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when you wake up this morning, thank God

Posted on 5/20/16 at 6:39 am
Posted by JacketFan77
Tiger, GA
Member since Nov 2012
2554 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 6:39 am
Here in my house, things feel kinda odd - no barking from the dogs, clear skies, no smog.
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
21365 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 6:44 am to
Last time something like that happened to me I thought rapture had happened and I missed out.
Posted by Mr. Blutarski
Hattiesburg, MS
Member since Oct 2012
1756 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 7:11 am to
And mama cooked the breakfast with no hog
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
75242 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 7:33 am to
I thanked my alarm clock
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95872 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 7:37 am to
I thank my keurig
Posted by GnashRebel
Member since May 2015
8174 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 8:32 am to
I thank God every day.
Posted by pvilleguru
Member since Jun 2009
60453 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 8:35 am to
Last week I fricked around and got a triple double.
Posted by BlackPawnMartyr
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2010
15286 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 8:42 am to
quote:

I thanked my alarm clock



Mine too, all 3x.
Posted by stomp
Bama
Member since Nov 2014
3705 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 8:49 am to
And my Jimmy runs deep. So deep, put her arse to sleep
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
69895 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 8:54 am to
If I don't have to use the AK, I'll have to say it was a good day.
Posted by Year of the Dragon
Member since Feb 2016
404 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 9:10 am to
When I woke up this morning I thanked my parents for giving me good genes and myself for making healthy lifestyle choices.
This post was edited on 5/20/16 at 9:31 am
Posted by JRoweMDN
Florida
Member since Jan 2016
703 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 9:10 am to
I gotta go cause I got me a drop top And if I hit the switch, I can make the arse drop
Posted by BlackPawnMartyr
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2010
15286 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 9:15 am to
Jumped In The Fo' Hit The Juice On Ma Ride. I Got Front Back, And Side To Side. Then I Let The Alpine Play. Pumpin New shite By Nwa
Posted by Kamikaze25
Columbia
Member since Jul 2015
1199 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 9:47 am to
quote:

Last week I fricked around and got a triple double


I always frick around and get a triple double, bruh
Posted by JacketFan77
Tiger, GA
Member since Nov 2012
2554 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 10:22 am to
I now know who the real G's are on tRant
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
17873 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 11:06 am to
When people don't realize o'shay is a Muslim
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 11:51 am to
When I woke up this morning, I thought of Einstein's view of timelessness. There is no past or future, only now.

Time is merely a way of measuring change. We mark time by the changes we observe around us.

Posted by moloz
The North Shore
Member since Oct 2013
375 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 12:32 pm to
I saw the lights of the Goodyear blimb and it said, "moloz's a pimp."
Posted by Stacked
Member since Apr 2012
5675 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 1:39 pm to
quote:

I now know who all the white boys who don't know the lyrics to 'It was a good day' by Ice Cube are on tRant


Fixed it for you. This whole thread is hilariously awful. Starting from the thread title.
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95872 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 1:44 pm to
I'm not going to recognize that shite at 8:30 am on a Friday

Went right over my head
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