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re: WYHI: for the money edition - Melissa McCarthy
Posted on 9/29/15 at 12:04 pm to BowlJackson
Posted on 9/29/15 at 12:04 pm to BowlJackson
Nah.
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Posted on 9/29/15 at 1:53 pm to BowlJackson
Hell, I'd hit it for $20. But I wouldn't keep her...jealousy and all ya know.
Posted on 9/29/15 at 4:06 pm to BowlJackson
I don't think "no" does my response any justice, but no.
Posted on 9/29/15 at 4:13 pm to BallstotheWesleyWall
No more asking up at 5:30/6 am, all the weed and booze I need, vacations wherever I want to go, when I want to go. All I have to do is not bang another chick? Yep. I'm in. Especially since she's probably a funny chick with a good personality. Looks don't last forever, no matter who you marry.
Posted on 9/29/15 at 4:18 pm to CCTider
She's just going to keep getting fatter though.
Posted on 9/29/15 at 4:32 pm to BallstotheWesleyWall
She's actually lost weight recently.
Posted on 9/29/15 at 4:36 pm to MontyFranklyn
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Thats because he is faced with a similar situation with a non famous, less rich fatty
I wish. I wouldn't be posting here asking what you fricks think, I'd do it it in a heartbeat. Non-famous would actually be better because then the whole world wouldn't know I was banging a fatty, just people I knew.
I'd use some of that money to hire a doctor to prescribe me some badass pain killers. I'd be nodding off the whole time and wouldn't even remember banging her. I hear fatties give killer blowjobs too.
Posted on 9/29/15 at 4:38 pm to cas4t
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Can I cheat though?
Read OP and my first response a few posts down. It'd basically have to be a random chance thing, like you happen to run into some slut while walking to the bathroom at a bar or something. Any conventional means of cheating or anything regular would get you caught for sure.
Posted on 9/29/15 at 4:39 pm to BowlJackson
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I hear fatties give killer blowjobs too.
Every extra 10 lbs over the "ideal" results in an extra 1 or 1.5 on the blowie scale. I'm sure it can go above 10, based on innate skill, but at some point I would just pass.
Posted on 9/29/15 at 4:46 pm to HempHead
To be fair to non-fatties, the most incredible head I ever got was from a very skinny preachers daughter. She genuinely loved and got off on sucking dick, and was mind blowingly good
Posted on 9/29/15 at 4:46 pm to BowlJackson
A big fat nope.
Posted on 9/29/15 at 4:48 pm to BowlJackson
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She genuinely loved and got off on sucking dick, and was mind blowingly good
I've known a handful like this. Truly, angels from heaven.
Posted on 9/29/15 at 4:59 pm to BowlJackson
nonononononononononononononono
Posted on 9/29/15 at 9:21 pm to BowlJackson
Nope.
Not good looking at all, not funny, and the second paragraph puts me off even more.
Not good looking at all, not funny, and the second paragraph puts me off even more.
Posted on 9/29/15 at 9:29 pm to BowlJackson
That'll be a negative on that, Houston.
Posted on 9/29/15 at 9:59 pm to BowlJackson
Money is only good if you are banging hot girls because of it.
So no
So no
Posted on 9/30/15 at 10:26 am to Gatorbait2008
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Money is only good if you are banging hot girls because of it.
Great point. $20M will not make you happy. Girls that want that $20M will.
Here is a picture that will help explain how to use your $20M.
Use as many "donkeys" as is necessary to make you happy.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:29 pm to Allyn McKeen
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Great point. $20M will not make you happy.
But it can buy me a boat. And it can buy me a truck to pull it. And it can buy me a Yeti 110 iced down with some landsharks
Posted on 9/30/15 at 2:00 pm to BowlJackson
Can I make her exercise and get on a diet?
Posted on 9/30/15 at 2:10 pm to BowlJackson
Well then nah
I'll stick to making my own money
I'll stick to making my own money
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