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This one time I went to the Kentucky Derby...
Posted on 5/2/15 at 11:30 pm
Posted on 5/2/15 at 11:30 pm
...and I found out what a mint julep was.
My mother wanted me to place a $50 bet on a horse that was 50:1. I was too drunk to find the betting booth. Then the horse won outright. I later got lost in downtown Louisville, and had to be found by my friends who were local to the area.
Anyone else have any Derby stories?
My mother wanted me to place a $50 bet on a horse that was 50:1. I was too drunk to find the betting booth. Then the horse won outright. I later got lost in downtown Louisville, and had to be found by my friends who were local to the area.
Anyone else have any Derby stories?
Posted on 5/2/15 at 11:57 pm to RebelBearShark
How the hell did you not know what a mint julep was?
Posted on 5/3/15 at 12:25 am to ever43
I knew it was a drink. I did not, however, know it was straight Kentucky bourbon with sugar and mint leaves crushed into it.
Posted on 5/3/15 at 12:49 am to RebelBearShark
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straight Kentucky bourbon with sugar and mint leaves crushed into it.
Posted on 5/3/15 at 1:04 am to Tuscaloosa
the year i went that big brown won a girl was basically getting gangbanged in the infield. she was pretty hot too lol
Posted on 5/3/15 at 1:10 am to RebelBearShark
Why would anyone down vote you?
Posted on 5/3/15 at 1:16 am to TeLeFaWx
OT
That's highly unfortunate though haha
That's highly unfortunate though haha
This post was edited on 5/3/15 at 1:17 am
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