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a Gump calls 911
Posted on 10/22/12 at 10:29 am
Posted on 10/22/12 at 10:29 am
Gump calls 911 saying "hep me! hep me!, mah penis dun turnt orange!"
911 operator: "calm down sir. What exactly where you doing prior to noticing your penis was orange?"
Gump: "hayell, nuthin but watchin a porno movie and eatin cheatos!"
911 operator: "calm down sir. What exactly where you doing prior to noticing your penis was orange?"
Gump: "hayell, nuthin but watchin a porno movie and eatin cheatos!"
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Posted on 10/22/12 at 10:29 am to AUTiger83
Posted on 10/22/12 at 10:30 am to AUTiger83
No one is going to draft you, if this is the best you got.
Posted on 10/22/12 at 10:30 am to AUTiger83
A little early to be drunk, no?
Posted on 10/22/12 at 10:30 am to AUTiger83
quote:
hayell, nuthin but watchin a bama football and eatin cheatos!"
fixed it
Posted on 10/22/12 at 10:30 am to AUTiger83
Posted on 10/22/12 at 10:32 am to AUTiger83
Posted on 10/22/12 at 10:32 am to AUTiger83
Posted on 10/22/12 at 10:32 am to AUTiger83
IN
Posted on 10/22/12 at 10:33 am to AUTiger83
quote:
AUTiger83
Posted on 10/22/12 at 10:33 am to AUTiger83
Posted on 10/22/12 at 10:34 am to AUTiger83
Posted on 10/22/12 at 10:35 am to AUTiger83
Wow...chops,serious comedic chops.
Posted on 10/22/12 at 10:35 am to Chadaristic
Posted on 10/22/12 at 10:36 am to AUTiger83
Posted on 10/22/12 at 10:56 am to AUTiger83
Real gumps don't eat "cheatos" because they are orange
strong humor other than that
strong humor other than that
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