LSU v BAMA will End in a Scoreless Tie. 18 Reasons Why.

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LSU v BAMA will End in a Scoreless Tie. 18 Reasons Why.
Hey, I'm just averaging the threads out. Here's why...based on other threads.

1. The total awesomeness of the LSU secondary will make our WR's look like little bitches.

2. The total awesomeness of our O-Line and Ingram will make LSU's D-line look like little bitches.

3. The total awesomeness of our special teams return game.

4. Special Teams: Holiday >= Arenas & vice versa.

5. The total shittyness of our special teams KO coverage.

6. Our badass D vs. LSU's average O.

7. Our average O vs. LSU's badass D.

8. Our shitty redzone play.

9. Our shitty playcalling.

10. Les Miles > Nick Saban

11. Nick Saban > Les Miles

12. LSU was 4 inches from losing to MSU.

13. LSU only beat UGA because of bad officiating.

14. Bama only beat UT because of the fatass clogging up the middle and becoming the most famous armpit in the state.

15. Bama has gotten worse every week.

16. LSU has gotten better every week.

17. Bama had a bye last week.

18. So did LSU.

Can't you all see? No one can score in this game! No team will cross the other's 50. BOOK IT. McElroy will throw 14 interceptions against that secondary with 12 coming to PP7 while trying to throw to Julio. BOOK IT.

Jefferson might actually shite his pants at the amount of pressure he's going to see Saturday and might have a stroke trying to figure out his pre-snap reads against the Saban D Blitz Scheme. BOOK IT.

Each team will have negative total yards. BOOK IT.

Anyway, Bama 23. LSU 20.

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Wow..RU that bored

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