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Ode to Auburn Fans
Posted on 10/9/12 at 10:03 pm
Posted on 10/9/12 at 10:03 pm
Tiger tails hanging from the backs of cars
Memories of players smoking big cigars
Khaki shorts with sandals and those farmer tans
Oh no, here come all of the Auburn fans
Yelling "War Eagle" from the tops of their lungs
From the tops of trees, toilet paper is hung
Oh wait, that tradition, I guess, is now dead
Some Bama fan really lost his head
Don't know why he would've pulled that stunt
Guess it's ok, they won "Punt Bama Punt!"
Can't win a game now but they have good recruitin'
Who needs to coach well when you can go buy Cam Newton
Memories of players smoking big cigars
Khaki shorts with sandals and those farmer tans
Oh no, here come all of the Auburn fans
Yelling "War Eagle" from the tops of their lungs
From the tops of trees, toilet paper is hung
Oh wait, that tradition, I guess, is now dead
Some Bama fan really lost his head
Don't know why he would've pulled that stunt
Guess it's ok, they won "Punt Bama Punt!"
Can't win a game now but they have good recruitin'
Who needs to coach well when you can go buy Cam Newton
This post was edited on 10/9/12 at 10:12 pm
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Posted on 10/9/12 at 10:04 pm to sooper_rebel
8/10
Posted on 10/9/12 at 10:05 pm to sooper_rebel
10/10 would slang
Posted on 10/9/12 at 10:05 pm to sooper_rebel
Posted on 10/9/12 at 10:05 pm to Jerry the Clown
Not as happy with this one... may revise it, but to be honest... I really feel sorry for them this year. It's like taking a leak on someone's grave.
This post was edited on 10/9/12 at 10:58 pm
Posted on 10/9/12 at 10:06 pm to sooper_rebel
Tonigh-igh-igh-ight
You are dumb
So you should kill yourself with fire
Or piano wire
Or a gu-uh-uh-un
You are dumb
So you should kill yourself with fire
Or piano wire
Or a gu-uh-uh-un
Posted on 10/9/12 at 10:07 pm to genro
Posted on 10/9/12 at 10:07 pm to sooper_rebel
This post was edited on 2/10/13 at 12:54 am
Posted on 10/9/12 at 10:08 pm to sooper_rebel
Stop calling it an ode.
Posted on 10/9/12 at 10:12 pm to JDM1992
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Fix the slant rhyme in the last stanza by simply saying recruitin'.
Done
Posted on 10/9/12 at 10:18 pm to sooper_rebel
It's funny how they think that their team has a chance
Their odds are as good as Dye finding his pants
Their odds are as good as Dye finding his pants
This post was edited on 10/9/12 at 10:21 pm
Posted on 10/9/12 at 10:18 pm to sooper_rebel
Nice Ode. Thanks for feeling sorry for us 
Posted on 10/9/12 at 10:48 pm to sooper_rebel
I'm starting to look forward to these.
Posted on 10/9/12 at 10:59 pm to MSCoastTigerGirl
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I'm starting to look forward to these.
I can't wait to do LSU.
Posted on 10/9/12 at 11:01 pm to sooper_rebel
I'm sure it will be good. 
Posted on 10/9/12 at 11:10 pm to sooper_rebel
the treeeeees
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