Just so you Gumps know…

I’d like to start off by congratulating Bama on their win in the BCS CG. I’d also like to say that I have some current work buddies from Bama who are all good guys and that I served in the military with a lot of good guys from Bama.

Having gotten the niceties out of the way – I’d like to let all of you Gumps know that LSU fans do not like Bama football. Its not personal. We don’t dislike you as people or wish you harm. We respect what your program has accomplished, but don’t confuse respect of results with us actually liking your team. Most LSU fans that I know dislike your team, think your mascot is rediculous, and think your coach is a giant dick with the personality of a cat litter box full of urine. On a personal note, I want to make sure that you all know that Gump comments about getting wood watching football is perhaps the gayest fricking thing ever written on a sports board.

We have no desire to play along like we’re actually enjoying your stories of Bama football. Don’t you have Bama boards? Aren’t your boards filled with like minded Gumps with nothing better to do than to chat for hours with you about all things Gunp? Please go there and leave us to grumble amongst ourselves.