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What are some oft unspoken rules?
Posted on 1/26/15 at 7:22 am
Posted on 1/26/15 at 7:22 am
- The nod. Up for people you know, down for people you don't.
- Never take the middle urinal
- Don't talk whilst pissing
- Never take the middle urinal
- Don't talk whilst pissing
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Posted on 1/26/15 at 7:26 am to KSGamecock
Never attempt a bunt in the later innings when there is a no-hitter on the line.
Posted on 1/26/15 at 7:26 am to KSGamecock
Ask if I'm done with the bench press before hoping on and changing all my weight you degenerate frickstick. I can't wait till all these fat sorry losers break their resolutions. Join the gym in July, count.
Posted on 1/26/15 at 7:30 am to Patton
Third on a match.
Posted on 1/26/15 at 7:33 am to Patton
Ex gf's of friends: 4 day initial grace period, add 1.5 days for every month they were together, round up (if she breaks up with him 2x multiplier on the total)
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Posted on 1/26/15 at 7:42 am to KSGamecock
If you ask wifey what's wrong, and she says, "nothing," then everything is, is fact, wrong.
Posted on 1/26/15 at 7:54 am to KSGamecock
When someone flashes their brights at you:
1. Make sure lights are on
2. Slow down for accident/cop
1. Make sure lights are on
2. Slow down for accident/cop
Posted on 1/26/15 at 7:58 am to TbirdSpur2010
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If you ask wifey what's wrong, and she says, "nothing," then everything is, is fact, wrong.
Also, the word "Fine" should raise warning flags.
Posted on 1/26/15 at 8:16 am to SWCBonfire
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Never attempt a bunt in the later innings when there is a no-hitter on the line.
frick that. I'm doing what I can to win the game. Most baseball fans care way too much about stats.
Posted on 1/26/15 at 8:30 am to KSGamecock
The use of a courtesy flush in a public restroom.
Posted on 1/26/15 at 8:40 am to KSGamecock
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- Don't talk whilst pissing
I always try to make everyone as uncomfortable as possible when I'm pissing in a public restroom.
Posted on 1/26/15 at 8:44 am to TbirdSpur2010
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If you ask wifey what's wrong, and she says, "nothing," then everything is, is fact, wrong.
Asking if something is wrong is the problem in this as there is in fact something always wrong and must be assumed at all times.
Posted on 1/26/15 at 8:50 am to CheeseburgerEddie
Don't snort the last line of coke on the mirror if someone else has been laying out the rails. Unless they're not looking.
Posted on 1/26/15 at 8:54 am to TbirdSpur2010
She knows not to play that game with me. Early on I started immediately and convincingly playing ignorant of that whole game. When she would say nothing, or fine, I would just say okay and then go about my business like everything was hunky-dory. She got really mad at first but then I told her I wasn't going to play that game and if she wanted me to sit there and try and pry it out of her, then she was going to be disappointed. I still do try and pry it out of her and do the whole are you sure? Are you sure? Sometimes but she doesn't do it nearly as much as when we first were dating. Now she just says "I don't want to talk about it right now, I'll tell you in a minute." And I wait patiently for her to gather herself.
Posted on 1/26/15 at 8:59 am to KSGamecock
Don't speak in a foreign language in front of someone who probably doesn't know what you're saying.
This should be an unspoken rule but apparently is not: never ask eight new mom if she is breast-feeding or not. This is the first question out of everybody's mouth no matter how much of a stranger they are whenever they see my wife or are you with our new son. It's none of your damn business. I now try to make this as awkward as possible by replying "why yes my wife does take her milk filled nipples and places them in my son's mouth while he sucks on them. Sometimes I suck on them too. Breast milk is delicious."
This should be an unspoken rule but apparently is not: never ask eight new mom if she is breast-feeding or not. This is the first question out of everybody's mouth no matter how much of a stranger they are whenever they see my wife or are you with our new son. It's none of your damn business. I now try to make this as awkward as possible by replying "why yes my wife does take her milk filled nipples and places them in my son's mouth while he sucks on them. Sometimes I suck on them too. Breast milk is delicious."
Posted on 1/26/15 at 9:12 am to cokebottleag
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Sometimes I suck on them too. Breast milk is delicious."
Posted on 1/26/15 at 9:34 am to KSGamecock
When pissing outside, do it downwind.
If you don't like a pearl necklace, make him wear a rubber.
If you don't like a pearl necklace, make him wear a rubber.
Posted on 1/26/15 at 10:11 am to Patton
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I can't wait till all these fat sorry losers break their resolutions. Join the gym in July, count.
I hate the gym in January.
Posted on 1/26/15 at 10:31 am to cokebottleag
Don't say "we are trying to get pregnant" to people you aren't super close with. Really don't say it to anyone.
I want to start responding with "no condoms? And you get to pain the halls?" And the give the dude a high five.
I want to start responding with "no condoms? And you get to pain the halls?" And the give the dude a high five.
Posted on 1/26/15 at 11:46 am to KSGamecock
Always leave a gate as you found it.
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