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A nice twist on an old classic...

Posted on 12/10/11 at 12:00 am
Posted by NashBamaFan
Nashville
Member since Mar 2011
2946 posts
Posted on 12/10/11 at 12:00 am
?'Twas the month before January in Roll Tide Town, Aubie the tiger had just been beat down. The trophies were placed on Coach Saban's mantel with care, he hoped that fourteen soon would be there. The Bama fans were nestled all snug in their beds. While visions of Richardson danced in their heads. He sprints down the field, he won't be beat, he jukes the "honey badger" right outta his cleats. Then ............on December 4th there rose such a clatter, I turned on ESPN to see what was the matter. The Final BCS standings had finally came, and LSU would never be the same. January 9th is our Christmas day, the Oklahoma State Cowboys couldn't take it away. Bama will have the Championship, the Crystal Ball, and the Crown, as well as sweet revenge on LSU near their hometown. And when the clock hits 00:00 in New Orleans that night, Santa will be at home, decked out in his Crimson and White. While the Bama fans are chanting Rammer Jammer with pride. Santa will simply
smile and say ROLL TIDE!

Posted by TheJones
Member since Nov 2009
33285 posts
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Posted by BhamBama13
Member since Mar 2011
2209 posts
Posted on 12/10/11 at 12:01 am to
I would say roll tide but i am just confused
Posted by c on z
Zamunda
Member since Mar 2009
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Posted by blzr
Keeneland
Member since Mar 2011
30084 posts
Posted on 12/10/11 at 12:02 am to
Your post reeks of white trash
This post was edited on 12/10/11 at 12:02 am
Posted by AA7
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2009
26675 posts
Posted on 12/10/11 at 12:03 am to
quote:

NASHBAMAFAN

You know how I know you're gay?
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 12/10/11 at 12:03 am to
Last Christmas, I gave Chizik my heart...but the very next day he gave it away. This year, to save me from tears...I'll give it to someone special.

Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68258 posts
Posted on 12/10/11 at 12:05 am to
:fearthehat:
Posted by cyogi
Member since Feb 2009
5137 posts
Posted on 12/10/11 at 12:11 am to
Did not read it all, just the first sentence... I felt my IQ dropping.
Posted by FootballHog
Member since Nov 2006
7694 posts
Posted on 12/10/11 at 12:14 am to
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: MERRY CHRISTMAS TIDE FANS!
Posted by RollTideRockStar
Member since Jan 2010
4477 posts
Posted on 12/10/11 at 12:56 am to
Roll Tide and Merry Christmas!
Posted by Mayhawman
Somewhere in the middle of SEC West
Member since Dec 2009
10086 posts
Posted on 12/10/11 at 12:57 am to
This post will be about as popular as the Honey Badger Phallic T-shirt idea.
Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
66325 posts
Posted on 12/10/11 at 12:59 am to
saw a better version here

LINK
Posted by tigerfan182
Franklin, Tn
Member since Sep 2009
2779 posts
Posted on 12/10/11 at 8:47 am to
You're drinking again aren't you.
Posted by LuckySo-n-So
Member since Jul 2005
22079 posts
Posted on 12/10/11 at 8:50 am to
Pretty bad when you lose meter by the second sentence.

I didn't make it past that.

Awful.
Posted by cajunjj
Madison, AL
Member since May 2008
7427 posts
Posted on 12/10/11 at 8:53 am to
Posted by CamdenTiger
Member since Aug 2009
62362 posts
Posted on 12/10/11 at 8:55 am to
quote:

diddydirtyAubie


Posted by JonTheTigerFan
Central, LA
Member since Nov 2003
6784 posts
Posted on 12/10/11 at 8:56 am to
9-6

Oh, and 2-5 is your team's record against Les Miles, just in case you were wondering.
Posted by taylormade
Tumbleton
Member since Jan 2011
9802 posts
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Posted by Sandkhan
Hells and Wilderness, Northeast MS
Member since Jun 2009
5189 posts
Posted on 12/10/11 at 9:06 am to
Who sits down and writes this shite? I mean, what circumstances would have to happen in a normal day for someone to think "I think i'll take a christmas poem and turn it into an Alabama related embarrasment"?
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