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Top 10 Weirdest Animal Genitalia

Posted on 6/17/15 at 9:04 pm
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 6/17/15 at 9:04 pm
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10) - Enormous Barnacle Penis
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the barnacle has developed the longest penis, relative to its body size, in the animal kingdom. The penis extends from the shell of the barnacle, and uses a swinging motion to locate a mate before releasing its sperm.??


9) - Four-headed Echidna Penis
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?The penis of the echidna has been described as the most frightening penis in the world.

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indeed, even an echidna will admit that it’s inconvenient, since it doesn’t correspond to the echidna vagina. In order to prepare for mating, two of the four heads must shrivel, and the other two must rotate to ensure a more comfortable fit.




8) - Kangaroo Multiple Vagina
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The female kangaroo has three vaginas and two uteri. Two of the vaginas lead to the uteruses, and allow sperm to reach the eggs; the third is used to birth joeys.


7) - Flatworm Penis Fencing
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Flatworms have both male and female genitalia – but that’s not so uncommon in nature to be noteworthy. What is unbelievable about flatworms is that when they mate, they fight with their penises in order to decide which of the mating pair will be the female and develop eggs

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The mating worms parry with their sharp penises, and the winner is the first one to penetrate the flesh of the other.


6) - Stabbing Bedbug Penis
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The genitalia of the female bedbug is used only for laying eggs. To fertilise the female, the male bed bug uses a hypodermic penis to pierce the female’s exoskeleton, and inject his sperm directly into her body.


5) - Exploding Bee Genitals
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The queen – in mid-flight – is usually surrounded by a dozen males trying to impregnate her. The first one to succeed in penetrating the queen will explode his sexual organs, with a pop sometimes loud enough to be heard. This detaches his genitals, and leaves them – and his sperm – with the queen.


4) - Large Hyena Clitoris
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The clitoris of hyena females is almost indistinguishable from the male penis. They also have a scrotal sack, filled with fat and a fused vulva


3) - Detachable Spider Penis
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It is during this time of contact that the female may eat them. To escape this fate, the male can detach his palp and leave it to continue having sex with the female, while the rest of him scampers off.


2) - Self-guided Argonaut Penis
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This arm, called the hectocotylus, has its own tail and organs of sensation to guide it to the female. The arm detaches from the octopus, and swims towards the female before pumping sperm into her. The male, essentially, has sex in absentia.


1) - Dancing Leopard Slug Penis
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The leopard slug is one of the largest slugs in the world, but it is the size of its penis – and the things it does with it – which earn it a place on the list. Since they are hermaphrodites, both mates in a pair will use their penises for mating. As seen in THIS VIDEO, the mating slugs intertwine, and dangle on a thread of mucous while hanging from a ledge. This position is needed to allow the intertwining of the pair’s penises. From the right side of each slug’s head, a penis almost as long as the slug itself expands and flails in search of its partner penis. Once this discovery is made, the penises entwine and pass sperm to each other, before retracting and passing it to the eggs.



Honorable Mention:
All species of Felines have barbed penises. That wasn't in the link but I thought that was crazy and how I found the article.



This post was edited on 6/17/15 at 9:08 pm
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 6/17/15 at 9:10 pm to
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The first one to succeed in penetrating the queen will explode his sexual organs, with a pop sometimes loud enough to be heard. This detaches his genitals, and leaves them – and his sperm – with the queen.


How I want to die fricking Kate Upton
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 6/17/15 at 10:18 pm to
And imagine if she also had 3 vaginas like a kangaroo
This post was edited on 6/17/15 at 10:23 pm
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 6/17/15 at 11:00 pm to
Based on our species becoming the only sentient beings that we know of in the Universe, I think it probably would have been better for us to have evolved from a hermaphroditic ancestor. We could choose which partner would take the dominant role in a relationship and which the submissive, for example. Social equality would come much easier to our species.
Posted by E.Hubble
Athens
Member since Jul 2013
1720 posts
Posted on 6/17/15 at 11:29 pm to
Auburn fans say the darndest things
Posted by vengeanceofrain
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Member since Jun 2013
12465 posts
Posted on 6/17/15 at 11:38 pm to
That detachable penis id legit lol
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
21091 posts
Posted on 6/18/15 at 12:15 am to
All I could think of is the old King Missile Song, "Detachable Penis."

Give it a listen and travel back to early 90's alternative penis.
Posted by vengeanceofrain
depends
Member since Jun 2013
12465 posts
Posted on 6/18/15 at 1:37 am to
if you could have a detachable penis and still like feel all the shite while you go off and watch football and work and shite, that would be like the best thing ever since fire[f


be like girl look i got shite to do here take my dick i'll be back
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Member since Sep 2013
21146 posts
Posted on 6/18/15 at 1:40 am to
Uncircumcised human penis should be on this list.

#fightme
Posted by vengeanceofrain
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Member since Jun 2013
12465 posts
Posted on 6/18/15 at 2:59 am to
hunchback whales have 9 meter penises. they have penises that are longer than vandy's QB can throw a football
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 6/18/15 at 3:23 am to
The self-guided one is the detachable one on steroids though. If it worked on land too you don't even have to give it to her directly, you can send it to her from work or something.

Imagine a rape case with a self-guided detachable penis. Cops would be trying to to trace entire penises back and match it with the right criminal.
Posted by vengeanceofrain
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Member since Jun 2013
12465 posts
Posted on 6/18/15 at 3:50 am to
"yeah girl hold on i'm busy at work i'm sending my dick to you now it will be there in 10 mins"
Posted by KajunGator
Lake Arthur, LA
Member since May 2011
7284 posts
Posted on 6/18/15 at 8:40 am to
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King Missile Song, "Detachable Penis."



First thing that popped in my head
Posted by KajunGator
Lake Arthur, LA
Member since May 2011
7284 posts
Posted on 6/18/15 at 11:04 am to
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7) - Flatworm Penis Fencing

Flatworms have both male and female genitalia – but that’s not so uncommon in nature to be noteworthy. What is unbelievable about flatworms is that when they mate, they fight with their penises in order to decide which of the mating pair will be the female and develop eggs


The mating worms parry with their sharp penises, and the winner is the first one to penetrate the flesh of the other.




Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24095 posts
Posted on 6/19/15 at 2:25 am to
Nothing about the corkscrew duck penis, and the fact that rape is how they reproduce?

This post was edited on 6/19/15 at 2:30 am
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 6/19/15 at 12:39 pm to
They're necrophiliacs too

Scientifically accurate Ducktales
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