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So who has tickets to the game?

Posted on 12/30/11 at 2:29 am
Posted by JJM4LSU
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Posted on 12/30/11 at 2:29 am
And what are your plans for game day?
Posted by NIH
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Posted on 12/30/11 at 2:29 am to
im going to take a really big shite
Posted by pankReb
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Posted on 12/30/11 at 2:33 am to
dude....me 2.

Posted by NIH
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Posted on 12/30/11 at 2:35 am to
like a 15 wiper
Posted by pankReb
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Posted on 12/30/11 at 2:37 am to
frick that. i needed a hazmat suit for it. didn't have one so i just jumped in the shower.
Posted by AllBamaDoesIsWin
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Posted on 12/30/11 at 2:37 am to
quote:

like a 15 wiper


Beta.
Posted by NIH
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Posted on 12/30/11 at 2:38 am to


the worst is when you have to shite after a shower
Posted by pankReb
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Posted on 12/30/11 at 2:39 am to


sounds like a 2nd trip to the shower to me.
Posted by NIH
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Posted on 12/30/11 at 2:39 am to
yeah, but it's a hassle if you already got your clothes back on.
Posted by pankReb
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Posted on 12/30/11 at 2:41 am to
you put clothes back on?


damned that. It's my house for a reason. You don't like seein me nekkid then gtfo cause i might need to shite n shower again.
Posted by NIH
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Posted on 12/30/11 at 2:41 am to
im a pretty quickd dresser. then it's like, oh well gotta take a shite. ugh
Posted by pankReb
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Posted on 12/30/11 at 2:42 am to
It's against the rules of nature to take a deuce with your pants on.


If i'm at my house and dropping logs......my pants are off....that's just how it is.
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 12/30/11 at 2:45 am to

Posted by NIH
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Posted on 12/30/11 at 2:46 am to
yeah, that's good for a post-shite power fap
Posted by pankReb
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Posted on 12/30/11 at 2:47 am to
think about it......what species other than humans take a shite with their pants on. It just goes against the natural forces of nature.
Posted by NIH
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Posted on 12/30/11 at 2:48 am to
it's a great feeling when you walk outside after dropping a huge deuce and feeling the wind hit your arse
Posted by pankReb
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Posted on 12/30/11 at 2:49 am to
I lived in Dorsey, MS(between Tupelo and Fulton) for about a year.


Greatest feeling in the world was talking your morning wood pisser standing on your front porch and no one within miles.

One of those "both hands on your hips and thrusting" pisses makes u feel like a boss.
Posted by NIH
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Posted on 12/30/11 at 2:52 am to
that is a great feeling.
Posted by pankReb
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Posted on 12/30/11 at 2:53 am to
saw a deer once and it just stared at me. Was like "yeah......boss."
Posted by NIH
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Posted on 12/30/11 at 2:56 am to


i bet bundy is crushing some poon right now like the boss he is
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