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Thinking of writing a children's book for children.
Posted on 9/1/14 at 12:11 pm
Posted on 9/1/14 at 12:11 pm
Titled "The Last French Fry"
This children's book is a treat for all ages as it follows the story of a lone french fry lost between the car seats in a 2008 Nissan Maxima. The lost french fry must befriend other lost items such as pencils and cough drops within the depths of the floor board as it journeys it's way back to its owner's digestive tract.
The last french fry teaches important lessons to children with abandonment issues and also touches on important subjects such as the loss of a grandparent and the fear of heights.
I'll also release a "Included" cassette tape of accompanying sing-along songs about getting into medical school and the dangers of gluten free diet hysteria.
This children's book is a treat for all ages as it follows the story of a lone french fry lost between the car seats in a 2008 Nissan Maxima. The lost french fry must befriend other lost items such as pencils and cough drops within the depths of the floor board as it journeys it's way back to its owner's digestive tract.
The last french fry teaches important lessons to children with abandonment issues and also touches on important subjects such as the loss of a grandparent and the fear of heights.
I'll also release a "Included" cassette tape of accompanying sing-along songs about getting into medical school and the dangers of gluten free diet hysteria.
Posted on 9/1/14 at 12:22 pm to DanMullins4Life
You should write a children's book for adults.
Posted on 9/1/14 at 12:27 pm to DanMullins4Life
How many pages is this children's book?
Posted on 9/1/14 at 12:27 pm to HempHead
Did they misspell "Lunatic" as "Off-Topic"?
Posted on 9/1/14 at 12:36 pm to DanMullins4Life
Children don 't even know what a cassette tape is.
Posted on 9/1/14 at 12:45 pm to diddydirtyAubie
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Children don 't even know what a cassette tape is.
Hell, I doubt anyone under 20-22 has ever seen one.
Posted on 9/1/14 at 12:55 pm to DanMullins4Life
These are quickly becoming my most looked forward to threads on here alongside Alahunter's history pic threads
Posted on 9/1/14 at 1:29 pm to DanMullins4Life
If you also include a VHS tape of characters singing the songs I would buy.
Posted on 9/1/14 at 2:28 pm to DanMullins4Life
I really think the vehicle should be a 98 Tacoma.
Posted on 9/1/14 at 4:31 pm to DanMullins4Life
Where can I pre-order
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