 2 games into the season.





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CtotheVrzrbck
Oklahoma State Fan
Tulsey Town
Member since Dec 2007
14660 posts

re: You might be a dumpster fire if...


This thread has nothing to do with winning a basketball game tonight. Coincedence only.





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MaroonNation
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Flowood, MS Gateway to StarkVegas
Member since Nov 2010
11967 posts

re: You might be a dumpster fire if...


or you hire adultering coaches who leave their previous job and do nothing more than leave a xeroxed letter on everyone's locker






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CGSC Lobotomy
Texas A&M Fan
Fort Bragg, NC
Member since Sep 2011
7737 posts

re: You might be a dumpster fire if...


quote:

You might be a dumpster fire if...


You lose to Southern at home, only scoring 2 points in the final 5 minutes.






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DaleDenton
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Member since Jun 2010
21223 posts

re: You might be a dumpster fire if...


quote:

only scoring 2 points in the final 5 minutes.


We talking about Mizzou playing in LA?






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ArHog
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Member since Jan 2008
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re: You might be a dumpster fire if...


quote:

CtotheVrzrbck



Your sail is strong







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Mizzeaux
Missouri Fan
Las Vegas, NV
Member since Jun 2012
4403 posts

re: You might be a dumpster fire if...


quote:

We talking about Mizzou playing in LA?



Would you like to further discuss our second loss of the year against the team with the #1 basketball recruit in the nation?

Or should we discuss any of your four losses, or even your dominating win over the venerable Demons of Northwestern State?






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omrebelfan20
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Member since Sep 2012
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re: You might be a dumpster fire if...








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svb
Missouri Fan
Kansas City, MO
Member since Jun 2012
754 posts

re: You might be a dumpster fire if...


- Your former HC gets in a motorcycle crash, lies about having a mistress and proceeds to leave. To top that off, you hire John L. Smith.





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DaleDenton
Arkansas Fan
Member since Jun 2010
21223 posts

re: You might be a dumpster fire if...


quote:

Would you like to further discuss our second loss of the year against the team with the #1 basketball recruit in the nation?



Moral Victory?

If you can't beat a team with just one top recruit, Kentucky is gonna go in dry, repeatedly then send texts to you the next day about how you better not go to the police because no one messes with Kentucky...






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BluegrassBelle
Kentucky Fan
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Member since Nov 2010
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re: You might be a dumpster fire if...


- Kentucky has more SEC Championships then you in multiple sports (Arky)





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USMC Gators
UF Football Fan
Member since Oct 2011
10782 posts

re: You might be a dumpster fire if...


quote:

-- Your HC wears god aweful school color clothing on the sideline. (see Pelphrey's red blazers and Dooley's orange hot pants)

-- You lose in the first rd as #2 seed. (Norfolkin' Way)

-- You hire assistant coaches while the rest of the league hires experienced HC's. (UK, Aubie)

-- You put all of your resources into one sport, and only one sport, and you're one of the all-time worst cheaters in that respective sport (Bama, UK, Aubie)

What about Muschamp?






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CtotheVrzrbck
Oklahoma State Fan
Tulsey Town
Member since Dec 2007
14660 posts

re: You might be a dumpster fire if...


Women in India will riot because of how bad Kentucky abuses Mizzou.





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Mizzeaux
Missouri Fan
Las Vegas, NV
Member since Jun 2012
4403 posts

re: You might be a dumpster fire if...


Just pray Kentucky isn't ranked when they come into Fayetteville because
quote:

Kentucky is gonna go in dry


The good news for you is that we'll have broken you in by the time they roll in.



This post was edited on 12/29 at 9:37 pm


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