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Dear Miss State, Since You've Hit The Big Time, It's Time To Trade In Cowbells.
Posted on 9/11/12 at 1:44 pm
Posted on 9/11/12 at 1:44 pm
I'm as serious as a heart attack.
The cowbells are complete bush league (Arkansas level trashy).
They come off as trying too hard as a fan. Sure they were cool when you were everyone's bitch but now it's time to trade up.
I beg you as a fellow SEC fan, to trade you cowbell in for this....
Yes, it's a pepper grinder, but any kind of pepper grinder is acceptable.
Only a trade will suffice. Don't be the grinders and cowbells, that's just stupid and something only Auburn fans would try to pull off.
(War Eagle, Tigers, Plainsman...It's too much)
You must fully embrace the grind.
Go State!
The cowbells are complete bush league (Arkansas level trashy).
They come off as trying too hard as a fan. Sure they were cool when you were everyone's bitch but now it's time to trade up.
I beg you as a fellow SEC fan, to trade you cowbell in for this....
Yes, it's a pepper grinder, but any kind of pepper grinder is acceptable.
Only a trade will suffice. Don't be the grinders and cowbells, that's just stupid and something only Auburn fans would try to pull off.
(War Eagle, Tigers, Plainsman...It's too much)
You must fully embrace the grind.
Go State!
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Posted on 9/11/12 at 1:44 pm to Hugo Stiglitz
no
eta: I'm speaking for the entire fanbase as someone who has never even owned a cowbell.
eta: I'm speaking for the entire fanbase as someone who has never even owned a cowbell.
This post was edited on 9/11/12 at 1:45 pm
Posted on 9/11/12 at 1:45 pm to Slippery Slope
damn.
Posted on 9/11/12 at 1:45 pm to Hugo Stiglitz
let 'em have their cowbells
Posted on 9/11/12 at 1:45 pm to Hugo Stiglitz
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Since You've Hit The Big Time
So I guess we've completely altered the definition of "Big Time"...
Posted on 9/11/12 at 1:45 pm to Hugo Stiglitz
I chuckled.
Posted on 9/11/12 at 1:45 pm to Hugo Stiglitz
I agree, please drop the cowbells.
Posted on 9/11/12 at 1:45 pm to Hugo Stiglitz
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You must fully embrace the grind.
Posted on 9/11/12 at 1:46 pm to Hugo Stiglitz
Whatever happened to the ban/restriction on the cowbells? Seemed like the SEC was considering something.
Posted on 9/11/12 at 1:46 pm to Hugo Stiglitz
I 
'd at the pepper grinder
'd at the pepper grinder
Posted on 9/11/12 at 1:47 pm to LBC
I can't quite make out the picture, please post it larger.
Posted on 9/11/12 at 1:47 pm to Hugo Stiglitz
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Yes, it's a pepper grinder, but any kind of pepper grinder is acceptable.
shite, I didn't even read this part.
Grinder noise and constant sneezing noise until blood? This could be considered.
Posted on 9/11/12 at 1:49 pm to slacker130
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I can't quite make out the picture, please post it larger.
I limit the grind for your safety.
Posted on 9/11/12 at 1:50 pm to Hugo Stiglitz
Posted on 9/11/12 at 1:52 pm to Hugo Stiglitz
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Hugo Stiglitz
Posted on 9/11/12 at 1:53 pm to bamasgot13
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: Since You've Hit The Big Time So I guess we've completely altered the definition of "Big Time"...
STFU Gump. You next!
Posted on 9/11/12 at 1:54 pm to Hugo Stiglitz
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Only a trade will suffice. Don't be the grinders and cowbells, that's just stupid and something only Auburn fans would try to pull off.
(War Eagle, Tigers, Plainsman...It's too much)
we give you access to our board and then you trash us on here.
Posted on 9/11/12 at 1:56 pm to Hugo Stiglitz
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Since You've Hit The Big Time
competing for third now = big time?
Posted on 9/11/12 at 1:56 pm to elposter
The SEC office gave us an A+ after Saturday's game for our compliance with the cowbell compromise.
Posted on 9/11/12 at 1:57 pm to molsusports
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competing for third now = big time?
We own third.
We're coming after LSU in second place now.
eta: frick. We're in 1st. All you other clowns are chasing us.
This post was edited on 9/11/12 at 1:58 pm
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