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Riseupfromtherubble
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Reuben Foster- ILB Auburn high school


Welcome bama, georgia, and auburn fans. Rather than pissing matches cluttering up 3 threads, can we keep try to consolidate all news, rumors, and trolling into one thread regarding all things rueben? TIA


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Bama lock





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Riseupfromtherubble
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I agree





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AMM AU9893
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Juco





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sarc
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Auburn High school going to fail him just to keep him from coming to Bama?





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GregYoureMyBoyBlue
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He's been a silent to UGA since 8th grade. Richt told him to undercover commit to Bama so he can infiltrate their lines and recruit for tha Dawgs. It was a situation where only Richt and Foster knew the arrangement, so in essence Richt is the Pacino to Foster's Colin Farrell. Unfortunately it looks like Foster has been under the influence of Stockholm syndrome and might be in too deep to recover. This is where Trooper Taylor and Auburn come in. Richt knew that the only way to shake the hypnotism was for Auburn to use their shady recruiting efforts to shake Saban stranglehold, so he arranged a situation for Foster to transfer (who do you think let the administration in troupe know about the improper situation about coach flowers-->Richt). It's the perfect cover story, nobody would think that Richt would have anything to do with sending Foster to Auburn, AL. So when Foster is "called home" to UGA, you'll be listening to my "i told you so's" for a long time.





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TreyAnastasio
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WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE COPS!






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sarc
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Sounds like a good project for Scorsese





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AA7
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Might be my favorite episode





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tylerdurden24
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quote:

He's been a silent to UGA since 8th grade. Richt told him to undercover commit to Bama so he can infiltrate their lines and recruit for tha Dawgs. It was a situation where only Richt and Foster knew the arrangement, so in essence Richt is the Pacino to Foster's Colin Farrell. Unfortunately it looks like Foster has been under the influence of Stockholm syndrome and might be in too deep to recover. This is where Trooper Taylor and Auburn come in. Richt knew that the only way to shake the hypnotism was for Auburn to use their shady recruiting efforts to shake Saban stranglehold, so he arranged a situation for Foster to transfer (who do you think let the administration in troupe know about the improper situation about coach flowers-->Richt). It's the perfect cover story, nobody would think that Richt would have anything to do with sending Foster to Auburn, AL. So when Foster is "called home" to UGA, you'll be listening to my "i told you so's" for a long time.



I have a completely different source from Greg's that confirms this. Sorry this thread became such a quick waste of time You guys can still use it to talk abotu how amazing Foster and the rest of our class is, though. If you want, I'll post you some highlight videos to swoon over






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AMM AU9893
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So btw, the official thread has his name spelled wrong





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TreyAnastasio
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quote:

Might be my favorite episode


Its up there. The junk yard guy explaining how badass the cat is was amazing.






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NBamaAlum
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Never heard of the kid. He play basketball?





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Stanky Legg
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quote:

Never heard of the kid. He play basketball?


Makes sandwiches. He's kind of a big deal.






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NBamaAlum
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quote:

Makes sandwiches



I think I saw him at a jewish deli.



quote:

He's kind of a big deal.



Seemed like a real mensch.






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diddydirtyAubie
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probably sitting in class with Cam and Blaise right now.





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Sandkhan
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Can Auburn High School please teach him to use a condom?





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Damn Good Dawg
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just wait until the ACCPD Secret Police get a hold of this, you're screwed man





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RockyMtnTigerWDE
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Baseball draft





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smuphy72
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Episode is probably number 2 for me. Wildcard episode is my favorite.





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