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Posted on 10/5/11 at 9:53 am
Posted on 10/5/11 at 9:53 am
lets say the NCAA approached you and said:
Here's a $500k/yr salary. We will embed you in the city, or even inside the university of your rival.
the catch, you have to publically eat, sleep, shite and talk of your rival as if its your own team. of course in your own home you can always follow your teams games on tv, message boards etc... could you do it?
(don't focus on the job itself or even the salary for that matter, focus on the fact that you HAVE to talk like your rivals fans, attend their games, and even.......CHEER for them in public, for the sake of the job).
Here's a $500k/yr salary. We will embed you in the city, or even inside the university of your rival.
the catch, you have to publically eat, sleep, shite and talk of your rival as if its your own team. of course in your own home you can always follow your teams games on tv, message boards etc... could you do it?
(don't focus on the job itself or even the salary for that matter, focus on the fact that you HAVE to talk like your rivals fans, attend their games, and even.......CHEER for them in public, for the sake of the job).
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Posted on 10/5/11 at 9:54 am to caliegeaux
Posted on 10/5/11 at 9:55 am to caliegeaux
Um yeah? Why not.
Posted on 10/5/11 at 9:56 am to caliegeaux
quote:Yeah pretty easy to do this IMO.
Here's a $500k/yr salary.
#I'mRich
Edit: I dislike A&M the most since they are the closets to my current home.
This post was edited on 10/5/11 at 9:58 am
Posted on 10/5/11 at 9:56 am to caliegeaux
Well, being that you stated it, I HAVE to focus on the salary.
You want me to just ACT like a Bama fan for half a million per year? Dude... I'M ALL IN.
You want me to just ACT like a Bama fan for half a million per year? Dude... I'M ALL IN.
Posted on 10/5/11 at 9:56 am to caliegeaux
There's not much I WOULDN'T do for $500K/yr salary.
Posted on 10/5/11 at 9:56 am to caliegeaux
quote:
lets say the NCAA approached you and said:
Why would the NCAA do this is what I don't understand
Posted on 10/5/11 at 9:56 am to DCTiger29
where do I sign? Did I mention Vanderbilt is my most hated rival?
Posted on 10/5/11 at 9:57 am to caliegeaux
Does that mean I could provide illegal benefits to their players and get them put on probation?
If so, sign me up.
If so, sign me up.
Posted on 10/5/11 at 9:57 am to caliegeaux
Would never work
It would either be AU or UT and there are too many folks who know me and would call bullshite on the whole thing
I would be shunned and beaten
It would either be AU or UT and there are too many folks who know me and would call bullshite on the whole thing
I would be shunned and beaten
Posted on 10/5/11 at 9:58 am to caliegeaux
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caliegeaux
Posted on 10/5/11 at 10:01 am to caliegeaux
The only drawback would be the gump women.
Posted on 10/5/11 at 10:01 am to caliegeaux
I'd do it in the offseason...
Posted on 10/5/11 at 10:03 am to caliegeaux
Where do I sign?
Posted on 10/5/11 at 10:06 am to plazadweller
Any Asian girls in auburn?
Posted on 10/5/11 at 10:07 am to caliegeaux
The frick?
If the fricking UN approached me and wanted to put me in Cuba and have me talk shite about the U.S. for 500K per year...
...then frick the U.S.A.!
If the fricking UN approached me and wanted to put me in Cuba and have me talk shite about the U.S. for 500K per year...
...then frick the U.S.A.!
Posted on 10/5/11 at 10:07 am to dedfella
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I would be shunned and beaten
BONUS!
Posted on 10/5/11 at 10:08 am to johnnydrama
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The only drawback would be the gump women
Are there a lot of Bama girls in Fayetteville?
Posted on 10/5/11 at 10:08 am to RummelTiger
quote:
The frick?
If the fricking UN approached me and wanted to put me in Cuba and have me talk shite about the U.S. for 500K per year...
...then frick the U.S.A.!
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)Posted on 10/5/11 at 10:09 am to caliegeaux
Roll Damn Tide...gimme my money.
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