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Therapeutic massage therapist: M or F? Pros and cons?

Posted on 7/27/16 at 7:47 pm
Posted by wmr
North of Dickson, South of Herman's
Member since Mar 2009
32518 posts
Posted on 7/27/16 at 7:47 pm
I had a massage today by a guy who seemed gay. I'm a frequent massage-getter, so I am usually pretty comfortable. I get naked and never worry about anything at all. Sometimes I fall asleep.

I couldn't escape the sneaking suspicion today that this dude was trying to get a look at my bunghole. He spent way too much time on my glutes, and I felt like he kep moving them apart to get a glance.

Do you have a strong preference for a male or female massage therapist?

I used to be indifferent, then I went through a phase where I exclusively used women. Now I am back on the indifferent bus, but after today I may reconsider going back to women only.
Posted by hoginthesw
DFW
Member since Sep 2009
5329 posts
Posted on 7/27/16 at 7:52 pm to
Are you sure he was trying to pay attention to your arse or it was you "feeling" he was?

IDC if it's male or female as long as it feels good.

Posted by InfantryDawg
Valhalla
Member since Oct 2013
1777 posts
Posted on 7/27/16 at 8:09 pm to
I got a massage from what I thought was a woman at Bagram on my way home for leave in 2009. Found out later it was a tranny and I felt a little violated. Massage was good but I had to do something manly soon after I found out to make my self feel better.
Posted by wmr
North of Dickson, South of Herman's
Member since Mar 2009
32518 posts
Posted on 7/27/16 at 8:11 pm to
I've had many gluteal massages. This one was...different.

I think my browneye is probably on Instagram now.
Posted by No Colors
Sandbar
Member since Sep 2010
10269 posts
Posted on 7/27/16 at 8:23 pm to
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I couldn't escape the sneaking suspicion today that this dude was trying to get a look at my bunghole.

Sounds more like your fantasy, than his problem
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
18798 posts
Posted on 7/27/16 at 8:26 pm to
Ha! never go fully newd, baw! I just left one actually. Been going to the same guy for like 5 years. That's the best advice, find one regardless of gender and stick to them. My guy is like a good friend and hooks me up right, and when I was in between jobs he either wouldn't charge me, or charged me half. I made it up in tips once I got back on my feet.

Try thai btw, once you try it with a good therapist, you won't go back to the other shite.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55182 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 5:44 am to
Females only for my massages
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 6:10 am to
Only females for me.
Posted by GoldenDawg
Dawg in Exile
Member since Oct 2013
19047 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 8:20 am to
Did it move?
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
16965 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 9:23 am to
100% females only.
Posted by WPBTiger
Parts Unknown
Member since Nov 2011
30822 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 10:55 am to



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Posted by tider04
North Carolina
Member since Oct 2007
5606 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 11:23 am to
Females only. Having a man rubbing all over my body just isn't relaxing or comfortable. I also don't think I'd ever go fully nude, having your bum massaged feels good(had one lady in Asia just rip my boxers down and do it without permission) but it feels a little weird to have any stranger rubbing my bum. But yeah, no male massages for me.
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
21220 posts
Posted on 7/29/16 at 9:07 am to
quote:

IDC if it's male or female as long as it feels good.


Welcome to the Democratic Party
Posted by Pinche Cabron
TN
Member since Nov 2015
3639 posts
Posted on 7/29/16 at 9:23 am to
Posted by DesignTiger
Buford, Georgia
Member since Jun 2011
1518 posts
Posted on 7/29/16 at 9:38 am to
In certain states you're supposed to leave at least your underwear on. I used to be a massage therapist while I was in college. Pretty cool gig.

I don't care who's massaging me as long as they don't smell like fricking cigarette smoke and they do a good job.

Also the massage therapist isn't supposed to remove the sheet from your no no parts ever.. They typically massage over the sheet on your glutes
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 7/29/16 at 1:25 pm to
I have different standards depending on whether happy ending is involved or not. Happy ending...female only.
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 7/29/16 at 1:48 pm to
I much prefer men usually because they have stronger hands. I hate when I get an hour massage from a woman and I barely feel better because her hands are weak.
Posted by GnashRebel
Member since May 2015
8169 posts
Posted on 7/29/16 at 1:51 pm to
quote:

I got a massage from what I thought was a woman at Bagram


Uzbeki barber?
Posted by GnashRebel
Member since May 2015
8169 posts
Posted on 7/29/16 at 1:54 pm to
This sounds like a lot like you are struggling with your own sexuality. You don't have to be afraid. tRant provides a safe space to explore your feelings in an environment you can relax in. Here's the link: Safe Space
Posted by InfantryDawg
Valhalla
Member since Oct 2013
1777 posts
Posted on 7/29/16 at 7:00 pm to
It was in a barber shop but I do not remember the name.
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