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When was the last time you shite your pants?

Posted on 12/29/15 at 11:29 pm
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
70878 posts
Posted on 12/29/15 at 11:29 pm
In college I once had a terrible stomach bug and just kept waking up in a jolt, having to dead sprint to the bathroom. In the fraternity house. Didn't make it one time and it was bad. I sat there with shite covered drawers, on the toilet, while also vomiting in a trash can. That night was terrible.

So when was the last time you shite your pants?
Posted by Gr8t8s
Member since Oct 2009
2578 posts
Posted on 12/29/15 at 11:32 pm to
Just now
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
70878 posts
Posted on 12/29/15 at 11:33 pm to
Jamal?
Posted by Gr8t8s
Member since Oct 2009
2578 posts
Posted on 12/29/15 at 11:34 pm to
Les Miles
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
70878 posts
Posted on 12/29/15 at 11:34 pm to
nice
Posted by Gr8t8s
Member since Oct 2009
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Posted on 12/29/15 at 11:35 pm to
Posted by AUbagman
LA
Member since Jun 2014
10560 posts
Posted on 12/29/15 at 11:42 pm to
I can't remember, so probably when I was in diapers. I will say though, I've come close before. Not having a gallbladder puts you in some sudden, dire situations.
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
70878 posts
Posted on 12/29/15 at 11:45 pm to


Man I get a bug about every other year that makes me scared

I spent last Christmas asleep in the bathroom to be sure I didn't shite/throw up in the bed

Posted by HamzooReb
Utah
Member since Mar 2013
11981 posts
Posted on 12/29/15 at 11:47 pm to
When I was a baby
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
70878 posts
Posted on 12/29/15 at 11:47 pm to
So you didn't party
Posted by blue_morrison
Member since Jan 2013
5103 posts
Posted on 12/29/15 at 11:54 pm to
Bout tree minutes ago
Posted by p0845330
Member since Aug 2013
5699 posts
Posted on 12/29/15 at 11:55 pm to
Yesterday
Posted by BamaChick
Terminus
Member since Dec 2008
21393 posts
Posted on 12/30/15 at 12:37 am to
I won't go into detail but let's just say that having the onset of food poisoning while driving on an stretch of interstate without an exit for 17 miles is a real bad time.
Posted by SurfTide
San Diego, CA
Member since Nov 2015
1658 posts
Posted on 12/30/15 at 12:44 am to
shite myself during marching drills during bootcamp. Proceeded to keep marching for another hour before returning to the barracks. It was a warm day. Felt sorry for the guy behind me.
Posted by Stonehog
Platinum Rewards Club
Member since Aug 2011
33326 posts
Posted on 12/30/15 at 12:54 am to
Three times a day, just like clockwork.
Posted by VolInBavaria
Chattanooga, TN
Member since Dec 2015
4026 posts
Posted on 12/30/15 at 1:11 am to
2nd grade. Thought I had to fart but shite myself. Asked to use the bathroom, went in the stall, wiped my arse, put the shite stained underwear in the garbage and went commando the rest of the day
Posted by Crowknowsbest
Member since May 2012
25869 posts
Posted on 12/30/15 at 6:30 am to
Never trust a fart
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90404 posts
Posted on 12/30/15 at 7:28 am to
I think when I was about 10 years old (15 yrs ago) I had a terrible stomach bug and would feel fine then it'd hit me out of nowhere with diarrhea and I couldn't make it from the living room to the bathroom without shitting my pants...got to where I had to sit in the bathroom for 2 days reading books so i wouldn't shite myself. Prior to that it was when I was a toddler
Posted by Sneaky__Sally
Member since Jul 2015
12364 posts
Posted on 12/30/15 at 7:31 am to
sunday morning like three weeks ago

- maybe 4
This post was edited on 12/30/15 at 7:32 am
Posted by UMRealist
Member since Feb 2013
35360 posts
Posted on 12/30/15 at 7:50 am to
Last year I left a Mexican restaurant and thought I had to fart..... Thought..
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