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Who wins in a fight: male midget vs. average size female?

Posted on 7/4/15 at 12:12 am
Posted by Legendary0903
Tree Fiddy Green Money
Member since Jan 2014
4416 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 12:12 am
Help me settle this debate (one between myself and myself).

Eta: 4'00" 95 lbs. Vs. 5'6" 145 lbs.
This post was edited on 7/4/15 at 12:28 am
Posted by blue_morrison
Member since Jan 2013
5103 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 12:14 am to
Define average female

Triggered
Posted by Rebel Land Shark
Member since Jul 2013
30161 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 12:31 am to
Depends on the midget and what you mean by average female.
Posted by DirtyDawg
President of the East Cobb Snobs
Member since Aug 2013
15539 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 12:39 am to
I'd go midget.


Those frickers have the leverage.
Posted by hawgfaninc
https://youtu.be/torc9P4-k5A
Member since Nov 2011
46258 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 12:49 am to
Posted by BarberitosDawg
Lee County Florida across causeway
Member since Oct 2013
9914 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 5:28 am to
Would this make for the best half time show in the history of the Superbowl:

The Undertaker vs all the midget 'wrasslers in a battle royal.
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
16285 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 9:13 am to
Definitely Midget.

This is an underrated thread, and it's a shame people like political topics better than mantastic thoughts like this.
Posted by CrimsonChin
the gutter.
Member since Feb 2010
5857 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 9:35 am to
I'll go with the little people.
Posted by Legendary0903
Tree Fiddy Green Money
Member since Jan 2014
4416 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 2:03 pm to
So we all agree the midget would win... case closed.
Posted by SamuelClemens
Earth
Member since Feb 2015
11727 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 2:59 pm to
What if the woman is transgendered?
Posted by tWildcat
Verona, KY
Member since Oct 2014
19283 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 8:37 pm to
Probably the midget.

I googled "midget man vs full grown woman". Some interesting results.
Posted by CajunTiger_225
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
9201 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 8:55 pm to
Dude 5'6 145lbs is not an average female, that's a pretty hefty girl.
Posted by Legendary0903
Tree Fiddy Green Money
Member since Jan 2014
4416 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 9:40 pm to
Have you looked around America, bra? 200 lbs may not even be enough to cover the average chick anymore.
Posted by GoldenDawg
Dawg in Exile
Member since Oct 2013
19046 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 11:35 pm to
I knew a girl who puked every time she saw a midget.

Midgets freak chicks out.

Midget wins and it's not close. Unless it's a Black Friday sale or something. Then midget is doomed.
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 11:48 pm to
A full size bitch would whip the arse off a midget. Just on leverage and quickness.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24046 posts
Posted on 7/5/15 at 12:11 am to
quote:

A full size bitch would whip the arse off a midget. Just on leverage and quickness.


Midget wins, and you are very wrong about leverage.

Midget whips on "model"

The video is pretty lame, so skip a couple minutes ahead, to the actual match
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 7/5/15 at 1:49 am to
quote:

Eta: 4'00" 95 lbs. Vs. 5'6" 145 lbs.




Poor midget having to take on a heavyweight.
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 7/5/15 at 10:39 am to
Google searches on midgets vs full size women are very educational I must say...
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
16285 posts
Posted on 7/5/15 at 10:44 am to
heads to google

ETA



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This post was edited on 7/5/15 at 10:48 am
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