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Alright Gaggies...it's time..your beat down is just over a day away

Posted on 9/7/12 at 9:22 am
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
139740 posts
Posted on 9/7/12 at 9:22 am
Your official welcoming committee is coming to steal your one hot female on campus, kick your sheltie, whizz on your grass, and otherwise show you how it's done in the SEC.

May Boom have mercy on your souls.

No excuses when your meth addicted puny QB gets pounded harder than two Corp members on a Friday night date.

Your cheers are dumb, your fans are delusional and this is big boy football. DWI.

Oh, and don't worry, you get to play OM and MSU later down the road so you are bound to get at least one win in the SEC this year. Maybe.

Good luck, enjoy the greatness of UF football and stay safe (ie, don't drown your sorrows in too many wine coolers and get a dui driving home).

Also, you are welcome for our most generous offer to remove you from the shadow of your big brother. While he can still pick on you from time to time he can no longer assault your loins.

but

UF 35 aTmers 17
Posted by Sits With Squirrels
Forward Unto Dawn
Member since Jul 2012
1257 posts
Posted on 9/7/12 at 9:24 am to
aTm wins tomorrow btw..

aTm 31
Gayturds 24
This post was edited on 9/7/12 at 9:25 am
Posted by TooMuchArkyInMe
the trap house
Member since Sep 2012
451 posts
Posted on 9/7/12 at 9:24 am to
You forget that florida fricking sucks
Posted by PeaRidgeWatash
Down by the docks of the city
Member since Dec 2004
15210 posts
Posted on 9/7/12 at 9:24 am to
quote:

UF 35


Posted by AAM02
Member since Jun 2010
835 posts
Posted on 9/7/12 at 9:26 am to
Surely there's a penalty for this.
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
139740 posts
Posted on 9/7/12 at 9:28 am to
quote:

Gayturds


You just thought of that didn't you. Do you have more good zingers?
Posted by PepaSpray
Adamantium Membership
Member since Aug 2012
11080 posts
Posted on 9/7/12 at 9:30 am to
quote:

Surely there's a penalty for this.

In fact, there isn't. there is a reward for the OP however for using a pic from Prevail And Ride's 2012 CFB Preview.
Posted by reel_gator8
Seminole,Fl
Member since May 2012
11060 posts
Posted on 9/7/12 at 9:31 am to
Amen...pass the ammo. The cruel reality that the SEC aint that patty cake sissy big 12 shite is gonna set in real soon. Better start recruiting some grown azz men to man the trenches.

Oh...I expect a first half fight from this aggie bunch, they will punch and scream for a while until they are subdued when the Gator defense rips their hearts out with a third pick.

Id say when everything dies down and the stadium is half empty that the score will be Gators 31 & Newbies 20....not bad for your first foray into a mans league. You have a shot at 6-6 and some meaningless bowl...so cheer up.
Posted by ugasickem
Allatoona
Member since Nov 2010
10747 posts
Posted on 9/7/12 at 9:31 am to
What's funny is that you don't believe any of this. You know, deep down inside, that A&M is going to beat your shitty team.
Posted by TooMuchArkyInMe
the trap house
Member since Sep 2012
451 posts
Posted on 9/7/12 at 9:34 am to
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
139740 posts
Posted on 9/7/12 at 9:34 am to
quote:

shitty team.


We aren't talking about UG. Start your own thread if you want.

This is about UF kicking one of the noobs asses on Saturday. Hide and watch bark boy.
Posted by AAM02
Member since Jun 2010
835 posts
Posted on 9/7/12 at 9:35 am to
quote:

Id say when everything dies down and the stadium is half empty


OK, now you either don't know us or are projecting.
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
139740 posts
Posted on 9/7/12 at 9:35 am to
That's cute. A pig and dog together under a snuggy.

Is it a UG snuggy or Feral Pig snuggy?
Posted by TooMuchArkyInMe
the trap house
Member since Sep 2012
451 posts
Posted on 9/7/12 at 9:36 am to
Your avatar image is pretty presumptive
Posted by TheCheshireHog
Cashew Chicken Country
Member since Oct 2010
40851 posts
Posted on 9/7/12 at 9:37 am to
quote:

What's funny is that you don't believe any of this.

You obviously don't know roadGator.
Posted by Tridentds
Sugar Land
Member since Aug 2011
20325 posts
Posted on 9/7/12 at 9:37 am to
roadgator, I agree with you 100%. Your girls will be pissing on the grass but they will be doing it from a standing position while you guys will be squatting.

Ags come with the offense and score 34 and run for 230+, FL manages 24.

After tomorrow FL will be "also receiving votes" and be thanking God almighty the Ags didn't get a chance to get a game under their belt before playing.

GIGEM
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
139740 posts
Posted on 9/7/12 at 9:37 am to
Hold your fist in front of your face and fall forward on the floor. You'll be doing us all a favor.
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
139740 posts
Posted on 9/7/12 at 9:38 am to
quote:

You obviously don't know roadGator.


Wait, I'm not sure if I should be offended or not.
Posted by GerryDiNardo
Bringing Back The Magic!
Member since Mar 2004
5561 posts
Posted on 9/7/12 at 9:38 am to
quote:

quote:

Gayturds


You just thought of that didn't you. Do you have more good zingers?


quote:

Alright Gaggies



Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
139740 posts
Posted on 9/7/12 at 9:41 am to
Gigem is so frickin' awesome. Frog hunting with a spear is manly as hell. It's like survivor man x elbinty billion.

aTm - gigin' each other since the invention of gigs.
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