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Which one of you stole Saban
Posted on 11/8/12 at 4:03 pm
Posted on 11/8/12 at 4:03 pm
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TUSCALOOSA, Ala. - Tuscaloosa police have posted a lookout for a cardboard cutout of University of Alabama football coach Nick Saban. Police say two people walked into the BP Gas Station on University Boulevard early Wednesday. One of them alleged grabbed the Saban cutout when the clerk wasn't looking, and the other opened the door so they could leave. Surveillance photos show two young men, one of whom appears to be hauling off a nearly life-size Saban cutout from a Coca-Cola display. Authorities are investigating the case as a theft.
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Posted on 11/8/12 at 4:03 pm to Mobtro
ME
Posted on 11/8/12 at 4:04 pm to Mobtro
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Authorities are investigating the case as a theft.
Police must be bored. Jesus.
Posted on 11/8/12 at 4:05 pm to Mobtro
Cardboard is worth a lot of money to Alabama folks.
Posted on 11/8/12 at 4:05 pm to Mobtro
Some frat kid is going to cut out a glory hole for incoming Aggie fans.
Posted on 11/8/12 at 4:06 pm to Mobtro
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hauling off a nearly life-size Saban cutout
i put it in a duffle bag. it fit rather easily
Posted on 11/8/12 at 4:06 pm to Mobtro
And some sweet teenage girl is being raped as they hunt down a cardboard cut out of NS.
Posted on 11/8/12 at 4:06 pm to Mobtro
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nearly life-size Saban cutout from a Coca-Cola display
Was it tall enough to hit the height measuring tape that every convenience store has on the door frames?
Posted on 11/8/12 at 4:07 pm to Alahunter
Life sized cutout of Saban... Seems like a frat kid running down the street with a 4'9 cardboard cutout would draw attention...
Posted on 11/8/12 at 4:08 pm to Mobtro
3 pages of short jokes.
Posted on 11/8/12 at 4:08 pm to RollDatRoll
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Police must be bored. Jesus.
Your tax dollars at work...
Posted on 11/8/12 at 4:08 pm to Alahunter
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Some frat kid is going to cut out a glory hole for incoming Aggie fans.
This actually may be true though.
Posted on 11/8/12 at 4:09 pm to NBamaAlum
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3 pages of short jokes.
Aw, come on, I haven't even started with the Little Debbie jokes yet.
Posted on 11/8/12 at 4:10 pm to Mobtro
The poor cardboard cutout
Who knows what those sick Bama fans are doing to it
Who knows what those sick Bama fans are doing to it
Posted on 11/8/12 at 4:10 pm to BrerTiger
1/2 a page of snack cake jokes, 2 comments with a dollar sign in place of the S, and 2 Bammers taking offense while having no sense of humor.
Posted on 11/8/12 at 4:11 pm to Mobtro
Did this crime take place in the Crichton area of Mobile?
Posted on 11/8/12 at 4:11 pm to BrerTiger
The Saban cutout at my local chevron is right by the little Debbie's. chizik has been moved to janitor's closet I believe.
Posted on 11/8/12 at 4:12 pm to Alahunter
it is a cutout, not that hard to get another,just put saban on the floor then trace him,cut it out and there you go
alabama better be glad that somebody didn't try to steal the statue of nick saban
alabama better be glad that somebody didn't try to steal the statue of nick saban
Posted on 11/8/12 at 4:14 pm to Mobtro
I'd say police should go check the homes all around the gas station, but who knows where those homes have driven off to by now.
Posted on 11/8/12 at 4:15 pm to Mobtro
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hauling off a nearly life-size Saban cutout from a Coca-Cola display. Authorities are investigating the case as a theft.
probably put it in his backpack...
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