SEC Network Programming

Programming for the anticipated SEC Network probably will not be just sporting events and highlights. I’m sure to attract a broader viewership there will likely be a few “human interest” shows. We need to come up with some suggestions that will pull in viewers.

Home and Gardens with Harvey Updyke – Harvey shares his advice on common home and gardening issues such as foundation leveling for trailers and removal of invasive weeds such as 50 ft live oaks.

Mad Money with Cam Newton – With his infectious personality and ceaseless energy Cam advises his audience on issues such as how to invest large sums of “Dad’s money” or market valuations of used laptops.

Dancing With Only the Yell Leaders – Leave pride at the door as we join the Texas A&M Yell Leaders in a week by week dancing competition that showcases the “talents” of “heterosexual” 22 year old men in what is a single sex activity that icky women can never be a part of.

Meth Road Truckers – Follow this group of rugged outlaws through the woods of Missouri as they search for no-limit Sudafed drug stores.

Gone With the Dred Scott Decision – Mississippi fans discuss the latest in current events and how to rapidly adapt an institution to a changing society.

Fayetteville Choppers –Interviewing for the not quite vacant Auburn job and then later leaving an NFL franchise mid-season made it clear to the world that CMFBP has no wish to coach football. Bobby follows his dream and opens a custom-built motorcycle shop. In week 1 we get to see the installation of a mistress seat on Bobby’s own hog.

Desperate Housewives of Starkville – Kaitlyn kicks Cody out of the trailer after he spends her mother’s disability check on a Mossy Oak wrap for his Z71. Brianna spies Madison flirting with her ex-boyfriend at the Wal-Mart auto-center and sparks fly.

Swamp People – Rebroadcast on the SEC Network following first run showing on the History Channel.