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re: We are going to Tennessee for the eclipse

Posted on 8/16/17 at 10:32 am to
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18038 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 10:32 am to
Dang, no hotels to be found in any town in the eclipse path.
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
8566 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 11:26 am to
Be sure to wait to leave Alabama until an hour before totality. By that time the traffic will have cleared.

You might want to take a roll of toilet paper 'cause you're not used to using shared dried corn cobs in the one holers.
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
19104 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 11:55 am to
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We (SigOther and I) are driving up


Enjoy your man-on-man love trip.

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Sunday night in N. Alabama



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I know enough to fill up with gas in Alabama because I'm not sure they have stations in Tennessee.


Note the state flag at the Pilot/Flying J HQ building.



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Should I try to disguise myself as a native by wearing overalls and no shirt,








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Should I use pronouns such as Xe and Xoi?


May help if you learn to read English first.



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This is a photo of part of the town and some residents that is on Wikipedia:


Yeah...The Sequatchie Valley is a real s-hole:
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 12:17 pm to
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It's very possible they'll be evacuating for a hurricane along the east coast right about then.


Hell that might make it even more attractive to ppl who have never been thru a hurricane and don't have the sense to understand it isn't a tourist attraction or fun.

This post was edited on 8/16/17 at 12:18 pm
Posted by Open Dore Policy
The Commodore State
Member since Oct 2012
4472 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 8:20 pm to
Don't bring your arse in here and start talking shite about Tennessee. God blessed Tennessee with totality so your knob-gobbling arse can see one of nature's great events and you're gonna hate. You can stay in LA as far as I'm concerned.
Posted by Nuts4LSU
Washington, DC
Member since Oct 2003
25468 posts
Posted on 8/17/17 at 10:43 am to
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Jacknola


One would think with all the practice, you'd be better at trolling, but yet here you still are slinging the weakest sauce this side of Bear Bryant's grave.
Posted by LC412000
Any location where a plane flies
Member since Mar 2004
16673 posts
Posted on 8/18/17 at 9:39 pm to
Enjoy the trip and the eclipse, I think this super cool
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