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Riseupfromtherubble  Oregon State Fan Premium Member Member since Jun 2011 10060 posts

| Reuben Foster- ILB Auburn high school (Posted on 5/14/12 at 1:02 pm)
Welcome bama, georgia, and auburn fans. Rather than pissing matches cluttering up 3 threads, can we keep try to consolidate all news, rumors, and trolling into one thread regarding all things rueben? TIA
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sarc  Alabama Fan Member since Mar 2011 4783 posts

| re: Reuben Foster- ILB Auburn high school (Posted on 5/14/12 at 1:03 pm to Riseupfromtherubble)
Bama lock
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Riseupfromtherubble  Oregon State Fan Premium Member Member since Jun 2011 10060 posts

| re: Reuben Foster- ILB Auburn high school (Posted on 5/14/12 at 1:04 pm to sarc)
I agree
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AMM AU9893  Auburn Fan Auburn, AL Member since Feb 2011 10678 posts

| re: Reuben Foster- ILB Auburn high school (Posted on 5/14/12 at 1:06 pm to Riseupfromtherubble)
Juco
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sarc  Alabama Fan Member since Mar 2011 4783 posts

| re: Reuben Foster- ILB Auburn high school (Posted on 5/14/12 at 1:13 pm to AMM AU9893)
Auburn High school going to fail him just to keep him from coming to Bama? 
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GregYoureMyBoyBlue  Georgia Fan Member since Apr 2011 2329 posts

| re: Reuben Foster- ILB Auburn high school (Posted on 5/14/12 at 1:14 pm to Riseupfromtherubble)
He's been a silent to UGA since 8th grade. Richt told him to undercover commit to Bama so he can infiltrate their lines and recruit for tha Dawgs. It was a situation where only Richt and Foster knew the arrangement, so in essence Richt is the Pacino to Foster's Colin Farrell. Unfortunately it looks like Foster has been under the influence of Stockholm syndrome and might be in too deep to recover. This is where Trooper Taylor and Auburn come in. Richt knew that the only way to shake the hypnotism was for Auburn to use their shady recruiting efforts to shake Saban stranglehold, so he arranged a situation for Foster to transfer (who do you think let the administration in troupe know about the improper situation about coach flowers-->Richt). It's the perfect cover story, nobody would think that Richt would have anything to do with sending Foster to Auburn, AL. So when Foster is "called home" to UGA, you'll be listening to my "i told you so's" for a long time.
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TreyAnastasio  Alabama Fan Bitch I'm From Cleveland Member since Dec 2010 27896 posts

| re: Reuben Foster- ILB Auburn high school (Posted on 5/14/12 at 1:17 pm to GregYoureMyBoyBlue)
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE COPS!
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sarc  Alabama Fan Member since Mar 2011 4783 posts

| re: Reuben Foster- ILB Auburn high school (Posted on 5/14/12 at 1:17 pm to GregYoureMyBoyBlue)
Sounds like a good project for Scorsese
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AA7  Auburn Fan Member since Nov 2009 3843 posts

| re: Reuben Foster- ILB Auburn high school (Posted on 5/14/12 at 1:18 pm to TreyAnastasio)
Might be my favorite episode 
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tylerdurden24  Georgia Fan Goober Grabber Member since Sep 2009 12952 posts

| re: Reuben Foster- ILB Auburn high school (Posted on 5/14/12 at 1:19 pm to GregYoureMyBoyBlue)
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He's been a silent to UGA since 8th grade. Richt told him to undercover commit to Bama so he can infiltrate their lines and recruit for tha Dawgs. It was a situation where only Richt and Foster knew the arrangement, so in essence Richt is the Pacino to Foster's Colin Farrell. Unfortunately it looks like Foster has been under the influence of Stockholm syndrome and might be in too deep to recover. This is where Trooper Taylor and Auburn come in. Richt knew that the only way to shake the hypnotism was for Auburn to use their shady recruiting efforts to shake Saban stranglehold, so he arranged a situation for Foster to transfer (who do you think let the administration in troupe know about the improper situation about coach flowers-->Richt). It's the perfect cover story, nobody would think that Richt would have anything to do with sending Foster to Auburn, AL. So when Foster is "called home" to UGA, you'll be listening to my "i told you so's" for a long time.
I have a completely different source from Greg's that confirms this. Sorry this thread became such a quick waste of time You guys can still use it to talk abotu how amazing Foster and the rest of our class is, though. If you want, I'll post you some highlight videos to swoon over
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AMM AU9893  Auburn Fan Auburn, AL Member since Feb 2011 10678 posts

| re: Reuben Foster- ILB Auburn high school (Posted on 5/14/12 at 1:20 pm to Riseupfromtherubble)
So btw, the official thread has his name spelled wrong 
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TreyAnastasio  Alabama Fan Bitch I'm From Cleveland Member since Dec 2010 27896 posts

| re: Reuben Foster- ILB Auburn high school (Posted on 5/14/12 at 1:21 pm to AA7)
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Might be my favorite episode
Its up there. The junk yard guy explaining how badass the cat is was amazing.
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NBamaAlum  Alabama Fan Soul Patrolville Member since Jan 2009 23504 posts

| re: Reuben Foster- ILB Auburn high school (Posted on 5/14/12 at 1:31 pm to Riseupfromtherubble)
Never heard of the kid. He play basketball?
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Stanky Legg Member since Sep 2010 4052 posts

| re: Reuben Foster- ILB Auburn high school (Posted on 5/14/12 at 1:42 pm to NBamaAlum)
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Never heard of the kid. He play basketball?
Makes sandwiches. He's kind of a big deal.
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NBamaAlum  Alabama Fan Soul Patrolville Member since Jan 2009 23504 posts

| re: Reuben Foster- ILB Auburn high school (Posted on 5/14/12 at 1:45 pm to Stanky Legg)
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Makes sandwiches
I think I saw him at a jewish deli.
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He's kind of a big deal.
Seemed like a real mensch.
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diddydirtyAubie Member since Dec 2010 24999 posts

| re: Reuben Foster- ILB Auburn high school (Posted on 5/14/12 at 2:22 pm to Riseupfromtherubble)
probably sitting in class with Cam and Blaise right now.
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Sandkhan  Alabama Fan Hells and Wilderness, Northeast MS Member since Jun 2009 3282 posts

| re: Reuben Foster- ILB Auburn high school (Posted on 5/14/12 at 3:07 pm to Riseupfromtherubble)
Can Auburn High School please teach him to use a condom?
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Damn Good Dawg  Georgia Fan athens, jawja Member since Feb 2011 29706 posts

| re: Reuben Foster- ILB Auburn high school (Posted on 5/14/12 at 3:16 pm to GregYoureMyBoyBlue)
just wait until the ACCPD Secret Police get a hold of this, you're screwed man
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RockyMtnTigerWDE  Ole Miss Fan RELIGEOUSLY (Big Word) Member since Oct 2010 22525 posts

| re: Reuben Foster- ILB Auburn high school (Posted on 5/14/12 at 3:16 pm to sarc)
Baseball draft
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smuphy72  Auburn Fan Huntsville Alabama Member since Nov 2009 1473 posts

| re: Reuben Foster- ILB Auburn high school (Posted on 5/14/12 at 3:25 pm to TreyAnastasio)
Episode is probably number 2 for me. Wildcard episode is my favorite.
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