Rank the SEC bowl games by difficulty

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You left out Arkansas.

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Nah they already played their Super Bowl

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You left out Arkansas.

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Arky has a Bowl Bye this year, but given their W-L mark in Bowl Gms..Bye..like Ohio St..may get off the schneid vs the SEC?

Hardest to easiest:

1. A&M -- This will be a dogfight. OU has a shitload to lose. They are hanging on the Texas recruiting for dear life. A&M's move to the SEC was more about sealing the northern boarder than taking recruits away from the fricking longhorns. Norman is a fricking shite hole. If they are not in the national discussion and getting a good share of Texas talent, that program will go to shite in a hurry. They must win this game. A&M's advantage is that Sumlin has a 22.5-inch peen and JFF.

--HUGE GAP--

2. Alabama -- they should beat the frick out of ND, but it will be a dogfight early because the domers will believe they have a chance. Nick Saban has a huge, 30-inch peen.

3. South Carolina -- B1G sucks. Meatchicken has some talent. They got the frick beat out of them by Alabama, but that was the first game. They will play well, but the Cocks are too hard for Wolverines (um....sick...shave that bush). Steve had a 40-incher back in the day. He has atrophied a little and may suffer from ED.

4. State -- Northwestern sucks. B1G sucks. The best team State played prior to Alabama was Troy, so they looked deceivingly better than they really were (which we tried to tell you Grinders). Nevertheless, State is good enough to beat N'W'rn down. It won't be a close game IMO. Mullet has a 15.5-incher.

5. LSU -- They will beat the frick out of Clemson, but it will take a few series to get going. ACC blows. Les has a 25-incher.

6. Vandy -- The ACC blows. NC State blows. Vandy is good. They could walk to the stadium. Franklin has a 28-incher.

7. Georgia -- B1G blows. Nebraska gave up 63 point to Ohio State and 70 points to Wisconsin. Georgia was a couple of plays away from being in the NC game. IMO the Dawgs are pissed and will hate-frick corn to the tune of about 50 points. Richt has a 35-incher but suffers from premature ejaculation.

8. Ole Miss -- Pitt sucks donkey sack. Ole Miss has had a great turnaround under Freeze. Huge has a 19-incher.

9. Florida -- This game is a Got Damn joke. Louisville will not score a TD. Book it. Boom has a 40-incher, but he just now figured out which hole to stick it in.

Someone say peen?

I am beginning to understand the rumor about KaiserRollSoze being only 13 years old ... born in '99, and all that.

He definitely has adolescent teenage boy Sandusky bait written all over him.

Im ALMOST certain hugh is more than 19 inches

I think LSU and A&M are the most likely to lose. A&M has a tough opponent and i'm always curious how a layoff effects a team that relies on offense.

LSU may come out sleepwalking and if they're not careful could fall behind big early (a la UGA-West Virginia a few years ago). I have no doubt that Clemson wants this game more than LSU.

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1. A&M -- This will be a dogfight. OU has a shitload to lose. They are hanging on the Texas recruiting for dear life. A&M's move to the SEC was more about sealing the northern boarder than taking recruits away from the fricking longhorns. Norman is a fricking shite hole. If they are not in the national discussion and getting a good share of Texas talent, that program will go to shite in a hurry. They must win this game. A&M's advantage is that Sumlin has a 22.5-inch peen and JFF.

--HUGE GAP--

2. Alabama -- they should beat the frick out of ND, but it will be a dogfight early because the domers will believe they have a chance. Nick Saban has a huge, 30-inch peen.

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Notre Dame beat the shite out of Oklahoma fwiw.

1. A&M vs. OU - OU is 10-2 with only losses coming from KSU and ND. They are solid and it's a good matchup. OU's weakness is against the run and A&M leads the SEC in rushing - A&M's biggest weakness is against the pass and OU is good at throwing the ball.

2. LSU vs. Clemson- which LSU QB shows up? If it's Mett from the last few games, this one wont be close. If it's Mett from first half of season, Clemson could have enough offensive weapons to keep it interesting.

3. Bama vs. ND- Honestly dont think ND has enough weapons to move the ball well on Bama and as long as Bama doesnt turn the ball over and give ND good field position, they should win a pretty close game. I do think ND's defense will be hard to move the ball on.