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Summer PSA : it is summertime, keep an eye out for pool doody and be prepared

Posted on 6/17/15 at 4:19 am
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54616 posts
Posted on 6/17/15 at 4:19 am
Posted by TexAgChill
Member since Mar 2015
2450 posts
Posted on 6/17/15 at 4:27 am to
I've never defecated in water. I wonder if it's refreshing.
Posted by OlGrandad
Member since Oct 2009
3477 posts
Posted on 6/17/15 at 8:01 am to
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54616 posts
Posted on 6/17/15 at 8:51 am to
quote:

I've never defecated in water.


You still have an outhouse in the backyard?

quote:

I wonder if it's refreshing.


Not sure about refreshing but indoor plumbing sure does make it easier.
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 6/17/15 at 11:53 am to
They should be called public cesspools. People are filthy creatures and they piss, shite and spit in public waters. They don't bathe their asses before they enter pools either. At the CDC we called them brown trout ponds.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24082 posts
Posted on 6/17/15 at 12:01 pm to
I dropped a deuce once as a kid, while on a tubing trip in North Georgia. It was relaxing, but unfortunately it followed us for a couple a rapids. The damn thing wouldn't go away.
Posted by cokebottleag
I’m a Santos Republican
Member since Aug 2011
24028 posts
Posted on 6/17/15 at 12:38 pm to
I've shite in a lake before. It was a pretty 'meh' experience in retrospect.
Posted by vengeanceofrain
depends
Member since Jun 2013
12465 posts
Posted on 6/17/15 at 12:40 pm to
well i would imagine the water automatically "wipes" for you so there's that
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 6/17/15 at 1:08 pm to
Rivers and lakes don't pose the same hazards that public pools do for spreading diseases from one person to another. There's much more water (dilution factor) and natural organisms that eat the shite. It doesn't stay around very long.

In public pools, however, disease that might be present in even a small piece of a turd can circulate for hours in a well-chlorinated pool. The chlorine simply cannot get to the disease organisms to kill them.

It's reasonable to think that, if you're a frequent user of public pools, you've swallowed shite that came from someone else. That you didn't come down with a disease is only because there were no pathogens in that particular person. They might be in the next one, however.

To me, public pools are a kind of Russian roulette. I don't play that game with my health.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54616 posts
Posted on 6/17/15 at 4:38 pm to
quote:

It was relaxing, but unfortunately it followed us for a couple a rapids.




quote:

The damn thing wouldn't go away.


So you are saying it was a persistent little shite?
Posted by Mr. Blutarski
Hattiesburg, MS
Member since Oct 2012
1756 posts
Posted on 6/18/15 at 6:48 am to
Some kid shite in the pool at Hattiesburg Country Club yesterday. Pool was closed for the day. I hope the parents get a bill for cleanup.

Posted by CajunTiger_225
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
9201 posts
Posted on 6/18/15 at 9:46 am to
21 years old and I've never dipped a toe in a public pool, not even on vacation and by God if you're in Baton Rouge steer very clear of Blue Bayou (people have died)
This post was edited on 6/18/15 at 10:22 am
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
118873 posts
Posted on 6/18/15 at 9:51 am to
I haven't been in a public pool in years for that very reason.
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