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Top 10 Reasons why Bama beats Ark on way to another NC
Posted on 9/12/11 at 9:57 pm
Posted on 9/12/11 at 9:57 pm
10. Saban knows he must get a good win before losing to Miles again.
9. They have been able to stop two premier Big 10 offenses (PSU, Mich St).
8. They are ranked higher in the polls after week 2.
7. It's happened in the past.
6. They don't pay Saban $5 mil a year for 4th place finishes.
5. Losing 4 first round draft picks increases the team's talent.
4. Eddie Lacy is actually even better than Trent Richardson who is actually even better than Mark Ingram.
3. AJ McCarron's bangs are too perfect for a sad face.
2. For the sake of the Ozark trees, Updyke must be appeased.
1. They deserve it.
9. They have been able to stop two premier Big 10 offenses (PSU, Mich St).
8. They are ranked higher in the polls after week 2.
7. It's happened in the past.
6. They don't pay Saban $5 mil a year for 4th place finishes.
5. Losing 4 first round draft picks increases the team's talent.
4. Eddie Lacy is actually even better than Trent Richardson who is actually even better than Mark Ingram.
3. AJ McCarron's bangs are too perfect for a sad face.
2. For the sake of the Ozark trees, Updyke must be appeased.
1. They deserve it.
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Posted on 9/12/11 at 9:58 pm to HogKing111
Passive aggressive trolling. I dig it.
Posted on 9/12/11 at 9:59 pm to HogKing111
ok
Posted on 9/12/11 at 9:59 pm to HogKing111
At first i wat'd, then i lol'd.
Posted on 9/12/11 at 9:59 pm to HogKing111
:inb4LSUhogsessors:
Posted on 9/12/11 at 10:01 pm to HogKing111
Well played
Posted on 9/12/11 at 10:01 pm to HogKing111
I'm offended by your comments. Alabama is going to win because Arkansas is Arkansas. Now if Arkansas was another state, like say, Alabama or something spectacular like that, then they would have a chance.
but they don't because states can't change into other states. This isn't a comic book.
Good luck, bitch.
but they don't because states can't change into other states. This isn't a comic book.
Good luck, bitch.
Posted on 9/12/11 at 10:01 pm to HogKing111
Would have been funnier had it been funnier
Posted on 9/12/11 at 10:03 pm to FleaMarketBill
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This isn't a comic book.
It isn't?
I'd be Proteus.
Posted on 9/12/11 at 10:04 pm to FleaMarketBill
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Alabama is going to win because Arkansas is Arkansas. Now if Arkansas was another state, like say, Alabama or something spectacular like that, then they would have a chance.
Even if you are in the same state as Alabama, they just write you off as being in a different state, and assume all other states are dirt. So therefore nobody can beat Alabama, that much is clear.
Posted on 9/12/11 at 10:05 pm to dedfella
Posted on 9/12/11 at 10:06 pm to HogKing111
My friend just sent this to me. His dad graduated from Arky:
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Brey Cook Attention to All Razorback fans: I am gay. I'm sorry to all those women I have led on...Really, I have just always wanted a man in my life. Because of my football career i have not been able to truly come out of the closet, but now I have realized that tackling 200 pounds of man muscle is my passion in life. ~~~~tWiNkLe ToEs #74
Posted on 9/12/11 at 10:09 pm to HogKing111
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2. For the sake of the Ozark trees, Updyke must be appeased.
Only one of mild humor. If humor is what you're looking for.
Posted on 9/12/11 at 10:11 pm to HogKing111
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4. Eddie Lacy is actually even better than Trent Richardson who is actually even better than Mark Ingram.
I lol'd at this one.
Posted on 9/12/11 at 10:13 pm to HogKing111
0. Ppl are sick and tired of watching Alabama whip Arkansas.
Posted on 9/12/11 at 10:13 pm to HogKing111
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9. They have been able to stop two premier Big 10 offenses
jelly?
Posted on 9/12/11 at 10:16 pm to ehole
11. Arky doesn't win big games in the beginning or middle of the season (or in bowl games).
Posted on 9/12/11 at 10:18 pm to HogKing111
Not to mention Bama is 262-0-3 at BDS.
Suck it, tie games... this one goes to Bama.
Posted on 9/12/11 at 10:22 pm to HogKing111
Can you name 5 legit reasons why Arky wins?
Posted on 9/12/11 at 10:23 pm to Sao
the pigs are ramping up their butthurt before getting beat this year.
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