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To funny!
Posted on 9/9/09 at 8:35 am
Posted on 9/9/09 at 8:35 am
And for SEC Fans:
HOW MANY SEC STUDENTS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?
At VANDERBILT: it takes two, one to change the bulb and one more to explain how they did it every bit as good a s the bulbs changed at Harvard.
At GEORGIA : it takes two, one to change the bulb and one to phone an engineer at Georgia Tech for instructions..
At FLORIDA : it takes four, one to screw in the bulb and three to figure out how to get stoned off the old one.
At ALABAMA : it takes five, one to change it, three to reminisce about how The Bear would have done it, and one to throw the old bulb at an NCAA investigator.
At OLE MISS: it takes six, one to change it, two to mix the drinks and three to find the perfect J. Crew outfit to wear for the occasion.
At LSU: it takes seven, and each one gets credit for five Semester hours.
At KENTUCKY: it takes eight, one to screw it in and seven to discuss how much brighter it seems to shine during basketball season.
At TENNESSEE: it takes ten, two to figure out how to screw it in, two to buy an orange lampshade, and six to phone a radio call-in show and talk about how much they hate Alabama.
At MISSISSIPPI STATE : it takes fifteen, one to screw in the bulb, two to buy the Skoal, and twelve to yell, "GO TO HELL, OLE MISS".
At AUBURN: it takes one hundred, one to change it, forty-nine to talk about how they did it better than at Bama, and fifty to get drunk and roll Toomer's Corner when finished.
At SOUTH CAROLINA : it takes 80,000, one to screw it in and 79,999 to discuss how this finally will be the year that they have a decent football team.
At ARKANSAS : None. There is no electricity in Arkansas
HOW MANY SEC STUDENTS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?
At VANDERBILT: it takes two, one to change the bulb and one more to explain how they did it every bit as good a s the bulbs changed at Harvard.
At GEORGIA : it takes two, one to change the bulb and one to phone an engineer at Georgia Tech for instructions..
At FLORIDA : it takes four, one to screw in the bulb and three to figure out how to get stoned off the old one.
At ALABAMA : it takes five, one to change it, three to reminisce about how The Bear would have done it, and one to throw the old bulb at an NCAA investigator.
At OLE MISS: it takes six, one to change it, two to mix the drinks and three to find the perfect J. Crew outfit to wear for the occasion.
At LSU: it takes seven, and each one gets credit for five Semester hours.
At KENTUCKY: it takes eight, one to screw it in and seven to discuss how much brighter it seems to shine during basketball season.
At TENNESSEE: it takes ten, two to figure out how to screw it in, two to buy an orange lampshade, and six to phone a radio call-in show and talk about how much they hate Alabama.
At MISSISSIPPI STATE : it takes fifteen, one to screw in the bulb, two to buy the Skoal, and twelve to yell, "GO TO HELL, OLE MISS".
At AUBURN: it takes one hundred, one to change it, forty-nine to talk about how they did it better than at Bama, and fifty to get drunk and roll Toomer's Corner when finished.
At SOUTH CAROLINA : it takes 80,000, one to screw it in and 79,999 to discuss how this finally will be the year that they have a decent football team.
At ARKANSAS : None. There is no electricity in Arkansas
Posted on 9/9/09 at 8:38 am to Tompy45
not really funny the fifth time around, or the first time for that matter
Posted on 9/9/09 at 8:38 am to Tompy45
How many Utah students does it take to change a light bulb?
who cares? They beat Bama
who cares? They beat Bama
Posted on 9/9/09 at 8:40 am to Tompy45
How many University of Munich students does it take?
Posted on 9/9/09 at 8:41 am to NorthGwinnettTiger
How many Germans does it take to ban you?
Posted on 9/9/09 at 8:41 am to ksayetiger
Never read that. My mom always taught me that if I didn't have anything nice to say, don't say it at all. Considering that, my comments are as follows:
Posted on 9/9/09 at 8:43 am to AuburnCPA
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How many Germans does it take to ban you?
Who you talking to?
Posted on 9/9/09 at 8:43 am to m2pro
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University of Utah Graduate
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To funny
This post was edited on 9/9/09 at 8:44 am
Posted on 9/9/09 at 8:44 am to NorthGwinnettTiger
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Who you talking to?
the Bama arse kicking mormon who started the thread
Posted on 9/9/09 at 8:45 am to TideHater
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who cares? They beat Bama
OK....we beat you and???
Posted on 9/9/09 at 9:00 am to woopiginaustin
quote:It was a dedication
To funny
Posted on 9/9/09 at 9:04 am to AuburnCPA
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the Bama arse kicking mormon who started the thread
Oh, that guy...
Posted on 9/9/09 at 9:07 am to 1BIGTigerFan
How many Auburn/LSU fans will continue to cheer for the Utes since their team couldn't get it done???
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