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Who Lifts the Lombardi Trophy This Friday?
Posted on 11/19/12 at 10:34 am
Posted on 11/19/12 at 10:34 am
Few games bring up as much passion, desire, and drunk bumfrick hilbillies than the Battle for the Lombardi Trophy. Throw out the records (please...) and bring out the bourbon/party favors, it's time for the Super Bowl.
For all you baseball cap sporting, #18 jersey wearing connasses that make the trip to the pearl of the NW-Southeast/SE-Midwest that is Fayetteville, I'll be there getting the frick down before I head back to Yankeeland. Give me a heads up and I'll buy you a drink and Hooked on Phonics.
Unfortunately for Arkansas, neither of these two will be playing...
BennyAndTheInkJets Prediction
- Various coonasses will get arrested for trying to hunt gators in the architecture fountain. There is no wildlife there.
- Approximately 20 spaces between sentences will be used all day in coonass dialogue.
- Miles will eat grass, not to be outdone JLS will eat a full plot of grass. Les will take this personally and eat the southern endzone.
- More wisdom will be dropped in the head coaches' press conferences than if Socrates, Plato, and Aristotle were present.
- Arkansas wins 28-21.
For all you baseball cap sporting, #18 jersey wearing connasses that make the trip to the pearl of the NW-Southeast/SE-Midwest that is Fayetteville, I'll be there getting the frick down before I head back to Yankeeland. Give me a heads up and I'll buy you a drink and Hooked on Phonics.
Unfortunately for Arkansas, neither of these two will be playing...
BennyAndTheInkJets Prediction
- Various coonasses will get arrested for trying to hunt gators in the architecture fountain. There is no wildlife there.
- Approximately 20 spaces between sentences will be used all day in coonass dialogue.
- Miles will eat grass, not to be outdone JLS will eat a full plot of grass. Les will take this personally and eat the southern endzone.
- More wisdom will be dropped in the head coaches' press conferences than if Socrates, Plato, and Aristotle were present.
- Arkansas wins 28-21.
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Posted on 11/19/12 at 10:36 am to BennyAndTheInkJets
LSU 34
Ark 10
Ark 10
Posted on 11/19/12 at 10:41 am to Al Bundy Bulldog
This thread is for sailboats and boats with fans on the back.
Take your grindage elsewhere.
Take your grindage elsewhere.
Posted on 11/19/12 at 10:43 am to BennyAndTheInkJets
Solid grind but seriously...
Bite the pillow
Bite the pillow
Posted on 11/19/12 at 10:48 am to cas4t
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Bite the pillow
This year's pillow already looks like it was thrown into a pen of starving hyenas.
LSU really needs to worry about the domestic battery and rape victim that has just had too much and decides to take out their anger on the world.
That is Friday's Arkansas team.
Posted on 11/19/12 at 10:50 am to BennyAndTheInkJets
88% of all rape victims get raped again.
I didn't make that up.
Pinky promise.
I didn't make that up.
Pinky promise.
Posted on 11/19/12 at 10:50 am to BennyAndTheInkJets
Sailin' ain't eazy
Posted on 11/19/12 at 10:56 am to cas4t
Well considering we played Bama and A&M back to back, I believe that statistic. I don't feel bad about A&M because that is 60 years worth of bottled up rape payback for them.
Also consider that 2/3 of all sexual assaults are committed by someone known to the victim. That leaves just 1/3 chance for Mett.
So if you take the 60 years, raise it to the ratio of known/unknown, and divide it by the number of fricks I give about a ND-Bama championship you'll get my prediction.
Also consider that 2/3 of all sexual assaults are committed by someone known to the victim. That leaves just 1/3 chance for Mett.
So if you take the 60 years, raise it to the ratio of known/unknown, and divide it by the number of fricks I give about a ND-Bama championship you'll get my prediction.
Posted on 11/19/12 at 11:00 am to BennyAndTheInkJets
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- Various coonasses will get arrested for trying to hunt gators in the architecture fountain. There is no wildlife there.
This is more possible than.
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- Arkansas wins 28-21.
My 1st prediction- Les makes a few stupid calls, But LSU wins anyway
2nd prediction- Lots of whiskey will be drank.
Posted on 11/19/12 at 11:06 am to BennyAndTheInkJets
So it unfortunate for Arkansas that mathieu isn't playing? Didn't he single handly pretty much destroy Arkansas dreams last year?
Posted on 11/19/12 at 11:07 am to BennyAndTheInkJets
I'm assuming you give 0 fricks.
So Bayou Bengals by 17.
So Bayou Bengals by 17.
Posted on 11/19/12 at 11:10 am to Choot em Tiger
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Didn't he single handly pretty much destroy Arkansas dreams last year?
We allowed him to score once to make him feel better about getting burnt for Super Bowl LIV
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So Bayou Bengals by 17.
I don't like your math. Show me your model so I can say it's wrong.
This post was edited on 11/19/12 at 11:11 am
Posted on 11/19/12 at 11:17 am to BennyAndTheInkJets
Bump because my thread is better than Hugo's.
:rivalry:
:rivalry:
Posted on 11/19/12 at 11:21 am to BennyAndTheInkJets
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Bump because my thread is better than Hugo's.
:rivalry:
Posted on 11/19/12 at 11:22 am to BennyAndTheInkJets
meh
Posted on 11/19/12 at 11:28 am to Hugo Stiglitz
Your fans are crazy, your coach is retarded, your players are high, and Baton Rouge makes Compton feel like Greenwich, CT.
Feel free to add "er" next to each adjective and change Baton Rouge to Little Rock.
Feel free to add "er" next to each adjective and change Baton Rouge to Little Rock.
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