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From BamaMag.... Witchcraft is Why Auburn won in 2010...

Posted on 6/26/12 at 11:42 am
Posted by mgmbamafan
Member since Jan 2011
572 posts
Posted on 6/26/12 at 11:42 am
Some guy named Bamaroo???? At first I thought this was a joke... but no...

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Witchcraft !

According to this professed Barner, Chizik and others are into witchcraft and it worked , getting them a NC.....but if you play with the devil , he demands something in return and thus the string of trouble for the Barn.

I realize you can claim to be anybody on the 'net....but this actually has the ring of an authentic Barner.

42CAMARO

WARNING: THIS IS MIGHTY LONG, BE PREPARED TO READ EVERYTHING IF YOU'RE WILLING TO READ)
Ok here's the deal. Well first off I want to say that I'm an Auburn fan, been a fan since I was 13. In Gene Chizik's tenure at Auburn its probably causes to why all of this stuff is happening to Auburn. You may look at it and say Auburn isn't running a clean program but they are, but people aren't paying close attention. In 2010 during mid season, the Cam scandal was out there. After they won the national championship, the robbery took place. 4 players were involved and kicked off the team. All were freshmen & sophomores except for one and he was a senior. After this past year, Dyer, the #1 RB in 2010 class according to Rivals.com, was kicked off the team. Reasons why was because the robbery that took place, his gun was the one used for it. He also failed drug tests and skipping class. About 2 weeks after the end of the regular season, Ted Roof left. Dyer was suspended and Malzahn went to Ark St. Of course recently, the shooting and now Zeke Pike. I have someone who is close, and I mean VERY VERY close to me and they told me, they will not work in the athletic department come this fall, and find a job somewhere else around campus. I was like why? Well, he is a christian man, a junior. What he told me shocked me and I came to realize and thought about it like, you know what it seems like something has been going strange on the Plains since Chizik's hire. He said that over heard and is seeing Auburn coach, Gene Chizik and a few more other men at charge at other positions doing witchcraft, casting spells against opposing teams to lose games. I started thinking, hmmm. You remember in 2010, for 4 straight weeks the #1 team in the polls lost back to back. South Carolina beat Bama, I can't think of the other 3 but when Auburn played Ole Miss the streak ended? I also thought that how can Nick Saban and his team give up a 24 point lead at home!!! Maybe Auburn wanted it to be the best Iron Bowl to go in the books. Always wondered how Auburn's defense sucked a whole lot but they still manage to win games? Im not for witchcraft or wizardy, totally against it, but this started making sense when I started thinking about why when Tuberville was here he had a successful tenure, like all these other FBS schools and never go through anything like this. A failed drug test is common at big schools, but Auburn's troubles happen every off season. Think back. Who recruited Michael Dyer? Gus Malzahn did. Look where Dyer is at now. He still has the same playbook and playing for the same coach. I thought on this too. A man goes out and hire a 5-19 coach, who is unproven at any level of football and goes 30-10 in 3 seasons in the SEC. I wondered how Auburn beat Utah, St, Miss St, South Carolina, Florida, UVA, and Sanford. Auburn was determined to win 8 games in 09 and 11. Anyways, I started reading up on wizardy and all that and it said whatever energy you put out, you shall get back 3 times. Didn't word it right, but you should get the idea. So again, if Auburn cast spells against their opponents or other teams aren't they supposed to get something in return for the bad? Well if you have a armed robbery, and lose 4 players. Lose a coach who recruited the #1 back, they both leave and go to the same school. Murders. Having a top 10 recruiting class every year, but where is everybody? You get the point now right? Band student gets killed. The most die heart fan I've ever seen, Mr. Penny supposedly shot himself in the head and almost lost his life. A basketball player accused of point shaving. One of the robbers was just sentenced 15 years in prison. Maybe this stuff is going on. I'm an Auburn fan to the fullest. If this is true, from what I heard I will be changing my team pretty soon. Just to let everybody in on a little info. Are they doing this to get back at the BCS for the 2004 season? I also heard that, the reason BVG and Scot Loeffler signed only 2 year deals, was because Auburn is planning on making another run for a national championship. You can call me or whoever crazy or pyscho, until its proven otherwise, I really think this is too much for any sports team let alone young college students. If i'm a parent, and my child has Auburn as a recruiting offer and after you've done research, you better be careful. Strange things has been going on for forever in the past 3 years. Coaches cheating is no suprise, but if this happen to be true, investigated or until a witch hunt is done expect a lot of ******* from the BCS this year with teams falling like flies like when it happened in 2010. I hope its not true, I'm WDE all the way. If it is, i'll be choosing another team mighty soon.
Posted by DMagic
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Member since Aug 2010
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Posted on 6/26/12 at 11:43 am to
Nobody is reading that bullshite
Posted by CRAZY 4 LSU
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16903 posts
Posted on 6/26/12 at 11:44 am to
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
51802 posts
Posted on 6/26/12 at 11:45 am to
Posted by pivey14
In Your Head
Member since Mar 2012
15445 posts
Posted on 6/26/12 at 11:45 am to
quote:

