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re: Would you date a stripper?
Posted on 5/23/15 at 2:46 pm to hawgfaninc
Posted on 5/23/15 at 2:46 pm to hawgfaninc
No fricking way
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Posted on 5/23/15 at 3:19 pm to hawgfaninc
For about an hour maybe.
Posted on 5/23/15 at 4:59 pm to hawgfaninc
Sure. Dated one for 2 years. Was a CPA with a masters degree as well. Greatest damn tits ever. Worked in topless only club and made about $150k a year working weekends. Quit dancing when she started to work in the Big 4, but got burnt out on the 70 hour work weeks after 3 years, went back to stripping and made several hundred thousand and bought a couple of houses.
Not sure what happened to her, but frankly I was jealous. She had her head on straight and made rational decisions and a frick load of money before she was 25 and got a masters. Honestly, if I was a hot chick with awesome tits, damn straight I would be a stripper.
Not sure what happened to her, but frankly I was jealous. She had her head on straight and made rational decisions and a frick load of money before she was 25 and got a masters. Honestly, if I was a hot chick with awesome tits, damn straight I would be a stripper.
Posted on 5/23/15 at 5:21 pm to hawgfaninc
I'd stick my weiner in the right one, but would not date.
Posted on 5/23/15 at 6:03 pm to hawgfaninc
When I was your age I might have if she was fine.
But take the advice of someone with a little more experience.......don't do it.
If you fall for her and want to get serious and she doesn't want to give up the job and cash......nothing but pain and misery for you my friend.
But take the advice of someone with a little more experience.......don't do it.
If you fall for her and want to get serious and she doesn't want to give up the job and cash......nothing but pain and misery for you my friend.
Posted on 5/23/15 at 6:26 pm to hawgfaninc
I do not think so. The shine would wear off fast
Posted on 5/23/15 at 6:30 pm to BluegrassBelle
Can I watch?
Posted on 5/23/15 at 8:44 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
I should probably add that when I dated the one I dated, she had quit stripping and was working an office job those two years.
I don't think I could date one I really liked while she was dancing. Would probably be too stressful going to sleep when she was going to strip.
I don't think I could date one I really liked while she was dancing. Would probably be too stressful going to sleep when she was going to strip.
Posted on 5/23/15 at 8:58 pm to Tiger n Miami AU83
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Honestly, if I was a hot chick
take your thumb out yo arse.
Posted on 5/23/15 at 11:36 pm to hawgfaninc
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Would you date a stripper?
Would I date one?
Hell, I've tried marrying some.
The Good Lord was looking after me on those nights though ....
Posted on 5/24/15 at 12:07 am to scrooster
i will cut my dick off, dip it in a petri dish of ebola and eat it before i go on a date with another stripper in my life. I have never, and when I say never, I literally mean never, met a waitress that wasn't either
1. a whore
2. a druggie
3. thought she was a 9 because of all the guys hitting on her when she really was a 6 or a 7
4. horrible with money and bills
I have never had a positive experience with strippers. I've tired. I've done one better than tried. I dated a girl that worked at Dillards and TURNED her into a stripper lol.
They aren't smart enough to get a real job. They get off on the guys looking at them.
not only that. because of the crap arse hours most work, most can and do easily get away with cheating. i fvcked one that use to always spend the night at my house when she got off at 4am would just tell her husband (lol) she was staying at a co workers house instead of driving to 40 miles home.
I have nothing personal against strippers. I like strippers lol. They are fun. But to think that the women that gives 40 dollar lap dances is gonna 5 years later be okay with waking up at 7am and making you bacon and eggs and shite just isn't happening
1. a whore
2. a druggie
3. thought she was a 9 because of all the guys hitting on her when she really was a 6 or a 7
4. horrible with money and bills
I have never had a positive experience with strippers. I've tired. I've done one better than tried. I dated a girl that worked at Dillards and TURNED her into a stripper lol.
They aren't smart enough to get a real job. They get off on the guys looking at them.
not only that. because of the crap arse hours most work, most can and do easily get away with cheating. i fvcked one that use to always spend the night at my house when she got off at 4am would just tell her husband (lol) she was staying at a co workers house instead of driving to 40 miles home.
I have nothing personal against strippers. I like strippers lol. They are fun. But to think that the women that gives 40 dollar lap dances is gonna 5 years later be okay with waking up at 7am and making you bacon and eggs and shite just isn't happening
Posted on 5/24/15 at 2:06 pm to vengeanceofrain
Posted on 5/24/15 at 4:03 pm to hawgfaninc
Yes
Posted on 5/24/15 at 9:05 pm to hawgfaninc
If you are dating them you are doing something wrong. They are strictly catch and release.
Posted on 5/26/15 at 10:49 am to jeffturnright
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If you are dating them you are doing something wrong. They are strictly catch and release.
Actually, back in the late 80s my buddy, I'll call him Joe for the purpose of this post ... and I were at this Hooter's where he met a Hooter's girl (she worked as a Hooter's girl by day and stripper by night) who he eventually married.
They are still married to this day. Three kids. He's about to retire as one of the senior commanders of Para Rescue.
So nothing applies 100% of the time but I do get your gist.
Posted on 5/26/15 at 11:34 am to vengeanceofrain
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But to think that the women that gives 40 dollar lap dances is gonna 5 years later be okay with waking up at 7am and making you bacon and eggs and shite just isn't happening
That is really the problem.
Stripping/hookering is an exciting life. You meet lots of new people, and many of them worship you as part of the job. That includes many perks.
It can be hard to give that up for a boring family life. Sure maybe some can lie to themselves and say they want that stability, but after a few years of boredom they want to go back to the party. Basically the Suzy Favor Hamilton story.
Maybe, just maybe, if the girl did it a while ago in college and was used to a normal life when I started dating her, THAT might be cool. But to date an active stripper is asking for trouble, especially one with a kid because she just wants some chump to raise her kid on the side while she parties.
Posted on 5/26/15 at 11:46 am to hawgfaninc
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And when it all boils down you gonna find in the end
a bitch is a bitch, but a Dogg is a man's best friend
So what you found you a hoe that you like
But you can't make a hoe a housewife
This post was edited on 5/26/15 at 11:47 am
Posted on 5/26/15 at 11:59 am to hawgfaninc
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Would you date a stripper?
Hell to the no. I dont share well.
Posted on 5/27/15 at 10:01 am to hawgfaninc
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Would you date a stripper?
You mean again? No, I'm married.
Posted on 5/27/15 at 11:07 am to hawgfaninc
frick no for so many reasons
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