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Official Application for Rivalry with Arkansas
Posted on 1/19/12 at 1:01 pm
Posted on 1/19/12 at 1:01 pm
SEC Ranters,
After lengthy discussions with the SEC Rant/Arkansas BOARd of Directors, The Flagship has decided that beginning today we will begin accepting applications from any and all institutions for an exclusive rivalry with the University of Arkansas football team. Due to demand it has been decided that we will accept only one rival that will last into perpetuity. The Flagship staff still reserves the right to deny all applications and remain rivalry-free. I'm doing this in hopes it will cut down on the ridiculous number of daily attempts by schools to court us as a rival. Please fill out the below form and submit it in a timely manner. Don't call us, we'll call you.
Thank you,
Latarian
Flagship Rivalry Coordinator
School _______
Conference/Division ________
All time FB record vs. Arkansas ________
Campus Distance to Fayetteville, AR ________
Does your state border Arkansas (Y/N)? ______
Do you eat pork (Y/N)? _______
What does FYMF stand for? ________
Wal-Mart or Target? ________
Who won the 1964 FB National Championship? ______
What school will DGB sign with? _______
Was Arkansas ever in the Big 12 (Y/N)? _______
Who won the 2011 Sugar Bowl? ________
Is a trophy awarded to the winner of our game with your school? _______
Do you like boats? ________
After lengthy discussions with the SEC Rant/Arkansas BOARd of Directors, The Flagship has decided that beginning today we will begin accepting applications from any and all institutions for an exclusive rivalry with the University of Arkansas football team. Due to demand it has been decided that we will accept only one rival that will last into perpetuity. The Flagship staff still reserves the right to deny all applications and remain rivalry-free. I'm doing this in hopes it will cut down on the ridiculous number of daily attempts by schools to court us as a rival. Please fill out the below form and submit it in a timely manner. Don't call us, we'll call you.
Thank you,
Latarian
Flagship Rivalry Coordinator
School _______
Conference/Division ________
All time FB record vs. Arkansas ________
Campus Distance to Fayetteville, AR ________
Does your state border Arkansas (Y/N)? ______
Do you eat pork (Y/N)? _______
What does FYMF stand for? ________
Wal-Mart or Target? ________
Who won the 1964 FB National Championship? ______
What school will DGB sign with? _______
Was Arkansas ever in the Big 12 (Y/N)? _______
Who won the 2011 Sugar Bowl? ________
Is a trophy awarded to the winner of our game with your school? _______
Do you like boats? ________
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Posted on 1/19/12 at 1:02 pm to Latarian
Posted on 1/19/12 at 1:02 pm to Latarian
tl dr
Posted on 1/19/12 at 1:03 pm to Latarian
If you want to address the SEC you must do so using your Mizzou Ambassadors. TYI
Posted on 1/19/12 at 1:03 pm to Latarian
quote:
Official Noone wants to Apply for a Rivalry with Arkansas
Posted on 1/19/12 at 1:03 pm to roadGator
quote:
If you want to address the SEC you must do so using your Mizzou Ambassadors. TYI
Sounds like florida may be thinking about filling out the application.
Posted on 1/19/12 at 1:04 pm to Latarian
Did you marry your sister?
Do you have gap teeth?
Do you live in a trailer?
Do you have more than one car in your yard with no wheels on it?
Do you have running water?
more.....
Do you have gap teeth?
Do you live in a trailer?
Do you have more than one car in your yard with no wheels on it?
Do you have running water?
more.....
Posted on 1/19/12 at 1:04 pm to Latarian
Mizzou-Arky
TAMU-LSU
Barn-Gumps
Dawgs-Gatahs
Vols-Cats
Bulldawgs-Rebel Black Bears
TAMU-LSU
Barn-Gumps
Dawgs-Gatahs
Vols-Cats
Bulldawgs-Rebel Black Bears
Posted on 1/19/12 at 1:05 pm to Brew Drees
quote:Basketball?
Vols-Cats
Posted on 1/19/12 at 1:05 pm to Latarian
Well, we're not really looking for a relationship right now. You guys are great though. It's not you, it's us. Don't worry, the right one is out there for you guys. 
Posted on 1/19/12 at 1:06 pm to Brew Drees
meh, your not worthy 
Posted on 1/19/12 at 1:06 pm to Bobby Moore
quote:
Bobby Moore
you're confusing the Arkansas application with the SEC application.
Posted on 1/19/12 at 1:07 pm to oklahogjr
quote:
ounds like florida may be thinking about filling out the application.
UF has a shite ton of rivals already. We don't need the former red-headed step child as a rival.
Posted on 1/19/12 at 1:07 pm to Henry Jones Jr
Posted on 1/19/12 at 1:07 pm to Latarian
quote:
Latarian
Posted on 1/19/12 at 1:08 pm to Henry Jones Jr
quote:
It's not you, it's us.
This is the first time i've ever believed that after hearing it my whole life.
Posted on 1/19/12 at 1:08 pm to BloodSweat&Beers
quote:
UF has a shite ton of rivals already. We don't need the former red-headed step child as a rival.
either fill out the form or GTFO
Posted on 1/19/12 at 1:11 pm to Latarian
School: THE U of A
Conference/Division: SEC West
All time FB record vs. Arkansas: 15-7
Campus Distance to Fayetteville, AR: 544 miles
Does your state border Arkansas (Y/N)?: No
Do you eat pork (Y/N)?: Enthusiastically
What does FYMF stand for?: For You My Friend!
Wal-Mart or Target?: Target
Who won the 1964 FB National Championship?: Alabama
What school will DGB sign with?: Missouri
Was Arkansas ever in the Big 12 (Y/N)?: Yes, presently
Who won the 2011 Sugar Bowl? *hi* State
Is a trophy awarded to the winner of our game with your school?: We could work something out
Do you like boats?: Big ones
Added incentive: Arkansas would instantly become our #3 rival, just ahead of LSU, which would drive the Corndogs out of their fricking minds.
Conference/Division: SEC West
All time FB record vs. Arkansas: 15-7
Campus Distance to Fayetteville, AR: 544 miles
Does your state border Arkansas (Y/N)?: No
Do you eat pork (Y/N)?: Enthusiastically
What does FYMF stand for?: For You My Friend!
Wal-Mart or Target?: Target
Who won the 1964 FB National Championship?: Alabama
What school will DGB sign with?: Missouri
Was Arkansas ever in the Big 12 (Y/N)?: Yes, presently
Who won the 2011 Sugar Bowl? *hi* State
Is a trophy awarded to the winner of our game with your school?: We could work something out
Do you like boats?: Big ones
Added incentive: Arkansas would instantly become our #3 rival, just ahead of LSU, which would drive the Corndogs out of their fricking minds.
Posted on 1/19/12 at 1:13 pm to TTsTowel
As appointed ambassador to the Hog Lot we are suspending diplomatic relations with Arky effective immediately until we can reassess your fitness for the conference
Posted on 1/19/12 at 1:14 pm to sasrocks
BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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