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Ten Most Unfortunate (and real) Product Names
Posted on 2/4/16 at 10:54 am
Posted on 2/4/16 at 10:54 am
These are all actual products that were marketed and sold in the US as well as various other countries...
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No 10. Shitto is an allegedly delicious Ghanaian sauce with a name that makes Americans laugh, while everyone in Ghana seems to love it.
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No 9. Sars. This drink from New Zealand shares its name with SARS: Severe acute respiratory syndrome.
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No 8. Australian repellent "used by the armed forces." They surely need it.
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No 7. Golden Gaytime is an iconic ice-cream in Australia, its name survived intact despite the homosexual connotations in modern decades. The company just decided to play up the camp name with the boxes, holding the words "4 chances to have a gay time."
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No 6. Vergina (beer)
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No 5. Pee Cola, a soft drink from Ghana.
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No 4. Jussipussi. So that's how finnish bread taste like.
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No 3. Megapussi (potato chips). Priceless.
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No 2. Cock flavoured mix (soup). Mmmmm spicy!
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No 1. Ayds (diet candy). Ayds (pronounced "AIDS") was a diet candy from the 1980s. Years later, the name would have its current meaning
Posted on 2/4/16 at 10:57 am to Carolina_Girl
There is the Stag Semen Beer
Posted on 2/4/16 at 11:14 am to Carolina_Girl
Japanese gatorade... it is actually quite good.
Posted on 2/4/16 at 11:26 am to Carolina_Girl
That Megapussi looks yummy.
Posted on 2/4/16 at 4:37 pm to Carolina_Girl
Imma give you an up vote for this
Seems pussy is loaded with carbs, who knew. No wonder I can't keep the weight off no matter how much I seem to eat. Life just is not fair.
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No 6. Vergina
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No 4. Jussipussi
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No 3. Megapussi
Seems pussy is loaded with carbs, who knew. No wonder I can't keep the weight off no matter how much I seem to eat. Life just is not fair.
Posted on 2/4/16 at 7:14 pm to Gary Busey
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There is the Stag Semen Beer
Hahahaha...deer semen?!?!
Oh deer God!!
Posted on 2/4/16 at 8:04 pm to Carolina_Girl
The frick is wrong with Ghana?
shite(to) like that is why I'm never ever visiting Africa
shite(to) like that is why I'm never ever visiting Africa
Posted on 2/4/16 at 9:17 pm to Carolina_Girl
Those are all great, thanks. But to me KIA is the most unfortunate name for an automobile brand I've ever heard. Maybe because I'm old and nobody uses that abbreviation any more?
Posted on 2/4/16 at 9:25 pm to finestfirst79
Never thought of it that way. Maybe because I always pronounced the acronym letter by letter and always say the car brand as one word.
Posted on 2/4/16 at 9:54 pm to Carolina_Girl
This post was edited on 11/8/20 at 11:35 am
Posted on 2/4/16 at 10:07 pm to Kraut Dawg
Must be for TAMU folks with that rich west country sauce.
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Posted on 2/4/16 at 10:17 pm to Carolina_Girl
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wack off
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insect repellent lotion
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Australia
yeah. Sure it is
Posted on 2/4/16 at 10:18 pm to TbirdSpur2010
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Never thought of it that way. Maybe because I always pronounced the acronym letter by letter and always say the car brand as one word.
It wouldn't stand out to me so much if they didn't capitalize it and instead wrote it, "Kia". But they don't. Daughter has one. Good car. Makes me cringe every time I see it.
Posted on 2/5/16 at 12:54 am to Kraut Dawg
Thanks for helping me out...I've been thirsty every second of this shitty day today and couldn't think straight to figure out exactly what it was that I had a craving for! These loud assholes I work with kept distracting me but I know exactly what my behind is going on break to get now!! Just hope it doesn't cost a crap load of money!! These buttfrickers that run the convenience store have me bent over a barrel bc they're the only ones that carry what I want. They'd suck the wind right out of me if they could in addition to my $$. But there is nothing quite like a delicious gulp of fart juice. I brown nose 'em all the time bc I love it so much. I can't help it..I keep coming back and begging for more.
Posted on 2/5/16 at 1:02 am to finestfirst79
Found some more "gems".....
Posted on 2/5/16 at 1:09 am to Carolina_Girl
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Thanks for helping me out...I've been thirsty every second of this shitty day today and couldn't think straight to figure out exactly what it was that I had a craving for! These loud assholes I work with kept distracting me but I know exactly what my behind is going on break to get now!! Just hope it doesn't cost a crap load of money!! These buttfrickers that run the convenience store have me bent over a barrel bc they're the only ones that carry what I want. They'd suck the wind right out of me if they could in addition to my $$. But there is nothing quite like a delicious gulp of fart juice. I brown nose 'em all the time bc I love it so much. I can't help it..I keep coming back and begging for more.
All that sounded really dirty.
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