Nobody is reading that bullshite
This post was edited on 6/26/12 at 11:47 am
Posted by TTsTowel
RIP Bow9den/Coastie
Member since Feb 2010
91639 posts
Posted on 6/26/12 at 11:45 am to
quote:

Nobody is reading that bullshite
Posted by WDE24
Member since Oct 2010
54132 posts
Posted on 6/26/12 at 11:46 am to
quote:

From BamaMag
Let's leave it there.
Posted by piggidyphish
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2009
18880 posts
Posted on 6/26/12 at 11:47 am to
meh, i read it...it's worth a laugh.

serious question though...why is ted roof leaving in the "string of bad things happening to auburn" section.

This post was edited on 6/26/12 at 11:48 am
Posted by joeyb147
Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 6/26/12 at 11:47 am to
Posted by beatbammer
Member since Sep 2010
38000 posts
Posted on 6/26/12 at 11:48 am to
Would it work again?

I'm in!
Posted by AUcs13
Pensacola
Member since Jul 2011
2825 posts
Posted on 6/26/12 at 11:48 am to
He isn't trolling at all, but that story made me
Too long though, he could have shortened that bullshite up
Posted by mwlewis
JeffCo
Member since Nov 2010
21205 posts
Posted on 6/26/12 at 11:48 am to
I read it. Somebody with a wicked imagination that probably believes that the government did 9/11 and also killed JFK.
Posted by boddagetta
Moulton
Member since Mar 2011
9999 posts
Posted on 6/26/12 at 11:51 am to
Posted by Irons Puppet
Birmingham
Member since Jun 2009
25901 posts
Posted on 6/26/12 at 11:52 am to
Did Kirk McNair get drunk again and write one of his classic articles pretending to be an AU fan ?
Posted by Jma313
Member since Aug 2010
5157 posts
Posted on 6/26/12 at 11:53 am to
Whoever wrote that was on meth...coaches come and go constantly and every team is full of thugs just depends on how stupid they are being at any given time. I think your reading too much into a little thing called life.
Posted by GhostBuster6
Nashville
Member since Jun 2012
1809 posts
Posted on 6/26/12 at 11:53 am to
Way to mother fricking long, no way in hell did i read
Posted by marshallcotiger
Member since Dec 2009
7944 posts
Posted on 6/26/12 at 12:00 pm to
The Needham Hex strikes again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EIaju7Akdg
Posted by tuck
Member since Oct 2007
12653 posts
Posted on 6/26/12 at 12:10 pm to
I don't post much any more, but I saw this thread and I feel the need to speak out.

I've seen this sort of thing before. Witchcraft and Wizardry is no laughing matter. In fact, I will probably get a spell cast on this account for even bring this to light, but the truth needs to come out.

A lot of people believe the SMU thing was just about paying players. Well, I've got news for you. It wasn't. They were casting spells left and right and all of the paying players crap was just a cover thought up by the NCAA to hide what really went down.

America can't handle the truth about witchcraft. We're just not ready as a people to accept that sort of thing. So it gets covered up. The thing with Auburn is that their spells are so good, that they actually hid the fact that they were casting spells from the NCAA. Hiding that sort of activity from the "Dark Arts" division of the NCAA Investigative body is no easy task. They have devices that can pick up signature wavelengths of spells that emanate from a university's spell casting center (usually the football complex). Alabama has never found a way to cover up the signature. It appears Auburn has.

Make no mistake. If the NCAA finds out you've been casting spells, they will set you up to make it look like you are paying players and take you down. Alabama has learned its lesson and we no longer cast spells. It's dangerous business they are messing with over there in Auburn and it appears that they haven't learned their lesson.
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
51802 posts
Posted on 6/26/12 at 12:11 pm to
quote:

tuck


Shuddup and get crackin on ffl!
Posted by tuck
Member since Oct 2007
12653 posts
Posted on 6/26/12 at 12:12 pm to
Is it that time already?
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