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Yoga pants hotties gym etiquette

Posted on 8/30/16 at 7:42 pm
Posted by BlackPawnMartyr
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2010
15285 posts
Posted on 8/30/16 at 7:42 pm
So what is your idea of proper gym etiquette when encountering all of these fit girls in spandex tights. I look around and i see tons of tights that hug every square inch of their curves. Some of them so tight they go up the crack and cling to the gap. I saw one girl the other day have a bar behind her head and she bent straight down arse up and i could see a fairly clear outline of the vag. Wasnt even trying to look but she was standing literally 6-8 ft in front of my bench.


So how do you handle these situations? Do you constantly avoid looking being the ever proper gentleman. Do you just stare as you wish, if they wanted to hide it they would have worn something that doesnt flaunt it. Do you only use the mirrors or scan the whole gym method where you slyly move your eyes from one side to side then dart down for a quick peak just at the right moment.
































Obligatory pics...



















This post was edited on 8/30/16 at 8:11 pm
Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 8/30/16 at 7:48 pm to
Look if she's hot, don't look if she's not. If she's hot, approach her. If not, don't approach her. I recommend you get more sex in your life though.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61547 posts
Posted on 8/30/16 at 7:54 pm to
Look but dont stare. And no "accidental" brushing up against her.


Im serious about that


Posted by 870Hog
99999 posts
Member since Jul 2011
16189 posts
Posted on 8/30/16 at 7:58 pm to
Might want to edit that last pic out.
Posted by BlackPawnMartyr
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2010
15285 posts
Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:11 pm to
Alright just in case i guess. I never know what the rules are here. Just wanted a close up of the front to illustrate the point.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24085 posts
Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:12 pm to
I disagree..that pic needs to be zoomed in.
Posted by 870Hog
99999 posts
Member since Jul 2011
16189 posts
Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:14 pm to
not positive myself but never know if a admin is having a bad day, there is a NSFW tag thing they used to do that showed the rules.

With that said, great thread.
This post was edited on 8/30/16 at 8:16 pm
Posted by Lilarny
Camden County GA
Member since Aug 2014
108 posts
Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:14 pm to
If she dresses like a whore, stare at that bitch. She shouldn't dress like that of she doesn't want the attention
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55217 posts
Posted on 8/30/16 at 9:11 pm to
I always thought you were gay


I stand erected....errr...corrected
Posted by hawgfaninc
https://youtu.be/torc9P4-k5A
Member since Nov 2011
46313 posts
Posted on 8/30/16 at 9:14 pm to
quote:

Obligatory pics...

totally saved the thread
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
70883 posts
Posted on 8/30/16 at 9:42 pm to
Just stare until she catches you then give her a wink and a tongue flick
Posted by Rockbrc
Attic
Member since Nov 2015
7902 posts
Posted on 8/30/16 at 9:57 pm to
Ogle all you want. That's why they wore them.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124205 posts
Posted on 8/30/16 at 11:20 pm to
Stare at them. Even if they catch you. Keep staring
Posted by vuvuzela
Oregon
Member since Jun 2010
14663 posts
Posted on 8/31/16 at 12:03 am to
It's all about periphery
Posted by crispyUGA
Upstate SC
Member since Feb 2011
15919 posts
Posted on 8/31/16 at 6:09 am to
As she is about to start exercising on a new machine, run up to her and say "Here, let me clean the seat off for you." Then wipe your face. Ladies love a gentleman.
This post was edited on 8/31/16 at 6:20 am
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 8/31/16 at 7:28 am to
quote:

Im serious about that


Damn. "no rock out with your cock out" ?
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 8/31/16 at 7:58 am to
quote:

Ogle all you want. That's why they wore them.


This. Same reason guys strut around in shirts showing off their guns.

Not gonna stare with my tongue hanging out and drooling, but I'm not gonna hide it when I look, either.
Posted by Pinche Cabron
TN
Member since Nov 2015
3639 posts
Posted on 8/31/16 at 8:07 am to

quote:

As she is about to start exercising on a new machine, run up to her and say "Here, let me clean the seat off for you." Then wipe your face. Ladies love a gentleman.



That's awesome
Posted by Pinche Cabron
TN
Member since Nov 2015
3639 posts
Posted on 8/31/16 at 8:09 am to
quote:

Just stare until she catches you then give her a wink and a tongue flick


Be sure you put two fingers up in the shape of a 'V' when you tongue flick
Posted by Kamikaze25
Columbia
Member since Jul 2015
1199 posts
Posted on 8/31/16 at 9:01 am to
quote:

So how do you handle these situations?


Put on sunglasses. They will never know you're looking!
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