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Would you sex this serial killer??
Posted on 1/18/17 at 12:51 pm
Posted on 1/18/17 at 12:51 pm
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‘Ice cream killer’ is so dangerous, she’s headed to a men’s prison
https://nypost.com/2017/01/17/dangerous-ice-cream-killer-being-moved-to-mens-prison/
Watch out, guys!
An Austrian femme fatale known as the “Ice Cream Killer” will have plenty of new men to choose from at her new lockdown.
Estibaliz Carranza, 38, will be transferred to an all-male prison because she’s too dangerous to be locked up at a women’s facility, but authorities might be playing right into her hands.
The maniacal murderess has a history of luring men into her web and then killing and slicing up their bodies with a chainsaw.
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Posted on 1/18/17 at 12:55 pm to tomsellecksmustache
Nope nice arse and legs though
This post was edited on 1/18/17 at 12:56 pm
Posted on 1/18/17 at 1:38 pm to tomsellecksmustache
She looks like that meth head from Breaking Bad.
Posted on 1/18/17 at 2:09 pm to tomsellecksmustache
Tom Leher song from the 1950's included these lyrics!
I remember dan, the druggist on the corner, 'e
Was never mean or ornery,
He was swell.
He killed his mother-in-law and ground her up real well,
And sprinkled just a bit
Over each banana split.
I remember dan, the druggist on the corner, 'e
Was never mean or ornery,
He was swell.
He killed his mother-in-law and ground her up real well,
And sprinkled just a bit
Over each banana split.
Posted on 1/18/17 at 2:31 pm to tomsellecksmustache
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‘Ice cream killer’ is so dangerous, she’s headed to a men’s prison
She finna get raped. A lot.
She's good looking for sure tho.
Posted on 1/18/17 at 3:06 pm to tomsellecksmustache
Uh... yeah.
Any man says "no" enjoys the company of other men, is lying, or values his life way too much.
And the first thing I Googled today after waking up and looking at Drudge was, "Estibaliz Carranza hot."
Any man says "no" enjoys the company of other men, is lying, or values his life way too much.
And the first thing I Googled today after waking up and looking at Drudge was, "Estibaliz Carranza hot."
This post was edited on 1/18/17 at 3:25 pm
Posted on 1/18/17 at 3:24 pm to tomsellecksmustache
I would but I would make sure I used protection.
See what I did there?
See what I did there?
Posted on 1/18/17 at 3:34 pm to GnashRebel
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See what I did there?
Would you murder that pussy?
See what I did there?
Posted on 1/18/17 at 4:19 pm to DownSouthJukin
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Would you murder that pussy?
See what I did there?
Posted on 1/18/17 at 6:45 pm to tomsellecksmustache
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slicing up their bodies with a chainsaw
If she was using a Poulan and I was not married yea but if
she was using a Stihl frick no.
Posted on 1/18/17 at 6:55 pm to tomsellecksmustache
In.
If you can't beat your woman in a knife fight or pistol duel, you deserve to die.
If you can't beat your woman in a knife fight or pistol duel, you deserve to die.
Posted on 1/18/17 at 7:24 pm to tomsellecksmustache
Not if she had her chain saw with her.
Posted on 1/18/17 at 9:35 pm to tomsellecksmustache
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Carranza will be the first female prisoner to be housed at the state-of-the-art facility, which currently holds 91 men. Thirteen additional female inmates will be transferred there in the near future.
The staff consists of 45 nurses, 18 therapists, four doctors and eight prison guards, The Mirror said.
These staff numbers can't be right, but maybe things are different in Austria.
Posted on 1/18/17 at 10:37 pm to tomsellecksmustache
Girl probably has contraband shaped into a cooch just waiting for you.
Posted on 1/18/17 at 10:54 pm to tomsellecksmustache
Nope.
Casey Anthony tho....
Casey Anthony tho....
Posted on 1/19/17 at 8:53 am to Rebelgator
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Casey Anthony
I'll see your Casey Anthony and raise you Foxy Knoxy.
Posted on 1/19/17 at 9:09 am to DownSouthJukin
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Foxy Knoxy
Smokeshow.
Posted on 1/19/17 at 11:19 am to tomsellecksmustache
Wood, and not think twice
Posted on 1/19/17 at 12:30 pm to tomsellecksmustache
Yep. She'd be known as the "Ice Creampie Killer" from then on.
Posted on 1/19/17 at 12:35 pm to tomsellecksmustache
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In 2012, she was sentenced to life behind bars for the dismemberment murders of her ex-husband and her onetime lover on separate occasions. She shot them both in the head, carved up their bodies, stored their parts in a freezer and buried their remains under the concrete floor of her sweet shop. She then hung air fresheners to hide the smell of their rotting corpses.
I'm good...
my wife is hotter anyways
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