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Johnny Manziel is a Superhero!

Posted on 9/26/12 at 2:25 pm
Posted by aggressor
Austin, TX
Member since Sep 2011
8714 posts
Posted on 9/26/12 at 2:25 pm
Not only is he an amazing QB with lightning quick feet, he saves kittens as well!

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Posted by RoscoeHarper
Edmond, OK
Member since Aug 2011
4537 posts
Posted on 9/26/12 at 2:26 pm to
Johnny
Feline
Football
Posted by SoCalMIZ
Jumbotown, U.S.A.
Member since Jul 2012
2875 posts
Posted on 9/26/12 at 2:28 pm to
Johnny Puss
Posted by townestoldme2
Austin, TX
Member since Sep 2012
499 posts
Posted on 9/26/12 at 2:32 pm to
that's funny coming from a mizzou fan. your qb might be the biggest puss in all of college football.
Posted by SoCalMIZ
Jumbotown, U.S.A.
Member since Jul 2012
2875 posts
Posted on 9/26/12 at 3:12 pm to
Overly sensitive much? Jeez.

But, since you want to go there frickhead. Was he a puss when he trucked your whole fricking defense on the way to the end zone last year while beating your sorry asses for the second time in a row, AT YOUR HOUSE?

No. I didn't think so. Now, go get your fricking jizz jar and drown your sorrows.
Posted by graychef
Member since Jun 2008
28299 posts
Posted on 9/26/12 at 3:25 pm to
How hard is it to rescue a kitten in the middle of a road? You basically need the strength to pick up about 2 pounds of animal.
This post was edited on 9/26/12 at 3:26 pm
Posted by UFMatt
Gator Nation - Everywhere
Member since Oct 2010
11406 posts
Posted on 9/26/12 at 3:26 pm to
Noob fight
Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
Member since Dec 2011
60090 posts
Posted on 9/26/12 at 3:27 pm to
quote:

How hard is it to rescue a kitten in the middle of a road? You basically need the strength to pick up about 2 pounds of animal.


Wellborn during the day is a pretty busy road breh
Posted by aggressor
Austin, TX
Member since Sep 2011
8714 posts
Posted on 9/26/12 at 3:45 pm to
No doubt his plan was to get more than one pussy by posting that on his Twitter
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 9/26/12 at 3:53 pm to


Now, don't get me wrong. I really want to believe JFF is a badass of the highest order at the QB position, but you've got to understand my perspective from my student days forward. After Bucky, I have been though the following SERIOUS disappointments, and I probably missed one or two:

1. Cory Pullig (WTF? Dude couldn't hit the broad side of a barn)
2. Brandon Stewart (Remember how awesome he was supposed to be)
3. Randy McCown (not really a disappointment. Just wasn't that good)
4. Mark Farris (see above, not good).
5. Dustin Long (see above)
6. Reggie McNeal (improperly used, but smoked pot and sucked arse)
7. Stephen McGee (improperly used and beat up)
8. Jerrod Johnson (beat up by shitty line)
9. Ryan Tannehill (shitty defense made him lose, but he turned the ball over way too much)

I hope JFF is the real deal. He certainly has a HOST of examples to show him what NOT to do.




Sometimes being a fan of A&M football is a beating.
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86428 posts
Posted on 9/26/12 at 4:04 pm to
Kittens? Herschel laughs at that sissy garbage

Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 9/26/12 at 4:06 pm to
"...ripped the door off an overturned car..."
Posted by TheWhizzinator
Holding cell at 201 Poplar
Member since Jun 2008
5163 posts
Posted on 9/26/12 at 4:09 pm to
quote:

No doubt his plan was to get more than one pussy by posting that on his Twitter


Good thing he is a quarterback because that is one ugly cro magnon looking fool
Posted by aggressor
Austin, TX
Member since Sep 2011
8714 posts
Posted on 9/26/12 at 4:10 pm to
Walker was without question a Superhero! Watched the SEC Storied on him and it brought back a lot of memories, easily one of the greatest RB's ever.
Posted by Bob Ag
Austin
Member since Aug 2011
3008 posts
Posted on 9/26/12 at 4:10 pm to
Jeebus, SoCalMIZ is raging pissed right now.

Johnny Football. He is my hero.
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86428 posts
Posted on 9/26/12 at 4:11 pm to
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Herschel was some type of cyborg. The things he did and continues to do are just simply amazing. I've never heard of anyone else perform at his level for so long and so elite, while being that humble. Truly one of a kind.
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 9/26/12 at 4:19 pm to
What's even more amazing is that he and tony dorsett in the backfield for the Cowboys amounted to exactly squat. How can you possibly waste such a talent? I could join the groupthink and blame Danny White, but the reality is that those were the end of days for Tom Landry (RIP).
Posted by cheezag03
H-town
Member since Sep 2011
608 posts
Posted on 9/26/12 at 4:31 pm to
Quote from RK on texags:
quote:

He obviously doesn't have any problems getting pussy
Posted by SoCalMIZ
Jumbotown, U.S.A.
Member since Jul 2012
2875 posts
Posted on 9/26/12 at 4:35 pm to
quote:

Jeebus, SoCalMIZ is raging pissed right now.



I just happened upon that at the same moment I was annoyed by someone else here at work. Took it out your Aggie bud there.

Posted by Darth Slive
New Braunfels, Texas
Member since Jul 2012
499 posts
Posted on 9/26/12 at 4:40 pm to
JFF!
Be good Johnny!
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