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What is wrong with old men today?
Posted on 10/19/15 at 10:10 am
Posted on 10/19/15 at 10:10 am
Do they not remember when their old man used to worry that they were all a bunch of bell bottom wearing, long haired fruits? Of course, not every dude in the 60's wore bell bottoms, just like the majority of dudes today aren't fem-nazi, Capri-wearing girly men like the old timers claim they see everywhere.
Your dad's thought you all were being completely gay. Now y'all think we're being very gay. We're gonna tthink the next generation is being pretty fricking gay and we'll dismiss reminders of our Capri-wearing femi-nazi past. Just like you old fogies have done with your long haired hippies.
And If you had anything remotely as awesome as an iPhone or Android back then instead of Lincoln logs and tin toys, you'd never have put it down either.
Your dad's thought you all were being completely gay. Now y'all think we're being very gay. We're gonna tthink the next generation is being pretty fricking gay and we'll dismiss reminders of our Capri-wearing femi-nazi past. Just like you old fogies have done with your long haired hippies.
And If you had anything remotely as awesome as an iPhone or Android back then instead of Lincoln logs and tin toys, you'd never have put it down either.
This post was edited on 10/19/15 at 11:53 am
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Posted on 10/19/15 at 10:15 am to Stacked
Stop being gay.
Posted on 10/19/15 at 10:28 am to Stacked
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What is wrong with old men today?
Not a got damn thing...
Posted on 10/19/15 at 10:30 am to Stacked
Their penocs don't work without pills, and dey wimmenz be thirsty AF.
Posted on 10/19/15 at 11:18 am to Stacked
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Capri-wearing girly men
Hmmmmm
This post was edited on 10/19/15 at 11:19 am
Posted on 10/19/15 at 11:22 am to The Spleen
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Do they not remember when their old man used to call them a bunch of bell bottom wearing, long haired fruits?
You totally missed the point of my post. Yes, each generation finds differences with the younger generation but throughout all time they were united in the pursuit of getting laid. This generation seems more interested in texting and playing computer games than getting laid (watching internet porn and fapping does not count) which is unusual and will not produce children or grandchildren.
Maybe I am old but I prefer dancing and having sex to texting and playing Halo. A good woman is far warmer than any cell phone I ever held and her scent is not replicated in some Xbox. Maybe I just like to use all my senses and can not understand a generation that only wants to use 2 or 3 of them?
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Their penocs don't work without pills, and dey wimmenz be thirsty AF.
My old man lived till a week short of 100 and his pencil worked fine till damn near the end. He had no cell phone and no little blue pill but he damn sure liked pussy right up till the end.
Posted on 10/19/15 at 11:28 am to Cheese Grits
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My old man lived till a week short of 100 and his pencil worked fine till damn near the end
Uh, that's a little weird that you know that.
Posted on 10/19/15 at 11:33 am to The Spleen
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Uh, that's a little weird that you know that.
I take it you have never spent time in a retirement community? The staff knows pretty much what goes on with the residents. As he outlived most of his competition he was popular with younger women in their late 60's to early 80's.
Posted on 10/19/15 at 11:34 am to Stacked
Posted on 10/19/15 at 11:36 am to hogminer
Because high fashion is always a good indication of what normal people are wearing.
Posted on 10/19/15 at 11:37 am to Cheese Grits
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Cheese Grits
Seems like you have a twisted idea of what you think men should be. You act like the perfect man is a grunting baboon who thinks about nothing but pussy. Of course everyone likes porking, but if that's all you think about then I feel sorry for you.
The same brain chemicals are released when you do anything you enjoy, whether it be having sex or playing video games. Who are you to judge someone because of how they enjoy themselves?
Posted on 10/19/15 at 11:54 am to Stonehog
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Who are you to judge someone because of how they enjoy themselves?
Because most of the folks I hang with want some damn grandchildren!
I know you are probably trolling because it is what you do but nature made men and women to produce the next generation of men and women. If the younger generation is more interested in internet porn than real live sex then over time they will not produce offspring. In addition the lack of real life interaction and social ineptness means communication skills will be poor or non existant which is the basis of what it means to be human.
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Of course everyone likes porking
You would think, but kids today seem oblivious to it.
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I feel sorry for you.
Well, like that is your opinion but I won't worry about your opinion in the least the next time I find myself dancing with an attractive woman.
Posted on 10/19/15 at 12:05 pm to Cheese Grits
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everyone loves porking.
You would think, but kids today seem oblivious to it.
Yeah, kids today aren't having any sex at all. There totally isn't tv shows called Teen Mom that glorify it.
If anything, maybe my generation has taken notice of things like risk of teen pregnancy and put their focus in safer alternatives. Sorry we're not making you enough grandchildren though. That seems to be at the center of this for you.
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Posted on 10/19/15 at 12:05 pm to Stacked
GET OFF MY DAMN LAWN!!!!
Posted on 10/19/15 at 12:10 pm to Stacked
Youth is fleeting my friend, as I am now soon you shall be prepare for death and follow me....
Posted on 10/19/15 at 12:10 pm to Cheese Grits
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nature made men and women to produce the next generation of men and women.
PLENTY of people are having kids. We're not exactly low on population.
Posted on 10/19/15 at 12:23 pm to Stacked
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And If you had anything remotely as awesome as an iPhone or Android back then instead of Lincoln logs and tin toys, you'd never have put it down either.
Well, we did have Cherry Bombs, TNT's, M 80"s and Black Cats to blow stuff up with. There's that.
Posted on 10/19/15 at 12:24 pm to Stacked
How did only a handful of people realize that Stacked was being satirical?
Bravo, good sir. Although you missed the SDAR reference.
Bravo, good sir. Although you missed the SDAR reference.
Posted on 10/19/15 at 1:03 pm to StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Speak of the devil, take Straws for instance. Perfect example. He fricks exclusively teens now. See, we're silly for pussy!
On a serious note, can you not play Xbox and frick girls also? Not sure why they're being talked about as mutually exclusive?
On a serious note, can you not play Xbox and frick girls also? Not sure why they're being talked about as mutually exclusive?
Posted on 10/19/15 at 1:11 pm to Stacked
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What is wrong with old men today?
You'll think differently when you are older. I assume you are a know it all young punk right now.
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