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Posted on 9/15/10 at 2:49 pm to ACL11190
Alabama is the Roadrunner and Auburn is the coyote.
Posted on 9/15/10 at 2:49 pm to EST
Auburn is Burgerking, our arch nemesis. But at the end of the day we make better cheeseburgers and our fries are super awesome.
This post was edited on 9/15/10 at 2:50 pm
Posted on 9/15/10 at 2:49 pm to Bellabama
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Make sure you know the difference between an analogy and a metaphor.
I know the perfect place.
Posted on 9/15/10 at 2:49 pm to ACL11190
And Arky is walmart...nice clean facilities...shite of the earth inhabitants
This post was edited on 9/15/10 at 2:51 pm
Posted on 9/15/10 at 2:50 pm to ACL11190
As I suspected, this thread is indeed pathetic.
No, not okay. Ronald McDonald is a freakin' clown created to lure kids into McDonald's. Ray Kroc is the billionaire who suckered millions of Americans into buying his mass-produced and tasteless concoctions, and in the process made them an integral part of American culture, on his way to the top.
We're Ray Kroc dammit...
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Ok, ok....we're Ronald. Ok?
No, not okay. Ronald McDonald is a freakin' clown created to lure kids into McDonald's. Ray Kroc is the billionaire who suckered millions of Americans into buying his mass-produced and tasteless concoctions, and in the process made them an integral part of American culture, on his way to the top.
We're Ray Kroc dammit...
Posted on 9/15/10 at 2:50 pm to Bellabama
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Make sure you know the difference between an analogy and a metaphor.
I think this is a perfect analogy!
Posted on 9/15/10 at 2:51 pm to RummelTiger
Posted on 9/15/10 at 2:51 pm to DvlsAdvocat
There is no McDonald's without Ronald though.
Posted on 9/15/10 at 2:52 pm to ACL11190
No one likes Ronald McDonald. He is creepy as shite.
Posted on 9/15/10 at 2:52 pm to Bellabama
frick
Who are we?
Who are we?
This post was edited on 9/15/10 at 2:54 pm
Posted on 9/15/10 at 2:52 pm to Bellabama
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No one likes Ronald McDonald. He is creepy as shite.
This.
Posted on 9/15/10 at 2:53 pm to Bellabama
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No one likes Ronald McDonald. He is creepy as shite.
There is your metaphor...Bama, creepy as shite!
Posted on 9/15/10 at 2:55 pm to parkjas2001
Just because ACL declares something as his truth does not mean it exists for the rest of us.
However, your declaring ACL's truth as your own gives cause to wonder.
However, your declaring ACL's truth as your own gives cause to wonder.
Posted on 9/15/10 at 2:56 pm to parkjas2001
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There is your metaphor...Bama, creepy as shite!
This is too easy.
Posted on 9/15/10 at 2:57 pm to ACL11190
LSU is a Ferrari with a 89 year old legally blind woman driving it.
Posted on 9/15/10 at 3:00 pm to ACL11190
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There is no McDonald's without Ronald though.
Ronald wasn't created until the 1960's...McDonald's had been around twenty years by then. Hell, the "golden arches" didn't come around until 1968.
Posted on 9/15/10 at 3:01 pm to RummelTiger
Rummy, how do you want us to report especially annoying troll bama fans to you for quality review? I want an efficient system in place. The RA option isn't satisfying.
Posted on 9/15/10 at 3:02 pm to ACL11190
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frick
Who are we?
Not who, but what...
Bama is the Golden Arches.
One of the most recognizeable and reliable programs in the country. Sure there may be a drop off at times, (McRib), but you always come back stronger (new coffee program).
You are loved by your fans (diners) and hated by your enemies (Wendy's). And when your fans see the arches they feel a sense of warmth and comfort, while your enemies feel nothing but the pit in their stomach which is fear creeping in...
BTW, you're welcome.
This post was edited on 9/15/10 at 3:06 pm
Posted on 9/15/10 at 3:02 pm to DvlsAdvocat
You're a damn Ronald McDonald hater is what you are.
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