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Posted on 11/11/12 at 2:39 am
Posted by 20ozBulldog
Member since Sep 2012
1857 posts
Posted on 11/11/12 at 2:39 am
Better hit the weight room this offseason. Teams will be gunning for him next year. Dude needs to bulk up a bit. That system is cute, but this league is about exposing skank arse systems and making coaches quit.
Posted by TigersRuleTheEarth
Laffy
Member since Jan 2007
28643 posts
Posted on 11/11/12 at 2:47 am to
quote:

That system is cute


What system?
Posted by Clay Davis
Baltimore, Maryland
Member since Oct 2012
291 posts
Posted on 11/11/12 at 2:52 am to


Dude's gonna own the SEC for THREE more years...

Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
Member since Nov 2012
46505 posts
Posted on 11/11/12 at 2:57 am to
Manziel is going to own every meaningful SEC offensive record by the time he's done.

Deal with it.
Posted by Hogboy
Little Rock
Member since Jul 2012
25 posts
Posted on 11/11/12 at 3:00 am to
Posted by CavalryAg07
ChiTown
Member since Jul 2009
2772 posts
Posted on 11/11/12 at 3:13 am to
if by cute you mean " scorched earth motherfricker" cute then yea I would agree.
Posted by Clay Davis
Baltimore, Maryland
Member since Oct 2012
291 posts
Posted on 11/11/12 at 3:54 am to
Is the inbred Arky fricktard laughing at the thought of JFF dominating the league for years to come (which he will) or because he just fricked his sister and liked it?
Posted by Ezra
BCS Metroplex
Member since Apr 2012
60 posts
Posted on 11/11/12 at 4:28 am to
What's "cute" is you thinking he needs to change when he's already setting SEC records. Teams may be "gunning for him," but to assume Sumlin won't think about that is naive.
Posted by MSTIGER22
Jackson
Member since May 2007
689 posts
Posted on 11/11/12 at 4:43 am to
You aggies are a sensitive bunch.
Posted by bobbyray21
Member since Sep 2009
9490 posts
Posted on 11/11/12 at 4:47 am to
quote:

You aggies are a sensitive bunch.



They are. But in their defense, the original post is fricking ridiculous, and the original poster should be ridiculed accordingly.

JFF is my favorite player to watch in CFB and the fastest white boy I've ever seen. Dude doesn't need to do shite in the offseason but bang chicks. His athletic ability aint' going nowhere.
Posted by loweralabamatrojan
Lower Alabama
Member since Oct 2006
13134 posts
Posted on 11/11/12 at 5:36 am to
Manziel is off the charts sick. That TD play where he fumbled, recovered, scrambled and threw to a guy he spotted a nanosecond earlier while throwing away from his body?

Just, damn.
Posted by Fuzzy
Member since Oct 2012
100 posts
Posted on 11/11/12 at 5:45 am to
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the fastest white boy I've ever seen.
Pffft. He's not even the fastest white boy on our team.
Posted by reel_gator8
Seminole,Fl
Member since May 2012
11060 posts
Posted on 11/11/12 at 5:53 am to
Hand Johnny F'ing Football the Heisman right now...do not even attempt to pretend to be unsure until NYC opening of envelope....he is the best.Being a r/s frosh hurts him and it would be a shame if he did not win the trophy. Dude is a magician. Wonder is he can make chicks buttons come undone on their blouses?

I knew Bama was going to have hard time with A&M. It was ripe though for the upset, Bama had written a big check at the emotions bank in Baton Rouge last week and when Saban tried to cash another check yesterday ...it bounced.
Posted by Big Kat
Member since Feb 2009
5910 posts
Posted on 11/11/12 at 6:56 am to
He's not as small as he looks on the field
Posted by offshoretrash
Farmerville, La
Member since Aug 2008
10166 posts
Posted on 11/11/12 at 7:09 am to
I like JFF but got damn I hate listening to these aTm fans til we beat them again next year.
Posted by fishwhistler
Coast to Coast
Member since May 2012
330 posts
Posted on 11/11/12 at 7:13 am to
Dude you are on a roll. Funny fricking posts.
Posted by Preys on Gumps
Wrigleyville
Member since May 2012
2099 posts
Posted on 11/11/12 at 7:16 am to
It's going to be worse than Tebow-mania. The nickname, new kid on the block, run and gun offense, insufferable Aggie fans...the whole gamut.

Chavis shut him down and they have a ways to go. It's one win and Ags are jizzing like its the natty.
Posted by fishwhistler
Coast to Coast
Member since May 2012
330 posts
Posted on 11/11/12 at 7:19 am to
Posted by BhamTigah
Lurker since Jan 2003
Member since Jan 2007
14087 posts
Posted on 11/11/12 at 7:22 am to
quote:

Manziel is going to own every meaningful SEC offensive record by the time he's done.


He actually has a great shot. He's putting up gaudy numbers as a RS freshman. He's in a qb friendly system (however as the UF and LSU games showed, elite defenses will figure it out somewhat). He's talented, but not the kind of talent sought by the NFL (meaning he may actually play 4 years).

The stars could align for him to break tons of records if he avoids injury.

Regardless, he's fun as hell to watch except when he's playing against your team.
Posted by Jobu93
Cypress TX
Member since Sep 2011
19185 posts
Posted on 11/11/12 at 7:24 am to
Nope. Not biting. The only team that got surprised by JFF is Florida because they and everyone else never saw him play.
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