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A guide to Auburn for visting WVU fans....(Funny as hell)
Posted on 9/13/09 at 5:17 pm
Posted on 9/13/09 at 5:17 pm
This was posted by CoCoTheApe on autigers
Welcome to Auburn! We hope you guys have a great weekend, of course going home with an loss.
1. This is Toomer's Corner, we role it with Toilet Paper after we win, On the opposite corner of the tree is Toomer's Drugs, who has world famous lemonade
2. Samford Hall, the beautiful administration building of Auburn University
3. Jordan Hare Stadium, the stadium in which you will watch the game, holds 87,451. Truly one of the great atmospheres in college football
4. Shoes: You wear them on your feet for protection. Some places will not serve you in Auburn if you don't wear these, so stock up on groceries (or vittles as you may know them) before you come
5. Electricity: don't worry about this, just make sure you don't stick your fingers, tongue, anything metal, or genitalia in these
6. Teeth: Now I'm sure you guys remember these, you probably even have a few, but in the modern world, we hold on to our teeth through a process called "dental hygiene" which should arrive in your state any decade now
7. Soap: Don't bother, its a good product, but it can't work miracles
8. Running Water and indoor plumbing. This is going to a tough one. If there is a hole in the ground outside, that does NOT mean its okay to use the bathroom there. Try and put your waste in one of these
Welcome to Auburn! We hope you guys have a great weekend, of course going home with an loss.
1. This is Toomer's Corner, we role it with Toilet Paper after we win, On the opposite corner of the tree is Toomer's Drugs, who has world famous lemonade
2. Samford Hall, the beautiful administration building of Auburn University
3. Jordan Hare Stadium, the stadium in which you will watch the game, holds 87,451. Truly one of the great atmospheres in college football
4. Shoes: You wear them on your feet for protection. Some places will not serve you in Auburn if you don't wear these, so stock up on groceries (or vittles as you may know them) before you come
5. Electricity: don't worry about this, just make sure you don't stick your fingers, tongue, anything metal, or genitalia in these
6. Teeth: Now I'm sure you guys remember these, you probably even have a few, but in the modern world, we hold on to our teeth through a process called "dental hygiene" which should arrive in your state any decade now
7. Soap: Don't bother, its a good product, but it can't work miracles
8. Running Water and indoor plumbing. This is going to a tough one. If there is a hole in the ground outside, that does NOT mean its okay to use the bathroom there. Try and put your waste in one of these
This post was edited on 9/13/09 at 5:19 pm
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Posted on 9/13/09 at 5:28 pm to ever43
It's not like parts throughout the South aren't third-world countries. 
Posted on 9/13/09 at 5:33 pm to ever43
Sweet irony
Posted on 9/13/09 at 5:33 pm to ever43
Funny! I would remind Auburn fans to learn these lessons as well. I travel through there on business and I believe your town has much in common with hillbillies from any other southern redneck school. I didn't know why Georgia people always got a laugh at the expense of Alabamans until I started having to go there for business. It became evident and frightening all at the same time. I've got a good friend from the state of Florida who got in trouble at Auburn with her sorority for having a black football player over to the sorority house to study. There was nothing romantic happening (shouldn't matter if there was), but she was called before the board about it and told not to let it happen again. This was in the 90's. Not much has changed in Alabama so for a fan of an Alabama state school to call out another for being backward is about as hypocritical as it gets.
Posted on 9/13/09 at 5:37 pm to LSU NO Tigah
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I started having to go there for business. It became evident and frightening all at the same time
Frightening how?
Posted on 9/13/09 at 6:22 pm to genuineLSUtiger
Pot. Meet kettle.
Posted on 9/13/09 at 6:37 pm to CatFan81
I wonder who has more trailer parks? Alabama or West Virginia?
Posted on 9/13/09 at 6:55 pm to Gulf Coast Tiger
And Baton Rouge <<<<<< Auburn in education level of its residents, individual wealth, and most other things so maybe LSU fans need to read this guide too?
Posted on 9/13/09 at 7:39 pm to Tiger n Miami AU83
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And Baton Rouge <<<<<< Auburn in education level of its residents, individual wealth, and most other things so maybe LSU fans need to read this guide too?
Really?
Posted on 9/13/09 at 7:43 pm to Tiger n Miami AU83
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And Baton Rouge <<<<<< Auburn
Not even close. Baton Rouge>>>>Auburn.
Posted on 9/13/09 at 7:44 pm to Lefebvre
Yep. In almost every measurable category. Median income, median home price, education level, quality of life, crime, etc etc etc. Look it up if you do not believe it moron.
Oh yeah, I wouldn't point out these obvious facts if LSU fans had not decided to attack AU for no reason here. I call it insecurity. And I understand why.
Oh yeah, I wouldn't point out these obvious facts if LSU fans had not decided to attack AU for no reason here. I call it insecurity. And I understand why.
Posted on 9/13/09 at 7:45 pm to DB2
Show me where BR>> AU in any of the categories I mentioned. Otherwise, keep quiet if you are ignorant.
Posted on 9/13/09 at 7:48 pm to Tiger n Miami AU83
Actually my wife and I went to Southern part of WV to a town called Logan and uh wow that place was a ghetto. We went further north and it became a little more normal but Southern WV is not a very nice place.
Posted on 9/13/09 at 7:52 pm to Tiger n Miami AU83
Auburn is a fricking shithole. Don't even try to convince people it's nice.
Posted on 9/13/09 at 7:56 pm to ttowntide
Np. He called AU a "shithole" I called expressed my opinion of his comment in kind.
Posted on 9/13/09 at 7:59 pm to Tiger n Miami AU83
Why don't you back it up? You said it first, why don't you provide the info to support your argument? Somebody disagrees and all you can do is namecall, typical.
Posted on 9/13/09 at 8:01 pm to ever43
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Jordan Hare Stadium, the stadium in which you will watch the game, holds 87,451
Possibly.
Posted on 9/13/09 at 8:01 pm to labamafan
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Actually my wife and I went to Southern part of WV to a town called Logan and uh wow that place was a ghetto. We went further north and it became a little more normal but Southern WV is not a very nice place.
That's the scary part of WV (the type of place I wouldn't venture into)...kinda like half of Alabama. If you go farther north toward Huntington and Charleston it's not so bad.
This post was edited on 9/13/09 at 8:02 pm
Posted on 9/13/09 at 8:02 pm to Tiger n Miami AU83
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He called AU a "shithole"
But it's true.
Posted on 9/13/09 at 8:03 pm to Tiger n Miami AU83
Oh my God you are kidding me right? Auburn is 1 street.
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