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Thinking of writing a children's book for children.

Posted on 9/1/14 at 12:11 pm
Posted by DanMullins4Life
Member since Oct 2012
3168 posts
Posted on 9/1/14 at 12:11 pm
Titled "The Last French Fry"

This children's book is a treat for all ages as it follows the story of a lone french fry lost between the car seats in a 2008 Nissan Maxima. The lost french fry must befriend other lost items such as pencils and cough drops within the depths of the floor board as it journeys it's way back to its owner's digestive tract.

The last french fry teaches important lessons to children with abandonment issues and also touches on important subjects such as the loss of a grandparent and the fear of heights.

I'll also release a "Included" cassette tape of accompanying sing-along songs about getting into medical school and the dangers of gluten free diet hysteria.

Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55438 posts
Posted on 9/1/14 at 12:22 pm to
You should write a children's book for adults.
Posted by rec207
Starkville, MS
Member since Aug 2012
345 posts
Posted on 9/1/14 at 12:27 pm to
How many pages is this children's book?
Posted by Kermit
Sesame Street
Member since Sep 2014
118 posts
Posted on 9/1/14 at 12:27 pm to
Did they misspell "Lunatic" as "Off-Topic"?
Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
Member since Dec 2011
60116 posts
Posted on 9/1/14 at 12:33 pm to
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 9/1/14 at 12:36 pm to
Children don 't even know what a cassette tape is.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55438 posts
Posted on 9/1/14 at 12:45 pm to
quote:

Children don 't even know what a cassette tape is.


Hell, I doubt anyone under 20-22 has ever seen one.
Posted by Jma313
Member since Aug 2010
5157 posts
Posted on 9/1/14 at 12:45 pm to
Posted by tylerdurden24
Member since Sep 2009
46392 posts
Posted on 9/1/14 at 12:55 pm to
These are quickly becoming my most looked forward to threads on here alongside Alahunter's history pic threads
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 9/1/14 at 1:24 pm to
Would buy.
Posted by UMTigerRebel
Member since Feb 2013
9819 posts
Posted on 9/1/14 at 1:29 pm to
If you also include a VHS tape of characters singing the songs I would buy.
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 9/1/14 at 2:28 pm to
I really think the vehicle should be a 98 Tacoma.
Posted by MaroonNation
StarkVegas, Mississippi, Bitch!
Member since Nov 2010
21950 posts
Posted on 9/1/14 at 4:31 pm to
Where can I pre-order
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