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An Auburn Man's Letter to the Delusional Bammer Nation
Posted on 4/29/09 at 10:33 am
Posted on 4/29/09 at 10:33 am
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Posted on 4/29/09 at 10:43 am to GOBAMA90
This pretty much sums up Auburn Tiger football for pretty much ever.....
Well this and Bo Jackson.
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You see, I'm an Auburn Tiger. I don't care about the past. I don't even care about yesterday. I don't even care about this last sentence I just typed. Or this one. Or this one. Or this one. Or this one. Or this one.
Or this one.
I just care about this: We beat y'all 6 years in a row
Well this and Bo Jackson.
Posted on 4/29/09 at 10:47 am to deaux68
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Well this and Bo Jackson.
Bo Jackson is the shite
Posted on 4/29/09 at 10:49 am to Bo Knows
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Bo Jackson was the shite before he got hawked down and broke his hip
Fixed
Posted on 4/29/09 at 10:49 am to GOBAMA90
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The final scene will be a montage scene of five-stars signing with Auburn and The Chiz climbing various mountains, all set to the song "You're the Best" from The Karate Kid.
There will be 8 deleted scenes on the Special Edition "Auburn Tigers" Unrated Edition: The Chiz Is On The Prowl Edition: DVD Edition DVD. Seven of them will be of Nick Saban crying like a bitch because Auburn has signed all his five-stars. The other one will be a montage of The Chiz starting fires in the rain and flexing, which will be set to the song "You're the Best" from The Karate Kid.
In fact, any time The Chiz appears onscreen, it will be to the song "You're the Best" from The Karate Kid. He will not even have any dialogue in the entire movie. Every scene he is in will be a badass montage of him winning everything and signing five-stars.
Posted on 4/29/09 at 10:59 am to Jalbow3
'You're the best around. Nothings gonna ever keep you down. You're the best around!'
great song IMO
great song IMO
Posted on 4/29/09 at 11:04 am to Jalbow3
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See? We are living high off the hog down here on the plains, what with our magnetic limos and shite.
What was that Bammer? You are adding onto your stadium again? I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you. The windows in my magnetic limo were rolled up.
Posted on 4/29/09 at 12:41 pm to GOBAMA90
Wow. Stupid barner.
Posted on 4/29/09 at 12:44 pm to Crimsoncutie98
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Bo Jackson was the shite before he got hawked down and broke his hip
stay classy deaux
Posted on 4/29/09 at 1:02 pm to GOBAMA90
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Well, look who went and got fancy this time.
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We are living high off the hog down here on the plains, what with our magnetic limos and shite
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When my kid turns 16, he ain't getting no Jeep. He's getting a fricking limo. I'll lease the shite outta that thing.
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The Chiz will be honored with the Nobel Peace prize for signing five-stars and ending the recession
all of this shite is classic!
Posted on 4/29/09 at 1:15 pm to chinese58
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all of this shite is classic!
That was pretty funny...Posted on 4/29/09 at 1:18 pm to chinese58
I lol'd every time he called it a magnetic limo.
Posted on 4/29/09 at 1:20 pm to Tiger n Miami AU83
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Do you think we care how you got Forrest Gump qualified academically even though he was dumber than Eric Ramsey on novocaine?
Posted on 4/29/09 at 1:24 pm to Elleshoe
Eric Ramsey is a good American 
This post was edited on 4/29/09 at 1:25 pm
Posted on 4/29/09 at 1:25 pm to tuck
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Eric Ramsey is a good american
Posted on 4/29/09 at 1:28 pm to Tiger n Miami AU83
Posted on 4/29/09 at 1:47 pm to tuck
Other clasics from that site...
Great site!
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Top 10 teams Gene Chizik has beaten:
1) South Dakota State
2) Kansas State
3) Iowa
4) Colorado
5) Kent State
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DID YOU KNOW?
- If you multiply Gene Chizik’s winning percentage by four, it comes out to .832, which is 8 points higher than Paul “Bear” Bryant’s winning percentage at Alabama (.824). War Eagle!
- Tommy Tuberville was fired for winning 5 games. Gene Chizik was hired for winning 5 games.
- Nick Saban-Gene Chizik 2008 regular season win/loss differential: Saban (+12), Chizik (-8) = Nick Saban, +20.
- If Gene Chizik’s winning percentage (20.8) were a person, it would not be able to legally drink.
Great site!
Posted on 4/29/09 at 1:49 pm to tuck
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Tell me this bammers. Do you smell what The Chiz is cooking?
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