re: History is Destined to Repeat Itself

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In 410 AD, germanic tribes united against Rome began to challenge the dominance of the Roman Empire. Northern Visigoth "barbarians" swept south into southern Roman lands, intent on destruction and plunder...

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You've OBVIOUSLY never been to a game in Baton Rouge.

If you had, then you'd know where the REAL "barbarians" live.

we won in 2010? i didnt even get a tshirt

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Anonymous - "What's an Arkyologist?" Kills - "Someone who studies the retards of Arkansas."

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Your sig quote is the most pathetic thing I've seen on here in awhile. No one thinks this is clever or funny

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it's too bad we are gonna wipe the shite stains from MO clear of the face off the earth

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mizzoukills, this thread brought a tear to my eye and makes me well up with pride. Glorious is our yankeehood, more glorious still shall be our yankdom when we stand victorious once again and the South is but a blazing, barren wasteland. I do so pity the fools in this thread who are so overly confident of their ability to rebuff our advancing horde. For you see, my poor, linear family tree derived, Dixie friends, Mr. 'kills has been kind enough to not yet reveal to you our "ringer", our nuke, our ace in the hole, the enforcer of Mizzou athletics who shall lay waste to your lands. No, not DGB. Sorry, not Phil Pressey. No, not the StayPuft Marshmellow Man. Not even the original nuke dropper himself, Missouri native Harry Truman. No, dear misguided Southerners, your fate is much worse than that. For venturing forth toward you bedecked in black and gold (and Nike anthracite gray) shall be none other than.....SODA POPINSKI!!

Oh yes...HIM. The Behemoth. He who can not only lay waste to your homelands and K.O. Little Mac at the same time...he will do both while drinking that which every God fearing Southerner knows in his heart of hearts should be called a "coke"...BUT HE WILL REFER TO IT AS "POP". He shall sever your heads and spit "pop" all over your headless corpses. He will rape your wimmens and make them suck "pop" from his super-long necked bottle. He will indoctrinate your young ones through fear and fisticuffs, so that when he is finished, every surviving man, woman and child from the coasts of Carolina to hills of Arkinsaw shall know that bubbling, carbonated, delicious beverage manufactured in Atlanta as just one thing and one thing only...SODA POP.

Maniacal laugh...

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In 410 AD, germanic tribes united against Rome began to challenge the dominance of the Roman Empire. Northern Visigoth "barbarians" swept south into southern Roman lands, intent on destruction and plunder.

On August 24, 410 AD, the Visigoth invaders sacked Rome, ending a long age of total Roman dominance.

On September 8, 2012, nearly 1602 years after the sack of Rome, northern invaders will once again sweep south on a brutal campaign to sack the traditional powers of the SEC...starting first and foremost with representatives from Athens when they visit the frontier town of Columbia.

Pray. Heed George Santayana's famous words.

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This is some Alabama shite here

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Don't plan on going full Sherman because there's no way in Hell you'll be sacking Atlanta

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Sherman - LSUs first president! No wonder y'all don't like us!

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This isn't Lawrence Kansas! Get that weak arse shite out of here!

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This is a wonderful point actually that I approve of wholeheartedly. You are right good sir, this

is really not that hard to pull off because that town is but a little shite stain of sucktitude to begin with, whereas this

takes some major cajones to pull off, because it is a REAL city. That and its citizens are all hopped up on coke, correction, soda pop, and hence totally outta there minds ready to fight to the death.

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