LSU fans rejoice!!!

I'm hearing that we have decided to give LSU the chance to play in the Mecca of college football. That is right, LSU will be allowed to step on Frank Broyles' Field in Donald W. Reynolds Razorback Stadium next season.

Before you hit your knees and start thanking us, it is important that we lay down some simple ground rules for the small percentage of your fan base that will make the trip:

1. This is not WMS/DV, this stadium is nice, it is not nice only because you have not defaced or destroyed it, yet. The stadium should be in the same shape as you it was before you arrived once you leave after your short stay.

2. Tailgating is not a college frat party with a contest of who can get the drunkest. Remember you are in public in a nice city, leave your drunkard ways back in Red Stick or we can and will move you back to a suitable venue in Little Rock.

3. The world is not your trash can, pick up after yourself.

4. Be respectful, you are guests in the great city of Fayetteville, nobody owes you anything.

5. There are hills you will have to walk, if you require a hover-round because your diet consists of all foods fried, you may want to stay at your swamp shanty for this one.

6. Dixon street is not Bourbon Street, the hookers and blow are not hiding, they are not there, be advised.

7. There are several nice places to stay in the area, if you can not find one it was because you couldn't afford it.

On behalf of the rest of the Razorback fans, I would like to welcome you on your trial visit, but it is up to you if you are invited back in which case it will be another 20 years before we try to host you again away from WMS.