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A look back at week 1 in the SEC...

Posted on 9/2/12 at 4:20 pm
Posted by NashBamaFan
Nashville
Member since Mar 2011
2946 posts
Posted on 9/2/12 at 4:20 pm
Ill go team by team.

Florida- The only person on the team with any fire is Muschump . No alphas in sight. My advise: New coach

Vandy- Who pissed in their cheerios? Yoyr not that good but flat out desire can bring uncanny results. My hats off to you! Connor Shaw has yet to be able to remove the anchor.
My advise: Give fits while you can because CJF is soon to be gone!

USCe- Your QB is a grown arse man! Your HC however has lost his ability as a playcaller. Run the ball, Coach!
My advise: Hide the playbook and run run and run some more.

UGA- Your QB and stud freshman could do some things in a lawless world. Your Defense got smaked in the mouth at times and i was embarassed for you.
My advise: Nothing. Par for the course. Your Georgia!

UT- Still no defense. Some fireworks from a guy that didnt even know what route he was running andva fumble at the goal line by your dumb or dumber QB. No dicipline.
My advise: Bobby MFin Petrino!

UK- See ya in March

UM- Score looked good. Did not watch , do not care. Earn my respect.



Bama- We do what we do. Offense looks great ! Could be a fun year with this offense. The defense look talented but also unsure at times. Our DBs will have to get better.

My advise: Yeldon for Heisman campaign, stat!

LSU- QB is impressive and will allow CLM to open the playbook. Defense was bored, imo. J. Landry is the real deal. All in all pretty much what I expected here.
My advise: Quit your fing whining and have some swag. Bitches. The Rant looks liks a bunch of little girls. This team is better than that.

MSU- Looked like MSU.....but a little better. Solid coaching. RBs and QB looked solid and DLine was impressive. Congrats on 9 wins and your Meineke Bowl trophy. You deserve it!
My advise- Recruit Texas. Get faster .

Ole Miss- Not gonna lie here ....i know nothing.
My advise: Sunbelt

Arkansas- Wow! Yall can throw the ball and throw it well!! Im goinf to let you in on the secret of good SEC teams....we play defense! Yall are fricking horrible! And BP didnt play defense!
My advise: Hire J. Chavis. Hell be cheap and hes exactly whats needed. Sorry Nick is staying put.

Aubarn- Just terrible. No QB. OLine sucks. Defense has holes everywhere and your coach is a dunce. I didnt see anything positive this weekend.
My advise: 2010 Highlight videos and a firechizic.com

Texas A.M.- figs

LSU-better.offense
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
123560 posts
Posted on 9/2/12 at 4:21 pm to
Thanks, I was waiting for your recap.
Posted by blzr
Keeneland
Member since Mar 2011
30078 posts
Posted on 9/2/12 at 4:22 pm to
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. OLine sucks.


didn't watch Auburn game.
Posted by Mizzou4ever
Kansas City, Mo
Member since Nov 2011
15224 posts
Posted on 9/2/12 at 4:24 pm to
quote:

Texas A.M.- figs


Posted by wmr
North of Dickson, South of Herman's
Member since Mar 2009
32518 posts
Posted on 9/2/12 at 4:25 pm to
My adviCe to you:

Kill yourself.
Posted by thekid
Anna, Tx
Member since May 2006
3936 posts
Posted on 9/2/12 at 4:26 pm to
"my advise"--learn how to spell
Posted by NashBamaFan
Nashville
Member since Mar 2011
2946 posts
Posted on 9/2/12 at 4:26 pm to
Sorry for the delay
Posted by GCTiger11
Ocean Springs, MS
Member since Jan 2012
45126 posts
Posted on 9/2/12 at 4:27 pm to
quote:

My advise: Quit your fing whining and have some swag. Bitches. The Rant looks liks a bunch of little girls. This team is better than that.


Motherfricking this this
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Posted by NashBamaFan
Nashville
Member since Mar 2011
2946 posts
Posted on 9/2/12 at 4:27 pm to
Meh. You get the idea
Posted by TideTurf
Member since Sep 2009
3176 posts
Posted on 9/2/12 at 4:27 pm to
quote:

Aubarn- Just terrible. No QB. OLine sucks. Defense has holes everywhere and your coach is a dunce. I didnt see anything positive this weekend. My advise: 2010 Highlight videos and a firechizic.com


I approve of this message.
Posted by KielandsCalves
Alexandria
Member since Aug 2011
1586 posts
Posted on 9/2/12 at 4:28 pm to
quote:

Hire J. Chavis. Hell be cheap


Dude, we're paying Chavis a million bucks. Thats not exactly cheap for a DC.
Posted by dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
Dystopia (but well cared for)
Member since Mar 2012
25235 posts
Posted on 9/2/12 at 4:28 pm to

I'm in



Posted by dawgdayafternoon
Jacksonville, GA
Member since Jul 2011
21575 posts
Posted on 9/2/12 at 4:28 pm to
quote:

Your Georgia!

Who is possessing this Georgia that you speak of?
Posted by NashBamaFan
Nashville
Member since Mar 2011
2946 posts
Posted on 9/2/12 at 4:29 pm to
So what 2.5 gets him? Thats cheap in the SEC.
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68418 posts
Posted on 9/2/12 at 4:30 pm to
quote:

My advise: Sunbelt


My advise. Quit fricking your sister.
Posted by Volsboozewomen
I'm a dude
Member since Sep 2011
1685 posts
Posted on 9/2/12 at 4:31 pm to
quote:

UT- Still no defense.


I disagree

quote:

Some fireworks from a guy that didnt even know what route he was running andva fumble at the goal line by your dumb or dumber QB.


Idk what the 1st part of this means. The QB sneak by Bray was a TD... just a bad call.

quote:

No dicipline.


Is this like a gay porcupine or something?
Posted by Wild Thang
YAW YAW Fooball Nation
Member since Jun 2009
44181 posts
Posted on 9/2/12 at 4:31 pm to
quote:

Thanks, I was waiting for your recap.



This.
Posted by NashBamaFan
Nashville
Member since Mar 2011
2946 posts
Posted on 9/2/12 at 4:31 pm to
Very original! I applaude you!
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
123560 posts
Posted on 9/2/12 at 4:32 pm to
quote:

Sorry for the delay


Don't let it happen again.
This post was edited on 9/2/12 at 4:33 pm
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90404 posts
Posted on 9/2/12 at 4:33 pm to
quote:

My advise. Quit fricking your sister.



Exactly. It's obvious that she has consumed his mind and is clouding his grasp of reality on football. Perhaps he should look elsewhere for a more compatible, less stressing relationship. 1st cousin maybe?
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