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Rabbi issues public prayer for the Dawgs
Posted on 11/29/12 at 1:43 pm
Posted on 11/29/12 at 1:43 pm
Old Testament God staaaaaaaaaaaacked.
Bama fuuuuuuuuuuuuucked.
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Bama fuuuuuuuuuuuuucked.
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This one was publicly offered up by Rabbi Michael Bernstein of Congregation Gesher L’Torah on Kimball Bridge Rd, Alpharetta:
“May the One who guided Vince, Herschel, and Buck Belue grant victory to their descendants and joy to those who follow them. Give counsel to Mark Richt, accuracy to Aaron Murray, strength to Gurshall and ferocity to the Defense. Halt the momentum of our adversaries, say to them as you related to your servant Job, “The Tide shall come to here and no further.” And as for the Irish… Well let’s deal with that when the time comes…. So may it be inscribed in the Book of Chronicles and Statistics (the BCS) and the records of the House of Dawg.”
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Posted on 11/29/12 at 1:44 pm to tylerdurden24
Wasn't there a big flood back then?
Posted on 11/29/12 at 1:45 pm to tylerdurden24
Posted on 11/29/12 at 1:45 pm to tylerdurden24
"He is part of the UGA Chevra kadisha."
This post was edited on 11/29/12 at 1:52 pm
Posted on 11/29/12 at 1:45 pm to getback
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Wasn't there a big flood back then?
Gonna need a Richt-as-Noah fark for this one
Posted on 11/29/12 at 1:47 pm to tylerdurden24
oy vey!
Posted on 11/29/12 at 1:47 pm to tylerdurden24
old testament god is so much more of a bad arse. we're about to light a bunch of bulldog's tails on fire and burn down their camps, let them call upon saban to light their sacrifice on fire while richt does it on one try, and then after we win we will have the redcoats play glory, glory around the dome until it collapses on the their big, stupid heads
This post was edited on 11/29/12 at 1:48 pm
Posted on 11/29/12 at 1:47 pm to tylerdurden24
AstroTurf?
You know who's responsible for AstroTurf?
The Jews.
You know who's responsible for AstroTurf?
The Jews.
Posted on 11/29/12 at 1:48 pm to Damn Good Dawg
Old testament God?
Mark Richt???
I'm sensing a pattern here...
We're about to go biblical on Bama's arse
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Yea, though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Saban, I will Fear No Evil, for I'm the Meanest SOB in the Valley. And may God have mercy on your crimson-arse souls, because we won't.
Mark Richt???
I'm sensing a pattern here...
We're about to go biblical on Bama's arse
This post was edited on 11/29/12 at 1:49 pm
Posted on 11/29/12 at 1:49 pm to tylerdurden24
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We're about to go biblical on Bama's arse
Parting of the Red Sea?
Posted on 11/29/12 at 1:49 pm to BlackHelicopterPilot
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Parting of the Red Sea
PRINT THE DAMN SHIRTS!!
Posted on 11/29/12 at 1:50 pm to tylerdurden24
Posted on 11/29/12 at 1:50 pm to tylerdurden24
quote:Seriously.. Richt gathering up Tigers, Bulldogs, Pigs, Gators, fricking Smokey dog,.. I'd like that.
Wasn't there a big flood back then?
Gonna need a Richt-as-Noah fark for this one
Posted on 11/29/12 at 1:52 pm to tylerdurden24
Santa Claus>>>>>Rabbi
Alabama=Crimson=Santa Claus=Christmas
Alabama=Crimson=Santa Claus=Christmas
Posted on 11/29/12 at 1:52 pm to tylerdurden24
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Rabbi issues public prayer for the Dawgs
They'll need it.
Posted on 11/29/12 at 1:53 pm to Bellabama
I'm with her
Posted on 11/29/12 at 1:53 pm to tylerdurden24
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Old Testament God staaaaaaaaaaaacked.
Bama fuuuuuuuuuuuuucked.
Ezekial 20:29, brah.
"Then I said unto them, What is the high place whereunto ye go? And the name thereof is called Bamah unto this day."
Posted on 11/29/12 at 1:53 pm to Working Dawg
Shalom and Amen.
Posted on 11/29/12 at 1:53 pm to tylerdurden24
I thought they were all Syracuse & Rutgers fans
Posted on 11/29/12 at 1:54 pm to tylerdurden24
As perhaps the only Jew on this board I say Roll Tide to that.
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