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WYHI: for the money edition - Melissa McCarthy
Posted on 9/29/15 at 12:35 am
Posted on 9/29/15 at 12:35 am
She's worth $20 million, and that's sure to go up after ghost busters comes out.
You have to sign a prenup, marry her, and keep her regularly satisfied to have access to the millions. She's super jealous and keeps close tabs on you making it virtually impossible to cheat.
You have to sign a prenup, marry her, and keep her regularly satisfied to have access to the millions. She's super jealous and keeps close tabs on you making it virtually impossible to cheat.
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Posted on 9/29/15 at 12:37 am to BowlJackson
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You have to sign a prenup, marry her, and keep her regularly satisfied to have access to the millions. She's super jealous and keeps close tabs on you making it virtually impossible to cheat.
Nope.
Posted on 9/29/15 at 12:44 am to BowlJackson
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand.
Or so I have read.
Or so I have read.
Posted on 9/29/15 at 12:47 am to BowlJackson
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WYHI
quote:Is this a bait-and-switch or does the 'h' stand for something else, like "harness"?
You have to sign a prenup, marry her, and keep her regularly satisfied to have access to the millions
Posted on 9/29/15 at 12:48 am to BowlJackson
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virtually impossible
Virtually impossible does not mean impossible altogether.
Life, uh... finds a way.
This post was edited on 9/29/15 at 12:49 am
Posted on 9/29/15 at 1:28 am to blue_morrison
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Virtually impossible does not mean impossible altogether.
Life, uh... finds a way.
She monitors your cell phone (tracking and apps to read texts). There's employees at the house making it impossible to bring somebody over. She hired you a bodyguard "for your safety" when you go out that reports back to you.
You can do all the drugs and drinking and fun stuff that goes with being rich, all that's cool with her. You can watch porn and masterbate as long as you're still good to go for Melissa. Just no other women.
Posted on 9/29/15 at 1:37 am to BowlJackson
Your commitment to this thread is questionable, amigo.
Posted on 9/29/15 at 2:05 am to BowlJackson
So I can still drink and get high? All I have to do is keep her sexually satisfied to get access to 20 million? Yep.
Posted on 9/29/15 at 6:55 am to BowlJackson
No
Posted on 9/29/15 at 7:22 am to BowlJackson
Would not frick her with your dick. But..maybe will buy her a sybian. Then it could all work.
This post was edited on 9/29/15 at 7:23 am
Posted on 9/29/15 at 7:41 am to BowlJackson
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You can do all the drugs and drinking and fun stuff that goes with being rich, all that's cool with her. You can watch porn and masterbate as long as you're still good to go for Melissa. Just no other women.
She has a great personality and is just has big bones and a little thick. I don't have to work, Can get all the drugs I want, Can sit around and watch porn while I'm high and then get laid. Sure she isn't physically attractive to me but as long as she is nice and sucks my dick then sure, I could deal.
Posted on 9/29/15 at 8:21 am to BowlJackson
My dad (God rest his sole) always told me to marry for money. You can learn the money
Posted on 9/29/15 at 8:37 am to BowlJackson
I would do it. I would nag her so much about her weight that it would either cause her to go on Extreme Makeover and shed it all, or she'd just bury so much resentment that she'd never want to have sex. Eventually she'd divorce me for grounds outside the prenup, and I'd walk away with my share.
Posted on 9/29/15 at 9:30 am to PrivatePublic
I would sign a pre nup as long as it contained that said on her part that she must drop 125#.
Posted on 9/29/15 at 9:49 am to spacewrangler
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She has a great personality and is just has big bones and a little thick. I don't have to work, Can get all the drugs I want, Can sit around and watch porn while I'm high and then get laid. Sure she isn't physically attractive to me but as long as she is nice and sucks my dick then sure, I could deal.
Yeah, this is a pretty easy decision.. Girls do this shite on the reg, so why can't us dudes have a piece of the "swallow your pride and your vomit and live the easy life"?
Posted on 9/29/15 at 9:53 am to AUbagman
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so why can't us dudes have a piece of the "swallow your pride and your vomit and live the easy life"?
You can, but I don't want that life.
Posted on 9/29/15 at 10:56 am to Pavoloco83
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Would not frick her with your dick. But..maybe will buy her a sybian. Then it could all work.
Dumbass.
Posted on 9/29/15 at 11:43 am to StrawsDrawnAtRandom
quote:Thats because he is faced with a similar situation with a non famous, less rich fatty
Your commitment to this thread is questionable, amigo.
Posted on 9/29/15 at 11:57 am to BowlJackson
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You have to sign a prenup, marry her, and keep her regularly satisfied to have access to the millions. She's super jealous and keeps close tabs on you making it virtually impossible to cheat.
completely defeats the purpose of getting rich overnight.
Can I cheat though?
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